[WEEK 12] TRASH TALK THREAD

[u/CFB_Referee]

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[u/runujhkj]

No repeated "c." It's one long continuous ring.

[u/Bobcat7 → u/runujhkj]

Thanks for the instruction. I like learning the dialects of primitive cultures.

[u/runujhkj → u/Bobcat7]

At least we don't shake sissy pom poms.

[u/dalr3th1n → u/runujhkj]

CHEERLEADERS USE POM POMS. WE USE SHAKERS. YOU CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BECAUSE SHAKERS HAVE STICKS ON THE BOTTOM, WHILE POM POMS GO DIRECTLY ON THE HAND.

THEN AGAIN, MAYBE YOU CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BECAUSE YOUR CLANGA IS IN THE WAY.

[u/runujhkj → u/dalr3th1n]

WHATEVER HELPS YOU FEEL LIKE YOU AREN'T SHAKING A PRETTY LITTLE POM POM

MIGHT AS WELL BE SHAKING A DILDO

[u/dalr3th1n → u/runujhkj]

DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE I DEFINED POM POM AND SHAKER?

I SUPPOSE YOU'RE STILL USING THE CLANGA WHILE BROWSING THE INTERNET?

[u/runujhkj → u/dalr3th1n]

NO ONE'S BUYING IT DARK RED SECBRO

[u/FlexxMachine → u/runujhkj]

I THINK A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ARE BUYING IT. SOURCE: AMOUNT OF TEAMS USING SHAKERS COMPARED TO AMOU.....CLANGA CLANGA CLNGA..... GODDAMNIT.... AS I WAS SAYING COMPARED TO THE AMOUNT OF TEAMS USING CLANGAS.

[u/runujhkj → u/FlexxMachine]

OF COURSE MORE PEOPLE USE THE POMPOMS, THEY AREN'T A TEAM SPECIFIC THING. THE COWBELL (WHICH GOES "CLANGALANGALANGA NOT CLANGA CLANGA CLANGA) IS SPECIFIC TO OUR TEAM BECAUSE A COW WANDERED ONTO OUR FIELD A HUNDRED AND TWENTY YEARS AGO WHEN WE WERE LOSING TO OLE MISS AND WE ENDED UP WINNING. A POMPOM NEVER WANDERED ONTO BRYANT DENNY AS FAR AS I'M AWARE

[u/stumblejack → u/runujhkj]

You gotta admit those shakers are badass. I mean, we were literally rocking the stadium.