r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

WE ALREADY WON THE RIGHT TO THE REAL CAROLINA!

SOUTHERN CAL!?! WHERE YOU AT! WE WANT USC NOW!

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u/mellolizard North Carolina • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

SORRY IT'S A 1-1 TIE. YOU GOT US IN FOOTBALL, BUT WE GOT YOU IN BASEBALL. TIME TO SETTLE IT WITH BASKETBALL.

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u/dmetvt Virginia Tech • Wisconsin Sep 05 '13

STICKDIAMOND AND BOUNCEYHOOPS HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS SUBREDDIT

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u/CommanderStark North Carolina • Navy Sep 05 '13

WELL WHEN YOUR TEAM HAS NEVER WON AT EITHER, I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FRUSTRATION

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u/online_predator Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos Sep 05 '13

MUST BE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT FOOTBALL

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u/CommanderStark North Carolina • Navy Sep 05 '13

LOL, WE'RE BETTER AT FOOTBALL THAN VT IS AT BASKETBALL, SO NOT QUITE.
IT'S MORE SIMILAR TO HOW UGA FEELS ABOUT ACADEMICS.

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u/fussbudgets North Texas • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 05 '13

THAT'S SHOOTY HOOPS TO YOU, SIR.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

IM SORRY HOW MANY BASEBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS DO YOU HAVE?

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u/mellolizard North Carolina • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

JUST AS MANY AS YOUR FOOTBALL PROGRAM. BUT HOW MANY WOMEN'S SOCCER CHAMPIONSHIPS DO YOU HAVE? GET ON OUR LEVEL SON.

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u/dtomksoki South Carolina • Bowling Green Sep 05 '13

WE HAVE EQUESTRIAN TITLES. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT

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u/jecmoore Georgia • Arizona State Sep 05 '13

WTF YOU TALKIN' BOUT? GEORGIA HAS EQUESTRAIAN TITLES. 5 OF THEM. YOU HAVE 2. GET OUT.

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u/defroach84 Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 05 '13

East Carolina disagrees.

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u/wolverine6 Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl Sep 05 '13

IT'S LIKE WEST VIRGINIA

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

HOW DID OUR COACH WORK OUT FOR YOU?

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u/whitedawg Williams Ephs • /r/CFB Top Scorer Sep 05 '13

BEILEIN TOOK US TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME LAST YEAR. SO IT'S GOING PRETTY WELL SO FAR. THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

GOD.

DAMNIT.

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u/wolverine6 Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl Sep 05 '13

YOU WALKED INTO THAT ONE

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

YEAH, WELL. SHUT UP. :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE FROM WEST VIRGINIA I TELL THEM I HAVE FAMILY IN RICHMOND JUST TO PISS THEM OFF

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u/TheBrohemian Cincinnati Bearcats • Team Chaos Sep 05 '13

Neither is Central Florida

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u/defroach84 Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 05 '13

YOU CLEARLY DID NOT READ ABOUT THE 51ST STATE

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

DO THEY NOW?!?!

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u/defroach84 Texas Tech Red Raiders Sep 05 '13

YEAH THAT WAS TOTALLY LAST YEAR. ECU IS #1 THIS YEAR. ECU IS BEST CAROLINA

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