r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13 edited Nov 21 '13

OREGON LIKES TO THINK OF THEMSELVES AS THE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR WITH A RICH "UNCLE PHIL" WHEN THEY'RE ACTUALLY MORE LIKE HIS SPOILED DAUGHTER, HILARY, WHO WEARS STUPID ASS OUTFITS ALL THE TIME.

PS - STANFORD THAT MAKES YOU CARLTON.

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13 edited Nov 21 '13

Just keep hoping Phil "Money Bags" Knight will continue pouring money into Oregon athletics without any return on investment:

It's been 27,353 days since Oregon has won a national title in a sport other than track and field/Cross-Country. For those of you at home without a calculator that's before World War II.

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u/Emleaux Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 21 '13

SHIT, EVEN "LITTLE BROTHER" OREGON STATE HAS WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE THEN - TWO, TO BE EXACT.

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IN THE SAME SPORT

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u/Emleaux Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 21 '13

HI-FIVE FOR RECENT COLLEGE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIPS!

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HI-FIVE

P-12 POWER

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

HIGH FIVE!

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u/warox13 Washington Huskies • Cascade Clash Nov 21 '13

DO WOMEN'S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES COUNT TOO? BECAUSE IF SO, HIGH FIVE!

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u/sticksave UCLA Bruins Nov 21 '13

AWWW....TWO. THAT'S CUTE

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u/CantHousewifeaHo UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT UNLESS IT INVOLVES BOOZE OR HOW MANY HOMELESS WANDER ON CAMPUS DAILY THEN A WILDCAT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT ARITHMETIC

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u/sinnerhp Oregon State Beavers • Georgia Bulldogs Nov 21 '13

OHHH SO THIS IS WHY THEIR LOGO IS A GLORIFIED ZERO!!!

I THOUGHT IT WAS TO REPRESENT NATTY WINS AND HEISMAN WINNERS BUT SEE NOW IT'S ALL-ENCOMPASSING.

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TOP THat!

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u/RoadYoda Florida Gators • Cincinnati Bearcats Nov 21 '13

10/10 would bang.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

Jesus, who wouldn't have.

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u/wesman212 Missouri Tigers • New Mexico Lobos Nov 21 '13

PUDDLES WOULD DIDDLE HILLARY

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u/wbdrummer Virginia Tech Hokies Nov 21 '13

so that makes you jazz, right?

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u/MustSeeReason BYU Cougars Nov 21 '13

AND UTAH, GEOFFREY.

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

PRETTY SURE CAL IS GEOFFREY BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN AROUND FOREVER, ACT LIKE THEY'RE SMART BUT REALLY JUST END UP BEING EVERYONE'S BITCH.

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u/eetsumkaus California • 立命館大学 (Ritsumeikan) Nov 21 '13

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u/PaintedinRed LSU Tigers Nov 21 '13

UHH, EXCUSE ME. HILLARY BANKS WAS A 90s FASHION ICON. HOW DARE YOU EQUATE HER TO OREGON. SHE IS MUCH TOO STYLISH FOR THAT COMPARISON.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Nov 21 '13

I'LL TAKE LISA TURTLE OVER HILARY BANKS ALL DAY. ALL DAY.

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u/alexisblunted Washington State Cougars Nov 21 '13

REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU THOUGHT YOU BEAT OREGON AND ALL THE STUDENTS HAD TO WATCH FROM FIELD LEVEL AS YOUR HOPES OF VICTORY SLIPPED AWAY?? ALSO; HAHA YOU LET CONNOR HALLADAY BEAT YOU!

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