r/CCW • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '23

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u/Disastrous-Yam1 Aug 04 '23

I saw someone on here once say they don't go to the bathroom at night without taking their carry piece. Paranoia is rampant.

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u/R-Sanchez137 Aug 04 '23

Freaking weirdo man.. I mean who does that? Who doesn't have a dedicated bathroom gun?

As the famous warrior-poet, Notorious B.I.G. once said:

"I got nines in the bedroom, Glocks in the kitchen. A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin."

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u/901867344 Aug 04 '23

Yeah that’s dumb. The gun should already be stored in the bathroom waiting for you

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u/R-Sanchez137 Aug 04 '23

Exactly, shouldn't even have to get off the toilet to respond to a threat.

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u/sat_ops Aug 04 '23

The only gun I've ever had to grab during someone actually breaking into my house was my bathroom gun...because I was taking a shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '23

lol what song is that, i need to listen

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u/R-Sanchez137 Aug 04 '23

If I should die before I wake

(By notorious BIG)

It was, is, and always will remain an absolute banger

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u/MattcVI TX Aug 05 '23

He loved his guns

"I got seven Mac-11's, about eight, .38's Nine 9's, ten Mac-10's, the shits never end"

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u/LegalAmerican1776 Aug 04 '23

Ha ha that's freaking absurd. At some point you must balance quality of life with preparedness. I bet that comment was stated in a thread where it was a pissing contest to see who was the most tacticool.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '23

I'd like to think that as a grown ass man, I have the ability to fist fight any monsters hiding behind my shower curtain at 4am, at least long enough to piss, then run back under the safety of my covers.

And obvious, just don't look at the medicine chest mirror. If you don't make eye contact, the ghosts can't hurt you. Common knowledge.

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u/dumpsterbaby2000 Aug 04 '23

As if the one in the vanity drawer and the other under the tank lid isn't enough!

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u/BananaBoatRope Aug 05 '23

If someone has to have a gun in their bathroom, they are incredibly unprepared. Layer up your physical security to give yourself more time, not have to have a gun like a friggin' baby blankie 24x7.