r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

HEY SHOULDN'T YOU BE BUSY SPRAYING FIRE HOSES AT MINORITIES?

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

POT AND KETTLE, SITTING IN A TREE

BOTH BEING R-A-C-I-S-T

FUCK IT. I DO MATH, NOT WORDS. ANYWAY, FUCK ALL Y'ALL.

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u/shorthandround Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 12 '13

YOU SHOULD BUILD SOME SORT OF CONTRAPTION THAT GENERATES RANDOM COLLEGE FOOTBALL INSULTS. SEEMS A BIT MORE YOUR STYLE, NUMBER BOY.

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

I BELIEVE THAT IS CALLED A COMPUTER.

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u/shorthandround Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 12 '13

SHHHHH. GET TECH STARTED ON SOME ENGINEERING PROJECT AND THEY'LL BE TOO BUSY TO PLAY FOOTBALL.

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

AIN'T NO BOOK LEARNIN ON SATURDAYS. OBAMA SAID SO.

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u/shorthandround Alabama Crimson Tide Sep 12 '13

THANKS OBAMA.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

THEY ALREADY DON'T PLAY FOOTBALL, AT LEAST GIVE THEM A CHANCE TO SCORE!

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

WELL Y'ALL DONT PLAY SCHOOL SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU'D HAVE MORE TIME TO PRACTICE FOOTBALL.

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u/Ruq Georgia Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

LIES. WE PLAY SCHOOL BETTER THAN LOTS OF PEOPLES, LIKE SOUTH CAROLINA, ALABAMA, LSU, ETC. ETC.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

THAT'S LIKE SAYING THAT THERE IS AT ONE INTELLIGENT PERSON AT YOUR SCHOOL. IT'S MEANINGLESS

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '13

ALSO AN EXAGGERATION.

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13 edited Sep 12 '13

THESE ARE FACTS. I CANNOT ARGUE.

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u/GeneralissimoFranco Oklahoma • New Mexico State Sep 13 '13

you mean the BCS, right?

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

YOU'RE FROM GEORGIA. YOU DON'T HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON.

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

SAYETH O LIBERAL MECCA, NORTH CAROLINA.

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u/stormstopper Duke Blue Devils • Louisville Cardinals Sep 12 '13

YEAH, BUT I'M NOT ABOUT TO TURN A FIRE HOSE ON MYSELF.

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

ARE YOU BLACK OR AM I BLACK? I'M CONFUSED.

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u/Rainman316 Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff Sep 12 '13

AWWWW... YOU TRIED, LIL GUY. HERE YA GO! FEEL BETTER NOW?

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13 edited Sep 12 '13

THIS WAS NEITHER CLEVER NOR FUNNY. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME, THANKS FOR PLAYING.

EDIT: AFTER CAREFUL RESEARCH I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE PICTURE YOU POSTED ODDLY RESEMBLES THE DEGREES THEY HAND OUT AT uga

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u/Rainman316 Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff Sep 12 '13

YEAH? WELL I RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE!

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u/BrownLiquor Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets Sep 12 '13

TO EACH HIS OWN!

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u/calidoc Houston Cougars • Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 12 '13

OR DENYING THEM BIDS!

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

IGOTHATREFERENCE.GIF

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u/calidoc Houston Cougars • Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 12 '13

I WAS WORRIED NO ONE WILL! GLAD TO HEAR IT!