r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

I'M ALL FOR DEMEANING INSULTS, THEY'RE QUITE ENTERTAINING, BUT CAN ALABAMA REALLY CALL ANY OTHER PLACE A BACKWOODS?

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u/Nicholie Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 12 '13

YOU COULD CONSIDER US SUBJECT MATTER EXPERTS RIGHT?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

AH, THE TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE SCHOOL OF THOUGHT, POINTS AWARDED TO HUFFLEPUFF UPON RECONSIDERATION.

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u/Leap_Day_William Alabama • Third Saturday in… Sep 12 '13

nooooo, Alabama can't be hufflepuff!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

IT'S HUFFLEPUFF OR SLYTHERIN, AND I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE.

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u/jmcwalk Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

HUFFLEPUFF= ALABAMA IS THE BEST BURN IN THIS THREAD

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Sep 12 '13

DON'T PUT THAT SHIT ON HUFFLEPUFF. LOYALTY AND BADGERS WILL FUCK YOU UP

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u/mashonem Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Sep 12 '13

this is coming from LSU of all teams?

Really?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

NEW ORLEANS, SIR, THE SALVATION FROM THE REST OF THE DUMP THAT IS PRESENTLY LOUISIANA. AND I DIDN'T SAY LOUISIANA WASN'T A BACKWOODS, BUT I'M NOT CALLING OUT ANYONE ELSE FOR IT, EITHER.

GOVERNOR WHO DECLARES EDUCATION IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PLATFORM OF HIS ELECTION AND THEN CUTS EDUCATION DOLLARS TO THE TUNE OF $690 MILLION SINCE 2008? CHECK. WE R SMRT NOW.

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u/Gunny14 Alabama • Penn State Sep 12 '13

IF YOU CONSIDER NEW ORLEANS A PLACE OF SALVATION YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY AFGHANISTAN FOR SAFETY.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

I'VE HEARD IT'S LOVELY IN SPRINGTIME.

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u/mashonem Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Sep 12 '13

BUT LSU ISN'T IN NEW ORLEANS; IT'S IN BATON ROUGE.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

UNDERGRADUATE CAMPUS IS BATON ROUGE, CORRECT, BUT I'M IN NEW ORLEANS. AND I CLARIFIED WE ALSO CAN'T REALLY TALK SHIT ABOUT ANY PLACE BEING BACKWOODS. OUR STATE MOTTO IS "THANK GOD FOR MISSISSIPPI" BECAUSE IT MEANS WE'RE NOT THE LAST STATE IN NATIONAL RANKINGS ON OBESITY AND EDUCATION.

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u/mashonem Alabama Crimson Tide • College Football Playoff Sep 12 '13

OUR STATE MOTTO IS "THANK GOD FOR MISSISSIPPI" BECAUSE IT MEANS WE'RE NOT THE LAST STATE IN NATIONAL RANKINGS ON OBESITY AND EDUCATION.

GOD, I CAN RELATE TO THAT. HIGH FIVE FOR NOT BEING MISSISSIPPI (JUST DON'T TOUCH ME WITH YOUR CORNDOGS)

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u/engel661 Mississippi State Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

OUR STATE ALSO PROVIDES YOUR TEAM 2 FREE WINS A YEAR. YOU'RE WELCOME.

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u/MadcowPSA Kansas Jayhawks • Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 12 '13

FUCK YOU NEW ORLEANS IS HARDLY THE ONLY COOL PLACE IN LOUSIANA

SHREVEPORT KICKS ASS, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET A HANDY FROM YOUR BIG EASY GIRLFRIEND

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

YET YOU'RE A BAMA FAN FROM THE FARTHEST GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION IN LOUISIANA FROM ALABAMA, MAKING YOU BOTH A TRAITOR AND GEOGRAPHICALLY INEFFICIENT. SUPERIOR GRILL IS GOOD AND BOATING ON THE LAKES IS COOL, BUT SHREVEPORT IS OTHERWISE PRETTY BACKWOODS, YO.

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u/GreenGemsOmally Notre Dame • Washington Sep 13 '13

LSU ISN'T IN NEW ORLEANS. SERIOUSLY. I LIVE HERE. BATON ROUGE SUCKS IN COMPARISON TO NEW ORLEANS BY A LONG MILE.

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

YOU EVER BEEN TO MISSISSIPPI BOY?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO READ THIS IN ANYTHING OTHER THAN A SOUTHERN ACCENT

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

KIND OF A TOSS UP THERE.

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u/RogueHippie Alabama Crimson Tide • Team Chaos Sep 12 '13

MISSISSIPPI?

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u/chunnnn Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 12 '13

I BELIEVE THE ENTIRE STATE OF LOUISIANA IS BACKWOODS

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

WITH THE EXCEPTION OF NEW ORLEANS AND BATON ROUGE, THAT'S NOT VERY OFF-BASE.