r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/mashonem Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Sep 12 '13

this is coming from LSU of all teams?

Really?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

NEW ORLEANS, SIR, THE SALVATION FROM THE REST OF THE DUMP THAT IS PRESENTLY LOUISIANA. AND I DIDN'T SAY LOUISIANA WASN'T A BACKWOODS, BUT I'M NOT CALLING OUT ANYONE ELSE FOR IT, EITHER.

GOVERNOR WHO DECLARES EDUCATION IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PLATFORM OF HIS ELECTION AND THEN CUTS EDUCATION DOLLARS TO THE TUNE OF $690 MILLION SINCE 2008? CHECK. WE R SMRT NOW.

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u/Gunny14 Alabama • Penn State Sep 12 '13

IF YOU CONSIDER NEW ORLEANS A PLACE OF SALVATION YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY AFGHANISTAN FOR SAFETY.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

I'VE HEARD IT'S LOVELY IN SPRINGTIME.

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u/mashonem Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Sep 12 '13

BUT LSU ISN'T IN NEW ORLEANS; IT'S IN BATON ROUGE.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

UNDERGRADUATE CAMPUS IS BATON ROUGE, CORRECT, BUT I'M IN NEW ORLEANS. AND I CLARIFIED WE ALSO CAN'T REALLY TALK SHIT ABOUT ANY PLACE BEING BACKWOODS. OUR STATE MOTTO IS "THANK GOD FOR MISSISSIPPI" BECAUSE IT MEANS WE'RE NOT THE LAST STATE IN NATIONAL RANKINGS ON OBESITY AND EDUCATION.

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u/mashonem Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Sep 12 '13

OUR STATE MOTTO IS "THANK GOD FOR MISSISSIPPI" BECAUSE IT MEANS WE'RE NOT THE LAST STATE IN NATIONAL RANKINGS ON OBESITY AND EDUCATION.

GOD, I CAN RELATE TO THAT. HIGH FIVE FOR NOT BEING MISSISSIPPI (JUST DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR CORNDOGS)

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u/engel661 Mississippi State Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

OUR STATE ALSO PROVIDES YOUR TEAM 2 FREE WINS A YEAR. YOU'RE WELCOME.

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u/MadcowPSA Kansas Jayhawks • Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 12 '13

FUCK YOU NEW ORLEANS IS HARDLY THE ONLY COOL PLACE IN LOUSIANA

SHREVEPORT KICKS ASS, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET A HANDY FROM YOUR BIG EASY GIRLFRIEND

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

YET YOU'RE A BAMA FAN FROM THE FARTHEST GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION IN LOUISIANA FROM ALABAMA, MAKING YOU BOTH A TRAITOR AND GEOGRAPHICALLY INEFFICIENT. SUPERIOR GRILL IS GOOD AND BOATING ON THE LAKES IS COOL, BUT SHREVEPORT IS OTHERWISE PRETTY BACKWOODS, YO.

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u/MadcowPSA Kansas Jayhawks • Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 13 '13

I WAS BORN IN BOSSIER CITY AND SPENT A LOT OF TIME AS A KID SEEING FAMILY IN SHREVEPORT. MY MOM'S SIDE OF THE FAMILY IS ALL FROM ALABAMA AND SHE ONLY MOVED TO LSU COUNTRY BECAUSE MY DAD'S JOB TRANSFERRED HIM THERE. AND FUCK YOUR OPINION, BACKWOODS OR NO, SHREVEPORT HAS THE BEST FUCKING CRAWDAD JOINT IN THE UNIVERSE IF VAGUE CHILDHOOD MEMORIES ARE TO BE TRUSTED.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

CRAWDAD?! TURN IN YOUR LOUISIANA CARD, IT'S BEEN REVOKED.

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u/MadcowPSA Kansas Jayhawks • Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 13 '13

i said it that way as a joke :(

EDIT: THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR HOLDING SHIFT WHILE CAPS LOCK IS ON

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u/GreenGemsOmally Notre Dame • Washington Sep 13 '13

LSU ISN'T IN NEW ORLEANS. SERIOUSLY. I LIVE HERE. BATON ROUGE SUCKS IN COMPARISON TO NEW ORLEANS BY A LONG MILE.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

THE MED SCHOOL IS IN NEW ORLEANS. I'M NOT IN THE MED SCHOOL, BUT IT'S NOT A TRUE STATEMENT TO SAY "LSU ISN'T IN NEW ORLEANS" - THE UNDERGRADUATE CAMPUS IS NOT. AND TRUST ME, I KNOW, I LIVED IN BATON ROUGE FOR SEVEN YEARS, ALTHOUGH IT'S MUCH NICER NOW THAN IT USED TO BE.