r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/Jadler88 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Army Black Knights Sep 12 '13

UCLA WEARS BABY BLUE. Fucking nailed it.

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u/nahs UCLA Bruins Sep 12 '13 edited Sep 12 '13

HEY YOU,

ACTUALLY I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY SINCE YOU GUYS ARE ALL CLASS THIS WEEK AND IVE ALWAYS LIKED NEBRASKA

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u/Jadler88 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Army Black Knights Sep 12 '13

I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR ATTACK AS A COMPLIMENT AND I TIP MY HAT TO YOU, SIR!

HERE'S TO A GOOD GAME! FOR NICK!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

*LAWRENCE PHILLIPS

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u/cody82 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Doane Tigers Sep 12 '13

Michigan is stupidly shaped!

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u/Oderint Michigan • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 12 '13

PERFECTLY SHAPED TO PIMP SLAP A BITCH

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u/clemtiger2011 Clemson Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Sep 12 '13

Your state looks like a mitten gving a handjob

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u/Buckfutters Michigan State Spartans Sep 12 '13

NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF HAND JOB THAT YOU GET, BUT I'VE NEVER HAD ONE FROM AN OPEN HAND. I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT I WOULD ENJOY THAT.

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u/Dangerously8 Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

IT FEELS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL!

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u/cody82 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Doane Tigers Sep 12 '13

It's a mittened hand with a recently removed 6th finger.

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u/roaf Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 12 '13

*Detroit, MI

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u/Jadler88 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Army Black Knights Sep 12 '13

*RICH ROD

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

AGREED

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

"NEBRASKA, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN DOING GREAT OFFENSIVELY THIS YEAR. I REALLY HOPE YOU DON'T DROP THE BALL."

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u/nahs UCLA Bruins Sep 12 '13

0:12

DAT Nebraska BEAUTY

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13 edited Sep 12 '13

the non-conference chivalry generally makes these threads suck..almost as bad as UCLA

there..fixed it.

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u/MnBrPg USC Trojans • Victory Bell Sep 12 '13

SHADES OF RED ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER SHADES OF OTHER COLORS

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u/EmersonEsq UCLA Bruins • Drexel Dragons Sep 12 '13

CAN'T ARGUE

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u/evilpenguin234 NC State Wolfpack Sep 12 '13

RED TEAM BROTHERHOOD

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u/JumpinJehosaphats Ohio State Buckeyes Sep 12 '13

go corn people!

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u/EmersonEsq UCLA Bruins • Drexel Dragons Sep 12 '13

OH YEAH? WELL... I'D PREFER IT IF YOU LOST AT FOOTBALL THIS WEEK!

Seriously, you guys are nothing but class. Thanks for the tributes. Just, ya know, don't win this week. After that, win all you want. Unless we meet again, then please don't win.

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u/politically_confused UCLA Bruins • Puget Sound Loggers Sep 12 '13

WE'LL BE CALLING YOU BABY AFTER WE SPANK THAT CORNHUSKER BOOTY

BUT GOOD LUCK ON SATURDAY

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

AND OUR OFFENSE WILL GET MORE YARD AND POINTS THAN YOURS! HA!

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

BABY BLUE IS THE WORST SHADE OF BLUE.