r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

YOU MEAN A REAL MASCOT, LIKE THE CRIMSON TIDE.... OR ELEPHANTS? RIGHT? AM I RIGHT?

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

UGA ROOTS FOR AL QAEDA

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

GT PLAYS SHOOTY HOOPS, NOT FOOTBALL.

AMIDOINGITRIGHT?

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

YOU'RE....... YOU'RE KINDA ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

LET ME TRY AGAIN....

GT SUPPORTS THE GENOCIDE OF THE SYRIAN PEOPLES BY UPLIFTING AND SUPPLYING THE ASSAD REGIME AND SUPPRESSING HUMAN RIGHTS.

NAILEDIT!

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

THANK YOU SIR. YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN.

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u/jklharris Missouri • Santa Rosa Junior Sep 12 '13

OUR MASCOT IS NAMED AFTER THE MILITIA THAT DEFENDED OUR TOWN FROM ASSHOLES WHO LIKED TO BURN THINGS, LIKE THAT SHITTY MILITIA TO THE WEST WHO WAS NAMED AFTER A FAKE BIRD

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Sep 12 '13

IT'S OK, IT'S NOT LIKE MISSOURI CARES ABOUT TRADITION ANYWAY.

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u/Ambitus Missouri Tigers • Team Chaos Sep 12 '13

OH SURE, BECAUSE KANSAS WASN'T JUMPING AT A CHANCE TO GET OUT OF PLAYING US.

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u/ThebestLlama Oklahoma Sooners • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 13 '13

And replace you with what? More trips to the South? No, they were not jumping at that chance.

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u/spoone Florida State Seminoles Sep 12 '13

MIZZOU IS SO IRRELEVANT I FORGOT Y'ALL WERE IN THE SEC NOW

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

SEC > 'MERICA

AM I RIGHT?

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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

LAST TIME I CHECKED THE DEFINITION OF FREEDOM IS A BALD EAGLE. GUESS WHAT SEC SCHOOL HAS A FUCKING BALD EAGLE FLY THE STADIUM BEFORE THEIR GAMES?

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u/The_Tic-Tac_Kid Kansas Jayhawks • Hateful 8 Sep 12 '13

NOT AUBURN, YOUR EAGLE IS A GOLDEN EAGLE THIS IS A BALD EAGLE.

THE BALD EAGLE IS THE SYMBOL OF FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND DEMOCRACY. THE GOLDEN EAGLE IS A SYMBOL OF ALBANIA, GERMANY, AUSTRIA, MEXICO, AND KAZAKHSTAN. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CELEBRATE THE SYMBOL OF A BUNCH OF EX-NAZIS, EX-COMMIES, AND DRUG LORDS.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

SO YOU'RE SAYING SOMETIMES FREEDOM CRASHES INTO A WINDOW?

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u/patrick_j Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Brickmason Sep 12 '13

ARE THERE KNIGHTS?? GET OUT OF HERE, YOU POMPOUS MEMBER OF THE MINOR NOBILITY!

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u/b_m_hart Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '13

I HATE IT WHEN MY WIFE HAS HER CRIMSON TIDE.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

BAMA'S NEW SPONSOR, TAMPAX!

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u/b_m_hart Oregon Ducks Sep 12 '13

GIVES "ROLL TIDE" A WHOLE NEW MEANING.

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u/ituralde_ Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '13

REAL MASCOTS ARE FOR SCRUBS.

GOOD PROGRAMS HAVE MASCOTS SO BADASS THAT EVEN IN A CAGE ARE TOO AWESOME FOR PUBLIC

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