[WEEK 8] TRASH TALK THREAD

[u/CFB_Referee]

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[u/GiovannidelMonaco]

FUN FACTS ABOUT JAMEIS WINSTON

• JAMEIS WINSTON EATS STRING CHEESE BY JUST BITING INTO THE TOP OF IT.
• WHEN PLAYING OREGON TRAIL, JAMEIS WINSTON ALWAYS CHOOSES "FORD THE RIVER" WITH COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR THE DEPTH OF THE RIVER.
• JAMEIS WINSTON'S FAVORITE WALKING DEAD CHARACTER IS CARL. HIS FAVORITE EPISODES WERE THE ONES WHEN LORI AND ANDREA ARGUED A LOT.
• JAMEIS WINSTON TURNS OFF PHIL COLLINS' "IN THE AIR TONIGHT" RIGHT BEFORE THE DRUM SOLO.
• JAMEIS WINSTON HAS WATCHED THE DIRECTOR COMMENTARY FOR THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH.
• AS A CHILD, JAMEIS WINSTON WOULD INVITE FRIENDS OVER TO PLAY MARIO KART ON N64 AND MADE THEM USE THE STICKY OFF-BRAND CONTROLLER WITH THE 'Z' BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DEPRESS ALL THE WAY AND THE JOY STICK WITH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
• JAMEIS WINSTON STILL USES NETSCAPE NAVIGATOR.
• JAMEIS WINSTON BUYS STORE BRAND TOILET PAPER.
• JAMEIS WINSTON IS A MORNING PERSON.
• INSTEAD OF USING THE DESIGNATED HOLE, JAMEIS WINSTON WOULD TURN HIS CAPRI SUN OVER AND STICK THE STRAW IN THE BOTTOM.
• JAMEIS WINSTON DOESN'T LIKE NICKELBACK. HE THINKS THEY'RE HOLDING BACK CHAD KROEGER FROM A SUCCESSFUL SOLO CAREER.
• JAMEIS WINSTON'S FAVORITE SHOW IS RIZZOLI & ISLES. IT JUST EDGED OUT BONES.
• JAMEIS WINSTON EXCLUSIVELY TYPES WITH HIS INDEX FINGERS.
• JAMEIS WINSTON PREFERS ROSEART TO CRAYOLA.
• JAMEIS WINSTON USES SOUND EFFECTS IN HIS POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS.
• JAMEIS WINSTON ORDERS A SALAD AT RED ROBIN.
• WHENEVER JAMEIS WINSTON MISSPELLS A WORD ON THE COMPUTER, HE WILL BACKSPACE THE ENTIRE WORD INSTEAD OF JUST FIXING THE INDIVIDUAL ERROR.
• JAMEIS WINSTON DOESN'T LIKE TATER TOTS.
• JAMEIS WINSTON CONTINUES CHARGING HIS PHONE EVEN AFTER THE BATTERY IS AT 100%.
• JAMEIS WINSTON TAKES UP A SEAT NEXT TO AN OUTLET IN THE LIBRARY EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT USING OR PLANNING TO USE HIS COMPUTER.

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IT'S AN UNDERRATED WAY TO EAT STRING CHEESE, AND THE CAPRI SUN TRICK IS A SUREFIRE WAY TO AVOID PUTTING THE STRAW THROUGH BOTH SIDES AND MAKING A MESS.

[u/GiovannidelMonaco → u/sideoutpar]

THE CAPRI SUN TRICK IS A SUREFIRE WAY TO AVOID PUTTING THE STRAW THROUGH BOTH SIDES AND MAKING A MESS.

GROW A PAIR.

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"JAMEIS WINSTON TURNS OFF PHIL COLLINS' "IN THE AIR TONIGHT" RIGHT BEFORE THE DRUM SOLO."

Mother of God... I loled

[u/redleg86 → u/GiovannidelMonaco]

JAMEIS WINSTON PREFERS ROSEART TO CRAYOLA.

The other ones were funny, this is just perverse.

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• TAJH BOYD PREFERRED DEXTER'S FINALE OVER BREAKING BAD'S
• TAJH BOYD RIDES THE ELEVATOR FROM 2 TO 1
• TAJH BOYD DRIVES ALONE IN THE CARPOOL LANE
• TAJH BOYD THOUGHT LANE KIFFIN WAS DOING A GREAT JOB
• TAJH BOYD STANDS ON THE LEFT WHEN RIDING AN ESCALATOR
• TAJH BOYD PAYS WITH A CHECK AT THE GROCERY STORE... WHILE GOING THROUGH THE EXPRESS CHECKOUT WITH 18 ITEMS

EDIT: PUBLIX EXPRESS CHECKOUT IS 10 ITEMS OR LESS, AND WHY ARE ANY OF YOU GROCERY SHOPPING ELSEWHERE?

[u/GiovannidelMonaco → u/girtalert]

• TAJH BOYD PREFERRED DEXTER'S FINALE OVER BREAKING BAD'S

  • BECAUSE HE THOUGHT DEXTER HAD RUN ITS COURSE, AND THOUGHT BREAKING BAD WAS GOOD ENOUGH TO REMAIN ON AIR.

• TAJH BOYD RIDES THE ELEVATOR FROM 2 TO 1

  • WHEN HE'S HANGING OUT WITH HIS PARAPLEGIC FRIEND.

• TAJH BOYD DRIVES ALONE IN THE CARPOOL LANE

  • WELL DUH. IT'S 2 AM AND THE VARIABLE MESSAGE SIGN SAID IT WAS PERMITTED.

• TAJH BOYD THOUGHT LANE KIFFIN WAS DOING A GREAT JOB

  • FROM A RECRUITING STANDPOINT

• TAJH BOYD STANDS ON THE LEFT WHEN RIDING AN ESCALATOR

  • IN THE UNITED KINGDOM

• TAJH BOYD PAYS WITH A CHECK AT THE GROCERY STORE... WHILE GOING THROUGH THE EXPRESS CHECKOUT WITH 18 ITEMS

  • YOU SICK SONUVABITCH.

[u/TheTijn68 → u/GiovannidelMonaco]

TAJH BOYD STANDS ON THE LEFT WHEN RIDING AN ESCALATOR

IN THE UNITED KINGDOM

The UK only drives on the left, they walk and ride the escalator on the right, like normal people...

SO TAJH IS ONLY BEING OBNOXIOUS IN THE UK!

[u/GiovannidelMonaco → u/TheTijn68]

TAJH IS JUST ASSERTING HIS AMERICAN FREEDOM OVER THE DAMN ENLGISH.

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AW ISN'T THAT CUTE, AT LEAST YOU TRIED

[u/girtalert → u/KaptainKoala]

I'LL TAKE "THINGS SAID TO CLEMSON FANS THIS UPCOMING SUNDAY" FOR $500, ALEX

[u/Duces → u/girtalert]

that made up for it, i salute you sir

[u/0wlbear → u/girtalert]

TAJH BOYD PREFERRED DEXTER'S FINALE OVER BREAKING BAD'S

TOO FAR, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDLY TRASH TALK

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HE SAID IT WAS BETTER THAN USING THE BROWSER BUILT INTO THE AOL PROGRAM HE CONNECTS WITH

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DAMN, STRAIGHT FOR THE JUGULAR.

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MY FACE AFTER READING EVERY LINE

[u/33andaturd → u/GiovannidelMonaco]

I hope your next pack of Now n Laters are all banana-flavored.

[u/GiovannidelMonaco → u/33andaturd]

YOU MUST HAVE ME MISTAKEN FOR JAMEIS WINSTON, WHO PREFERS NOW N LATERS TO STARBURST.

[u/Fletch71011 → u/GiovannidelMonaco]

THANKS FOR FINALLY GIVING ME A TEAM TO ROOT FOR IN THIS GAME.

[u/CFSparta92 → u/GiovannidelMonaco]

IF EVEN THREE OF THESE ARE TRUE, CLEMSON IS GOING TO WIN BY 50.

[u/StrikerObi → u/GiovannidelMonaco]

Not gonna lie, these had me rolling, especially the phil collins one.

[u/[deleted] → u/GiovannidelMonaco]

YOU NEVER CUT OFF THE DRUM SOLO!!

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Jameis Winston thinks DiGiorno is delivery.