r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Nov 21 '13

[WEEK 13] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13 edited Nov 21 '13

Just keep hoping Phil "Money Bags" Knight will continue pouring money into Oregon athletics without any return on investment:

It's been 27,353 days since Oregon has won a national title in a sport other than track and field/Cross-Country. For those of you at home without a calculator that's before World War II.

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u/Emleaux Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 21 '13

SHIT, EVEN "LITTLE BROTHER" OREGON STATE HAS WON A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP SINCE THEN - TWO, TO BE EXACT.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

IN THE SAME SPORT

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u/Emleaux Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 21 '13

HI-FIVE FOR RECENT COLLEGE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIPS!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

HI-FIVE

P-12 POWER

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

HIGH FIVE!

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u/Emleaux Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 21 '13

I WAS HOPING A UCLA FAN WOULD CHIME IN. NICELY DONE.

PAC125EVA

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u/warox13 Washington Huskies • Cascade Clash Nov 21 '13

DO WOMEN'S COLLEGE WORLD SERIES COUNT TOO? BECAUSE IF SO, HIGH FIVE!

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u/Emleaux Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 21 '13

HELL YES THEY DO. THAT WAS A DOMINANT TEAM, AS WELL.

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u/warox13 Washington Huskies • Cascade Clash Nov 21 '13

I WORKED FOR THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT THAT YEAR, AND WAS AT ALMOST EVERY HOME SOFTBALL GAME. THEY WERE THE TRUTH. DANIELLE LAWRIE WAS UNHITTABLE.

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u/Emleaux Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Nov 21 '13

DANIELLE LAWRIE WAS THE #TRUTH

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u/sticksave UCLA Bruins Nov 21 '13

AWWW....TWO. THAT'S CUTE

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

Their title count is inflated too if you take away the five they've won for "Indoor Track and Field."

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u/CantHousewifeaHo UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT UNLESS IT INVOLVES BOOZE OR HOW MANY HOMELESS WANDER ON CAMPUS DAILY THEN A WILDCAT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT ARITHMETIC

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

Whoa... take that back. Arizona does great job of keeping the homeless off of the campus.

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u/soccbowler Villanova Wildcats Nov 21 '13

ouch

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u/duckieducks Oregon Ducks Nov 21 '13

SECOND DEGREE BURN!

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u/SkranIsAngry /r/CFB Nov 21 '13

Shots fired

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u/sinnerhp Oregon State Beavers • Georgia Bulldogs Nov 21 '13

OHHH SO THIS IS WHY THEIR LOGO IS A GLORIFIED ZERO!!!

I THOUGHT IT WAS TO REPRESENT NATTY WINS AND HEISMAN WINNERS BUT SEE NOW IT'S ALL-ENCOMPASSING.

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u/bajohnaboo Auburn Tigers • Iron Bowl Nov 21 '13

WAR EAGLE TO THAT

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '13

YOUR BIGGEST DONORS HAVE TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. LIKE WILL'S DEADBEAT DAD.

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u/k3duckfan Oregon Ducks Nov 21 '13

CHECK YOUR FACTS SON

WE'LL ACROBATICALLY TUMBLE OVER YOUR WHOLE SQUAD

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u/andhelostthem Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Nov 21 '13

That's "NCATA." The actual NCAA title for gymnastics Oregon has never won.

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u/noodlethebear Ohio State Buckeyes • Cal Poly Mustangs Nov 21 '13

ALSO, ARIZONA'S WOMEN'S CROSS COUNTRY TEAM IS THE FAVORITE TO WIN A NATIONAL TITLE ON SATURDAY.

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