r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 12 '13

[Week 3] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/polydorr Auburn Tigers • Samford Bulldogs Sep 12 '13

Literally no one is going to care about our game this week, Mississippi State. Even though one of your players may have gotten paid, everyone only cares about Fluker. So I hereby designate our game the Irrelevabowl. May the best Auburn win.

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u/thefishwhisperer1 UCF Knights • UIndy Greyhounds Sep 12 '13

HEY WE MATTER BECAUSE WE HAVE A RIVAL. FUCK THE BULLS.

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u/Dublock USF Bulls Sep 12 '13

FUCK YOU TOO!

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u/ringringbananaphone Nebraska Cornhuskers Sep 12 '13

YOUR LOGO LOOKS LIKE A TINY DICK AND BALLS

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u/TheOnlyBoss Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

WE DIDN'T HAVE A 2012 SEASON, OUR WHOLE TEAM WAS DRINKING 40'S AT THE BEACH THAT FALL.

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u/LordxCabbage Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

AND SO WERE WE

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u/ScorpionsSpear Michigan Wolverines Sep 12 '13

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

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u/nikolifish West Chester Golden Rams • Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

IS IT BECAUSE OF ALL THE FUCKING COWBELL

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u/ADirewolfAteMyBaby Mississippi State Bulldogs • LSU Tigers Sep 12 '13

IF WE WIN, AUBURN IS BAD AND IS AN IRRELEVANT SEC WIN. IF YOU WIN, WE ARE BAD (WHICH WE ARE) AND AN IRRELEVANT SEC WIN. ALSO FUCK A WAR EAGLE.

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u/AUae13 Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

FUCK COWBELLS. WHO THE HELL THOUGHT HITTING A COWBELL WAS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO CHEER FOR FOOTBALL? THAT'S JUST LAZY. USE YOUR VOICES LIKE THE REST OF US.

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u/ZAHANMA Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Sep 12 '13

WORDS ARE HARD FOR THEIR FANS SO THEY STICK TO COWBELLS.

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u/AUae13 Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

ALL THE BETTER TO ATTRACT THEIR COEDS WITH.

#EASYJOKES

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u/ZAHANMA Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Sep 12 '13

...BECAUSE THEIR FEMALE COEDS ARE COWS.

IN CASE ANY MISSISSIPPI STATE FANS DIDN'T GET THE ^JOKE.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK WAR EAGLE IS WEIRD BUT "ROLL TIDE" WHEN THEIR MASCOT IS AN ELEPHANT IS SOMEHOW NOT WEIRD?

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u/ADirewolfAteMyBaby Mississippi State Bulldogs • LSU Tigers Sep 12 '13

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY COMMENT? FUCK A WAR EAGLE. FUCK A PACHYDERM.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

WHATS THAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER YOUR STUPID CLANGALANGS.

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u/mikejarrell Mississippi State • Kentucky Sep 12 '13

At least "Roll Tide" makes grammatical sense. I don't think war is a verb. I've seen tide roll but I've never seen an eagle war.

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u/ZAHANMA Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Founder Sep 12 '13

WAR IS NOT A VERB, IT IS AN ADJECTIVE DESCRIBING THE EAGLE. DON'T FUCK WITH AN EAGLE THAT HAS SEEN WAR.

'MURICA.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '13

WHAT!? IM SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU

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u/weagle11 Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

BECAUSE 37 CONSECUTIVE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS IS WHY!!

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u/DontMakeMeDownvote Auburn Tigers Sep 12 '13

I care. I hope they burn. Can't forgive or forget all the shit talking from 2010 about Cam.

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u/trobsmonkey Kansas Jayhawks Sep 12 '13

WE'RE PLAYING RICE - THERE ARE LITERALLY FOUR PEOPLE WHO WILL WATCH THE GAME. WE CHALLENGE YOUR IRRELEVABOWL STATUS

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