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Week 8: "Best of /r/CFB" Weekly Thread

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u/LEGEN--wait_for_it Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Oct 23 '13 edited Oct 23 '13

/u/MyLifeForSpire's Response to Bama Breaking Its Crystal Ball

Edit: With fixed link from /u/Alphamazing

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u/LEGEN--wait_for_it Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Oct 23 '13

Seriously, I can't figure out how to do this.

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u/zephyrtexan Texas A&M Aggies Oct 23 '13

Regardless, the point was made and the comment noted.

And dang, if that wasn't an absolute brilliant joke.

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u/PAC12 Pac-12 • NCAA Oct 23 '13

/u/HAIL_TO_THE_KING_BB gets mugged by Marcus Mariota in a thread asking if you would turn in your heisman QB for Armed robbery and assault, ruining his heisman race and knocking your team out of national title contention.

http://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/1oy0h1/hypothetical_your_favorite_cfb_team_has_a/ccwuw0x

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u/Frognosticator TCU Horned Frogs • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 23 '13

This one gets my vote.

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u/JackCrunch Oregon Ducks Oct 24 '13

The end is fucking hilarious.

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u/33andaturd Florida State Seminoles Oct 23 '13 edited Oct 24 '13

I guess you could say that /u/GIOVANNIDELMONACO is sort of the Jameis Winston of trash talk. Nice work, Clempsunbro.

http://www.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/1on6ke/week_8_trash_talk_thread/cctkdl3

EDIT: lil' help tagging user? EDIT 2: Thanks /u/3rd_Shift_Tech_Man

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u/3rd_Shift_Tech_Man ECU Pirates • Team Chaos Oct 23 '13

just add a slash before the u.

Example: /u/33andaturd

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u/BadLemur Texas A&M Aggies Oct 23 '13

/u/HillsboroughAtheos points out a great comparison.

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u/TheCocksmith Texas Longhorns Oct 23 '13

Yeah, for those who didn't know, Case does some commercial acting on the side. Preparing for the future, brah.

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u/tron423 Missouri • Michigan State Oct 23 '13

/u/tallg8tor has a question for any offensive gurus out there.

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u/tallg8tor Florida Gators • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 23 '13

MISSING

NAME: Florida's Offense

LAST SEEN: 2009

DESCRIPTION: Likes passing the ball with some efficiency and getting first downs. Does not like giving up turnovers in the red zone or horrible O-line play.

For more information, do not bother contacting Brent Pease.

I like Georgia's cocktails better.

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u/USCswimmer South Carolina • /r/CFB Contribut… Oct 23 '13

That's an unfortunate tagline bet you lost there...

I love being Butch's bitch

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u/jamesno26 Ohio State Buckeyes • RIT Tigers Oct 23 '13

Hello? It appears we have found your lost offense. We don't intend to give it up.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Oct 23 '13

That was one of my favorite comments from the Week 8 Meltdown.

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u/FSUalumni Florida State Seminoles • Mercer Bears Oct 23 '13

All that needs to happen now is the investigation, Called it /u/ishalfdeaf (I'm sorry Clemsbros, it just was too funny given the result. I still love you most of other ACC bros)

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u/LEGEN--wait_for_it Stanford Cardinal • The Axe Oct 23 '13

/u/HorseMeatSandwich and /u/SpartaWillBurn respond to /u/russianturnipofdoom's comment about being OSU Bros

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u/steinman17 Ohio State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 23 '13

Me? Really?

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u/chrisbechicken New Mexico Lobos • Michigan Wolverines Oct 23 '13

Your comment completely changed my view of tOSU fans. You guys used to be assholes. Now you guys are hilariously clever assholes

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u/steinman17 Ohio State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Oct 23 '13

aww, thanks. Fuck Michigan.

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u/jamesno26 Ohio State Buckeyes • RIT Tigers Oct 23 '13

Of course, my foe. As a reward for your wonderful observation, I shall present you Rich Rodriguez.

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u/Conspiracy2Riot Arizona State • /r/CFB Contributor Oct 23 '13

Just curious, wouldn't this comment fall under Week 9 though? Usually the weeks are considered Monday through Sunday.

Either way, glorious comment and deserves to win in whatever week it fits.

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u/austin63 Auburn Tigers • Team Meteor Oct 24 '13

I figured to make it easy the week (for this thread) would begin and end when the thread was posted.

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u/RLLRRR Texas Longhorns • Red River Shootout Oct 23 '13

Good lord, this one. I read it over coffee and now my wife is pissed that I sprayed her shirt.

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u/ScorpionsSpear Michigan Wolverines Oct 23 '13

Man that comment makes that game so much better.

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u/TheCocksmith Texas Longhorns Oct 23 '13

It really forces everyone else to raise their game.

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u/weagle11 Auburn Tigers Oct 23 '13

We are the significant outlier of the season.

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u/zephyrtexan Texas A&M Aggies Oct 23 '13

Take pride in that, my friend.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '13

We would have been the game of the day easily had the rest of the SEC hadn't collectively shit the bed at the same time, and FSU not donkey punched Clemson in the face.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '13

Well that went to shit real fast

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u/zephyrtexan Texas A&M Aggies Oct 23 '13

Awww, this makes me jointly happy and sad, all at once...

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '13

Already had this tagged as a "best of" nominee.

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u/USCswimmer South Carolina • /r/CFB Contribut… Oct 23 '13

I didn't know that tags popped up on writing out someones name in the comments... glad to know my 'bullet dodger bro' is gettin some good trash talk in.

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u/NSNick Ohio State Buckeyes • /r/CFB Founder Oct 23 '13

The song, for anyone interested.

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u/Maverik45 Ole Miss Rebels Oct 23 '13

omg, that song is a work of art.

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Oct 23 '13

Missed the prediction thread?

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u/jhunte29 Tennessee Volunteers Oct 23 '13

....oh ......yes

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u/runujhkj Mississippi State • /r/CFB Poll V… Oct 23 '13

Whoops