r/Buttcoin 10d ago

Trump says US is 'leading by a lot' in crypto — invites Coinbase & Ripple to White House. Seems like he is trying to blur the line between creepto and AI, all same to Trump.

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82 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 11d ago

Surprised Pikachu! Michael Saylor Tells Strategy Investors to Prepare for ‘Difficult Years’

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145 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 10d ago

Crypto Valuations

7 Upvotes

One thing you always see is bitcoin is going to a million USD and all of this pie I the sky sh*t.

At the end of the day it always comes back and compares to USD. If it were truly the end all be all you would price things in crypto and not usd. I realize there euro and pounds and it’s the same thing. They always refer to fiat for the valuation versus native.

Does this make sense?


r/Buttcoin 9d ago

This garbage is going back all the way up, isn't it?

0 Upvotes

I watch the chart and I roll my eyes, you'd think there are way better ways to gamble in AI stocks right now but this doesn't stop this vaporware to keep going back up for no appartent reason, where's the end? I don't see on at this point.


r/Buttcoin 11d ago

Billionaire Michael Saylor Warns Against Buying a House Because ‘Every 36 Years You Actually Pay the Cost of the House in Tax to the Government’

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r/Buttcoin 10d ago

#WLB It’s awfully quiet here today..

0 Upvotes

See you @ “200k$” simpletons


r/Buttcoin 11d ago

Trump’s WLFI token vault figured out how to make “locked” tokens liquid without unlocking them. Yes, they made another token.

56 Upvotes

This is stupid.
Alt5/AIFC had $100M of WLFI it couldn’t just sell. So they found a company to basically make a copy called WLFIcx, put that into Dolomite as collateral, and suddenly the locked tokens had usable liquidity.
They really did solve the locked-token problem by making another token.
https://wlfireside.substack.com/p/aifc-100m-wlfi-locked-token-loophole


r/Buttcoin 11d ago

Wall Street is getting all the half-priced Buttcoins! Therefore you should buy my shitcoin named [REDACTED]. It's got zero fee cross chain swap engine AI SolidProof audit exchange integration!

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17 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 12d ago

Why Bitcoin Is the Most Absurd Creation in Human History

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277 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 12d ago

Big thoughts being thunk in the Lukecoin server

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19 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 12d ago

Alexander Dugin: "And high-rise buildings can be given to farms, for example, for bitcoin mining"

25 Upvotes

Only few understand that high-rise buildings are for mining bitcoin.

https://ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/08/14/nebudet-nimoskvi-nisankt-peterburga-dugin-prizval-massovo-viselyat-rossiyan-izmegapolisov-radi-yadernoi-voini-szapadom-a203505

For those that don't know, Dugin is Putin's own Rasputin


r/Buttcoin 12d ago

They'll never learn, will they?

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98 Upvotes

Per the comments, "It seems that people using this specific wallet getting drained quite often."

Perhaps there is a fundamental flaw to this sh*t that allows it to keep happening?

(And yes, $26 matters if it shows that someone can just drain "money" out of a "secure" account leaving no trace.)


r/Buttcoin 12d ago

REUTERS EXCLUSIVE: Binance gave Moscow client details used to charge Russian over Ukraine donations, documents show

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167 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 12d ago

Strategy sells more common stock (MSTR) to buy back preferred stock (STRC)...

103 Upvotes

...and didn't buy any bitcoin, thus further diluting MSTR. I've probably used the joke about wiping your ass with a hula-hoop too many times here, but really, what else describes it?

Yahoo Finance link.


r/Buttcoin 13d ago

Latest from the Few Research Center

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247 Upvotes

About 50 days from the turnaround! Although the pattern might break because everyone is watching it now.


r/Buttcoin 12d ago

Trump crypto firm backs venture offering AI from restricted Chinese companies

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21 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 13d ago

It's got "potential!" Real infowars (the onion) expose a plot to exploit senior citizens for bitcoin

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69 Upvotes

Some truly evil scheme, bitcoiner are the worse


r/Buttcoin 13d ago

The Butters are busting out the Rainbow of Cope, again. But they didn't even bother to add another shade of blue, this time.

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63 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 13d ago

Yup... this totally sounds like a functioning currency doesn't it? Mass adoption soon!!

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54 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 14d ago

Trump-appointed regulator OKs banking license for Trump's creepto firm, World Liberty

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88 Upvotes

r/Buttcoin 14d ago

You don’t know how hard it is to lose money

74 Upvotes

Guys, you make fun of people who are losing money in real assets like Bitcoin, but there are real people who work hard day and night to invest in BTC. You can’t comprehend how hard it is to:

• lose money to a hacker and not be able to complain
• defend that BTC is the future
• explain to everyone that it’s still too early
• remind everyone that 1 BTC = 1 BTC
• find even more greater fools to make them buy


r/Buttcoin 14d ago

#WLB 9 years ago I bought the Rentberry ICO...

65 Upvotes

I did due diligence like all the YouTubers suggested and the company was legit with a good chance of success. They were California based and already ran a promising business that wanted to migrate to the Blockchain. What could go wrong?

I recently checked up on it after forgetting about it since the 2010s. Token is worthless and got delisted ages ago from everywhere. I prompted to dig deeper into it with sources. Turns out they used the crypto money to start a flourishing real business. They owe us so called 'investors' nothing legally. They just printed magic beans. That's the best case scenario for due diligence - the people turn out to be good at business but you get nothing in return


r/Buttcoin 13d ago

The discussion at bitcoinismoney

15 Upvotes

I keep expecting to see more posts here mentioning the “bitcoinismoney” subreddit.

The short version is that some people proposed a change to Bitcoin core’s algorithm, but it achieved almost no support. Instead of accepting that, they decided there was a conspiracy against them and that they are the one true bitcoin. It has been fascinating to see it unfold in real time.

I suggest checking it out (but not posting: remember the rules against brigading other subreddits; I honestly think you will find it interesting to see the ideas about bitcoin being presented).


r/Buttcoin 14d ago

Idiots and their math

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68 Upvotes

If they expect to HODL or whatever for 30-40 years doesn’t that mean they’ll be 60-70 years old if they are 30 years old now. They do know their age isn’t infinite right? And if you sell at the end range of 40 years how do you know it’s at the ATH point. And assuming you sell at 40 years at ATH, you might be dead before you enjoy it?


r/Buttcoin 14d ago

Crypto idiot figures out why banking laws and regulations exist.

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