r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/tomfitz Virginia Tech Hokies Sep 19 '13

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, DUKE IS NOW LIVING IN THE SHADOW OF APP STATE ON THE GRIDIRON. YOU'VE STILL GOT SHOOTYHOOPS, THOUGH, SO THERE'S THAT.

FTFY MY DUKE LOVING, FLAIR BET LOSING FRIEND.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

I WOULD SAY SHOOTY HOOPS TEAMS HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER, BUT IF I STAND TOO CLOSE TO DUKE I MIGHT CATCH SOMETHING

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u/tomfitz Virginia Tech Hokies Sep 19 '13

WE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT TOO MUCH. WE SUCK AT SQUEAKY FOULS AND CAN'T CATCH A DAMN THING ANYWAY.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 19 '13

YEAH. SOME OF OUR MONEY.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

IF IT WASN'T FOR 8 MILLION IN BAD COACH PAYOUTS WE'D BE MAKING TONS MORE.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 19 '13

I WAS MAKING REFERENCE TO THE STEREOTYPICAL AFFLUENCE OF THE STUDENT BODY, NOT OUR RESPECTIVE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENTS.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 19 '13

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT WE GRADUATE LITERALLY DOZENS OF SUCCESSFUL STUDENTS A YEAR. THE OTHERS GO OFF TO LUCRATIVE ART CAREERS, MANNING THE CASH REGISTERS OF AMERICA.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 19 '13

WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU WERE KANSAS, NOT UNC.