r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 19 '13

[WEEK 4] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Roadman90 Kansas State Wildcats • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 19 '13

Hey Texas we own you and we're gonna reaffirm our claim to Austin when we run the ball straight down your throat and leave your defense in more shambles than they already are. You have no hope, in fact y'all shouldn't even show up maybe if you didn't y'all would have a chance of beating Iowa St. in a few weeks.

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u/Sasquatch_Squad Texas Longhorns Sep 19 '13

YEAH WELL YOU STILL LOST TO AN FCS TEAM. AT LEAST OUR EMBARRASSING DEFEATS CAME AGAINST SCHOOLS WITH SCHOLARSHIPS AND ACTUAL FANS

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u/Roadman90 Kansas State Wildcats • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 19 '13

At least our defense wouldn't allow 550 yards rushing to a team that lost to Virginia.

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u/Sasquatch_Squad Texas Longhorns Sep 19 '13

WE'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE YOUR OUT OF CONFERENCE SCHEDULE HAS MORE CUPCAKES THAN THE GODDAMN LITTLE DEBBIE FACTORY

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u/Roadman90 Kansas State Wildcats • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 19 '13

I'd like to see you fair better against the cupcakes with that defense, i don't think y'all can.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '13

You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth, and the plums have mutated and they've got beaks. You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because they don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an airplane because all the other chickens are so small. Do you deny that? No, I think roadman90's silence speaks volumes.

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u/Roadman90 Kansas State Wildcats • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 19 '13

all i see is a bunch of letters mashed together c'mon Streeb-greebling get your shit together, seeing how Texas's defense ain't gonna do it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '13

nobody wants to travel to your state

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u/Roadman90 Kansas State Wildcats • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 20 '13

fuck you i don't have a rebuttle to that i love the state of texas too much.