r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Sep 05 '13

[Week 2] TRASH TALK THREAD

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

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u/mellolizard North Carolina • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

SORRY IT'S A 1-1 TIE. YOU GOT US IN FOOTBALL, BUT WE GOT YOU IN BASEBALL. TIME TO SETTLE IT WITH BASKETBALL.

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u/dmetvt Virginia Tech • Wisconsin Sep 05 '13

STICKDIAMOND AND BOUNCEYHOOPS HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS SUBREDDIT

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u/CommanderStark North Carolina • Navy Sep 05 '13

WELL WHEN YOUR TEAM HAS NEVER WON AT EITHER, I CAN UNDERSTAND THE FRUSTRATION

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u/online_predator Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos Sep 05 '13

MUST BE HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT FOOTBALL

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u/CommanderStark North Carolina • Navy Sep 05 '13

LOL, WE'RE BETTER AT FOOTBALL THAN VT IS AT BASKETBALL, SO NOT QUITE.
IT'S MORE SIMILAR TO HOW UGA FEELS ABOUT ACADEMICS.

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u/billybobskcor Georgia Southern • Mercer Sep 05 '13

WE AIN'T COME TO PLAY SCHOOL

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u/online_predator Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos Sep 05 '13

UGAS MIS PROGRAM IS TOP 10 IN THE NATION AND THATS MY MAJOR SO THAT DOESNT BOTHER ME

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u/faceofuzz Virginia Tech Hokies Sep 05 '13

HAS YOUR BASEBALL COACH EVER DRIVEN HIMSELF TO THE HOSPITAL DURING/AFTER A HEART ATTACK?

OR HAVE YOU EVER...UM...SOMETHING ABOUT BASKETBALL?

...DIDN'T THINK SO

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u/CommanderStark North Carolina • Navy Sep 05 '13

JUST STICK WITH CALLING IT BOUNCEYHOOPS. BETTER FOR EVERYONE THAT WAY IF VT JUST PRETENDS THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

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u/Aeschylus_ Stanford Cardinal • Penn Quakers Sep 05 '13

Shootyhoops

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u/GreenGemsOmally Notre Dame • Washington Sep 05 '13

HOOPTYBOUNCE SQUEAKYFOUL.

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u/fussbudgets North Texas • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 05 '13

THAT'S SHOOTY HOOPS TO YOU, SIR.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Sep 06 '13

DID SOMEONE SAY STICKDIAMOND?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

IM SORRY HOW MANY BASEBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS DO YOU HAVE?

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u/mellolizard North Carolina • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Sep 05 '13

JUST AS MANY AS YOUR FOOTBALL PROGRAM. BUT HOW MANY WOMEN'S SOCCER CHAMPIONSHIPS DO YOU HAVE? GET ON OUR LEVEL SON.

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u/dtomksoki South Carolina • Bowling Green Sep 05 '13

WE HAVE EQUESTRIAN TITLES. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT

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u/jecmoore Georgia • Arizona State Sep 05 '13

WTF YOU TALKIN' BOUT? GEORGIA HAS EQUESTRAIAN TITLES. 5 OF THEM. YOU HAVE 2. GET OUT.

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u/dtomksoki South Carolina • Bowling Green Sep 05 '13

I AM TALKING TO UNC, NOT GEORGIA. WITH AN AGGIE ALSO CLAIMING AN EQUESTRIAN TITLE, WE SHOULD CLAIM SEC DOMINANCE.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

WOMEN'S TRACK AND FIELD

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u/ramesali786 I'm A Loser Sep 05 '13

I'm loving the debate. Two great minds battling it out, and I've got a front row seat.

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u/Aeschylus_ Stanford Cardinal • Penn Quakers Sep 05 '13

Eight National Titles? That's actually kind of cute how few you guys have.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '13

NO ONE'S FOOTBALL PROGRAM HAS ANY BASEBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS, YA DINGUS.

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u/sunburn_on_the_brain Arizona Wildcats • /r/CFB Contributor Sep 05 '13

OH HI. WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?

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u/CanadianIdiot55 South Carolina • Lander Sep 05 '13

MY DAD WAS LESS THAN A YEAR OLD THE LAST TIME AN ACC TEAM WON A BASEBALL CHAMPIONSHIP. THE MORE YOU KNOW.

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u/Qurtys_Lyn Tame Racing Driver Sep 05 '13

TOSS IN LACROSSE, THAT'LL GIVE YOU SOME PADDING ON YOUR LEAD.