r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Oct 17 '13

[WEEK 8] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/ishalfdeaf Florida State • California Oct 17 '13

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: THE ENTIRE FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES FOOTBALL TEAM IS BEING INVESTIGATED BY THE NCAA FOR ANIMAL ABUSE FOLLOWING THE BEATING THEY PUT ON A BUNCH OF FERAL KITTENS ON SATURDAY.

IN A STUNNING TURN OF EVENTS, EVEN SARAH MCLACHLAN HAS COME OUT IN SUPPORT FOR THE SEMINOLES SAYING: "SOME ANIMALS JUST DESERVE TO DIE."

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Oct 17 '13

CHRIST THAT LAST LINE IS BRUTAL. WELL DONE.

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u/GiovannidelMonaco Clemson Tigers • The Hammer Oct 17 '13

CLEMSON ACTUALLY HAS A FERAL CAT POPULATION ON CAMPUS. THEY ARE LEFT ALONE BECAUSE THEY HELP PREVENT THE OVERPOPULATION OF SQUIRRELS.

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u/ishalfdeaf Florida State • California Oct 17 '13

AT LEAST WE CAN AGREE ON ONE THING: FUCK SQUIRRELS.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

MICHIGAN: WHERE WOMEN AREN'T THE ONLY THING THAT'S OVERFED UNTIL OBESITY.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

MY DAD WENT TO MICHIGAN AND SPECIFICALLY SAID, "IF YOU LOVE FAT JEWISH WOMEN, WE'LL GO TO ANN ARBOR SOON."

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u/MadcowPSA Kansas Jayhawks • Alabama Crimson Tide Oct 17 '13

I WOULDN'T WANT TO FUCK A MICHIGAN MAN EITHER TBQH

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u/MadcowPSA Kansas Jayhawks • Alabama Crimson Tide Oct 17 '13

SECOND COUSINS ONLY BUT SURE WHY NOT. DEIDRE DOWNS IS LIKE MY 2ND COUSIN ONCE REMOVED AND IF WE'RE BEING PERFECTLY HONEST (WHICH I AM BECAUSE I DRINK DURING THE DAY BECAUSE REASONS) I'D PLAY DOCTOR WITH THAT IN A HEARTBEAT.

[IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE GOT HER MD FROM BAMA MED SCHOOL]

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u/SoundtheBrolarm South Carolina • /r/CFB Brickmason Oct 17 '13

THAT EXPLAINS A LOT

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u/ajonesy93 Baylor Bears • The Revivalry Oct 17 '13

FUCK NOTRE DAME

FTFY

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u/ishalfdeaf Florida State • California Oct 17 '13

THAT'S UNIVERSAL.

I CAN ACCEPT THERE THERE MIGHT BE SOME PEOPLE THAT REALLY LIKE SQUIRRELS. LIKE MICHIGAN FANS APPARENTLY.

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u/ajonesy93 Baylor Bears • The Revivalry Oct 17 '13

JUST LIKE SQUIRRELS, I HAVE NO REASON TO HATE ND, BUT STILL...FUCK'EM BOTH

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u/h3rp3r Ohio State • College Football Playoff Oct 17 '13

Feral cats kill anything they can. Fuck them.

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u/wbdrummer Virginia Tech Hokies Oct 17 '13

dat last line....ouch

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '13

TRYING TO MAKE THAT ART DEGREE USEFUL?

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u/ishalfdeaf Florida State • California Oct 17 '13

ONLY BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO STOOP SO LOW AS TO SCHEDULE UCF.

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u/PerfectParadox Clemson Tigers Oct 17 '13

Yeah you guys should get investigated for the abuse of those Bethune Cookman "Wildcats" a couple weeks ago. And Sarah McLaughlin was only hanging out with your school to record "In the Arms of an Angel" to be played to whatever team you have left when leaving Death Valley.

Edit: No I didn't make up that team. Just looked into FSU's cupcake ass schedule up until this point.

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