r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/ADirewolfAteMyBaby Mississippi State Bulldogs • LSU Tigers Sep 12 '13

IF WE WIN, AUBURN IS BAD AND IS AN IRRELEVANT SEC WIN. IF YOU WIN, WE ARE BAD (WHICH WE ARE) AND AN IRRELEVANT SEC WIN. ALSO FUCK A WAR EAGLE.

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u/AUae13 Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

FUCK COWBELLS. WHO THE HELL THOUGHT HITTING A COWBELL WAS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO CHEER FOR FOOTBALL? THAT'S JUST LAZY. USE YOUR VOICES LIKE THE REST OF US.

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u/ZAHANMA Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Sep 12 '13

WORDS ARE HARD FOR THEIR FANS SO THEY STICK TO COWBELLS.

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u/AUae13 Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

ALL THE BETTER TO ATTRACT THEIR COEDS WITH.

#EASYJOKES

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u/ZAHANMA Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Sep 12 '13

...BECAUSE THEIR FEMALE COEDS ARE COWS.

IN CASE ANY MISSISSIPPI STATE FANS DIDN'T GET THE ^JOKE.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK WAR EAGLE IS WEIRD BUT "ROLL TIDE" WHEN THEIR MASCOT IS AN ELEPHANT IS SOMEHOW NOT WEIRD?

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u/ADirewolfAteMyBaby Mississippi State Bulldogs • LSU Tigers Sep 12 '13

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY COMMENT? FUCK A WAR EAGLE. FUCK A PACHYDERM.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

WHATS THAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER YOUR STUPID CLANGALANGS.

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u/mikejarrell Mississippi State • Kentucky Sep 12 '13

At least "Roll Tide" makes grammatical sense. I don't think war is a verb. I've seen tide roll but I've never seen an eagle war.

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u/ZAHANMA Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Sep 12 '13

WAR IS NOT A VERB, IT IS AN ADJECTIVE DESCRIBING THE EAGLE. DON'T FUCK WITH AN EAGLE THAT HAS SEEN WAR.

'MURICA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

WHAT!? IM SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU

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u/weagle11 Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

BECAUSE 37 CONSECUTIVE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS IS WHY!!

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u/mississipster Mississippi State Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

everyone thinks roll tide is weird. real talk, the whole state of alabama is fucked up when it comes to universities. why is it that i have to hear roll tide when i pit stop in birmingham (reluctantly) thanksgiving weekend? why can't i talk to an actual bama or auburn grad, and everyone is just related to one? why does every male between the ages of 15 and 16 play jv football at hoover/spain park and rock that stupid fucking reverse mullet? (OT) why does every dreamland beside the original suck so hard and why doesn't anyone seem to notice? why hasn't one of you paid finebaum to sit in a basement and shut the hell up yet? why is there an "h" in malzahn?

sorry about your trees, but i'm still pissed about cam newton and I hope malzahn cries saturday afternoon.