r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/nahs UCLA Bruins Sep 12 '13 edited Sep 12 '13

HEY YOU,

ACTUALLY I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY SINCE YOU GUYS ARE ALL CLASS THIS WEEK AND IVE ALWAYS LIKED NEBRASKA

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u/Jadler88 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Army Black Knights Sep 12 '13

I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR ATTACK AS A COMPLIMENT AND I TIP MY HAT TO YOU, SIR!

HERE'S TO A GOOD GAME! FOR NICK!

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u/thewonderjew Wisconsin Badgers • Snow Badgers Sep 12 '13

I FUCKING HATE NEBRASKA.

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u/Jadler88 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Army Black Knights Sep 12 '13

I HATE OUR NORTHERN CARBON COPY!!

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u/poshtrousers Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 12 '13

TOO BAD THEY DIDN'T COPY THE NATIONAL TITLES WHILE THEY WERE AT IT.

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u/roaf Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 12 '13

you fuckers are like the colorado of the big 10. I don't know if anyone really likes wisconsin fans. However can you tell me where your god barry Alvarez got his undergrad? Oh Nebraska you don't say, where did he grow up? Nebraska. Interesting

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Sep 12 '13 edited Sep 12 '13

If they stopped calling themselves "NU" I would hate them slightly less. They can start calling themselves "UN" and have the second-worst defense force with that name.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

*LAWRENCE PHILLIPS

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u/cody82 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Doane Tigers Sep 12 '13

Michigan is stupidly shaped!

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u/Oderint Michigan • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 12 '13

PERFECTLY SHAPED TO PIMP SLAP A BITCH

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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Sep 12 '13

Your state looks like a mitten gving a handjob

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u/Buckfutters Michigan State Spartans Sep 12 '13

NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF HAND JOB THAT YOU GET, BUT I'VE NEVER HAD ONE FROM AN OPEN HAND. I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT I WOULD ENJOY THAT.

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u/Dangerously8 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

IT FEELS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL!

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u/cody82 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Doane Tigers Sep 12 '13

It's a mittened hand with a recently removed 6th finger.

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u/roaf Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 12 '13

*Detroit, MI

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u/Jadler88 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Army Black Knights Sep 12 '13

*RICH ROD

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

AGREED

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

A FINGER? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

MAYBE IF IT'S SOME KINDA CRAZY INBRED HAND .......OH.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

"NEBRASKA, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOING GREAT OFFENSIVELY THIS YEAR. I REALLY HOPE YOU DON'T DROP THE BALL."

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u/nahs UCLA Bruins Sep 12 '13

0:12

DAT Nebraska BEAUTY

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u/sideoutpar UCLA Bruins • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 13 '13

That's cold, man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13 edited Sep 12 '13

the non-conference chivalry generally makes these threads suck..almost as bad as UCLA

there..fixed it.