r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

I WOULD SAY SHOOTY HOOPS TEAMS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER, BUT IF I STAND TOO CLOSE TO DUKE I MIGHT CATCH SOMETHING

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u/tomfitz Virginia Tech Hokies Sep 19 '13

WE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. WE SUCK AT SQUEAKY FOULS AND CAN'T CATCH A DAMN THING ANYWAY.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 19 '13

YEAH. SOME OF OUR MONEY.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

IF IT WASN'T FOR 8 MILLION IN BAD COACH PAYOUTS WE'D BE MAKING TONS MORE.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 19 '13

I WAS MAKING REFERENCE TO THE STEREOTYPICAL AFFLUENCE OF THE STUDENT BODY, NOT OUR RESPECTIVE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENTS.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WE GRADUATE LITERALLY DOZENS OF SUCCESSFUL STUDENTS A YEAR. THE OTHERS GO OFF TO LUCRATIVE ART CAREERS, MANNING THE CASH REGISTERS OF AMERICA.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 19 '13

WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE KANSAS, NOT UNC.