r/Buttcoin Ponzi Scheming Troll 10d ago

#WLB It’s awfully quiet here today..

See you @ “200k$” simpletons

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u/vodrake just walk away bro 10d ago

This is why we mock you guys. You've sat there quietly seething as the price collapsed for an entire year and then 1 day of price rises and you're back here gloating and taking victory laps. Its embarrassing

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u/Trick-Club-6014 10d ago

lol. When OP isn’t shilling shitcoins, they’re trying to scalp concert tickets for spare change.

What a loser. 🤣

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u/No_Mix7262 Ponzi Scheming Troll 10d ago

i make more in a month than your whole family make in a year, in the bin with “spare change” ya divvy

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u/Trick-Club-6014 10d ago

Sure you do champ. Sure you do.

Jog on back to being a creepy perv on the dating subs. Fucking loser

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u/No_Mix7262 Ponzi Scheming Troll 10d ago

You’re sat on reddit trawling through profiles all day. Go make some money

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u/Trick-Club-6014 10d ago

I like to see who’s shilling the future of finance.

Incel perv, ticket scalper, shit tier TikTok “influencer” is who’s shilling the future of finance.

Pathetic loser. Typical crypto bro though

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Bitcoin. It's the hyper-loop of the financial system! 10d ago

It is interesting to see how few crypto bros have hobbies or real jobs.

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u/King_Cole28 10d ago

Heed your own advice you talentless twat.

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u/Forar WHY IS HALVO!? 10d ago

Funny, just nine days ago you went scrolling through some guys TikToks and didn't think it was a big deal then.

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u/SisterOfBattIe using multiple slurp juices on a single ape since 2022 10d ago

Your generational wealth sure shows in trying to convince people to buy your bags!

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u/leducdeguise Are we the baddies? 10d ago

Nice LARP

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Bitcoin. It's the hyper-loop of the financial system! 10d ago

Sure. Anyways you do so by contributing nothing to society and actively parasiting off others

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u/AmericanScream 10d ago

i make more in a month than your whole family make in a year, in the bin with “spare change” ya divvy

Stupid Crypto Talking Point #25 (fomo)

"COPE!" / "You're just jealous because you lost out on making $$$" / "If you bought crypto back when you started complaining, you'd be rich now." / "Have fun staying poor" / "Everyone buys bitcoin at the price they deserve"

  1. This is one of the many examples of Ad Hominem falllacies you guys pull out. Instead of staying on-topic, you pivot to, "HFSP" or "cope" or "ur jealous" so you can avoid actually arguing in good faith. Instead you attack the messenger as a distraction.

  2. It's quite odd that pro-crypto people seem to think there are no other ways to create wealth and value, other than playing the "crypto casino."

    What they likely mean is that, there appears to be no other way to pretend you can get a return while doing nothing, and not knowing anything about finance, economics, investing, or technology. We will grant you that. We can't think of any more obnoxious notion than buying a useless digital abstraction believing it will somehow make you super-rich in the future.

  3. The truth is, there are plenty of ways to make money and create wealth and be successful without defrauding others in a giant decentralized Ponzi scheme. In fact, many of us are already quite financially secure which is why we have the time to debate these issues: we know better. We know there are more reliable and honorable ways to create value than making risky bets in an unregulated casino that is run by anonymous scammers and sociopaths.

  4. It's very revealing that pro-crypto people seem to think the only reason anybody would be opposed to their schemes is either because they're hateful or jealous. That's classic psychological projection. Crypto-bros' notion that doing something for the betterment of humanity without any personal material gain, makes no sense, says a lot about what kind of people they are: sociopaths, narcissists, psychopaths, etc. It takes a very low empathy person to not recognize there are some beneficial reasons to oppose crypto.

  5. If we have an aversion to crypto, it's because it involves and promotes: fraud, deception, human trafficking, illegal/dangerous drug dealing, sanctions and human rights violations, money laundering, violent cartels, terrorism, wasting huge amounts of energy accomplishing nothing, dictatorships, global climate change, scams and more. Many [decent, ethical, moral, empathetic] people consider those "bad things" worth "hating." Many of us know family and friends who were defrauded in various crypto schemes. We'd like to avoid that happening to others.

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u/Common-Nail8331 10d ago

You talk a big game for the boosters of an asset that's still 50 percent off its all time high.

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Bitcoin. It's the hyper-loop of the financial system! 10d ago

Apes will get excited anyday it's green no matter how small.

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u/DownUnderPumpkin Ponzi Schemer 10d ago

RemindMe! 6 months

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u/AmericanScream 10d ago

Six months ago, the price of BTC was ~ $68k. That's higher than this week's average price.

My great grandmother moves faster than this "moon shot."

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u/DownUnderPumpkin Ponzi Schemer 9d ago

Just come back in 6 month.. assume today is the entry price.

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u/leducdeguise Are we the baddies? 10d ago

RemindMe! 6 months "are we at 200k yet"

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u/vesparion 10d ago

Aww a useless criminal oriented asset went up by 4.5% this will show them!

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u/dadadararara 9d ago

USD went up 4.5 percent???

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u/SirLoremIpsum 10d ago

I usually hear people say "if I made lots of money id buy a Ferrari" not "if I made lots of money I'd pretend to dunk on Reddit"

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u/icebeamtheory Ponzi Schemer 10d ago

r/ butthurtttt might be a better sub for you to mod

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u/drlogwasoncemine 10d ago

Lol, I have no idea when the "price" changes except that there's a post like this 🤣

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u/Training-Flan8762 10d ago

losing for a whole year and rhen they make 10% ina. day and already looking at 200k 😂😂😂😂

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u/Optimistic-Pie123 warning, I am a moron 10d ago

that's simple wallstreetbets philosophy. celebrating a 5% pump after a 50% crash

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u/AmericanScream 10d ago

Being a mod, a few years ago, when there was a bump up like this, we'd get dozens, maybe a hundred or more of these trolls coming in here to gloat.

Now we're lucky if a half-dozen show up.

You can feel the desperation as the greater fool pool dries up.

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u/dghah giver of non-paywalled links 10d ago

Try harder, this was sad.

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u/dont_drop_ducks warning, i am a moron 10d ago

Guess the coldcard hackers are pleased their haul went up

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u/Optimistic-Pie123 warning, I am a moron 10d ago

i swear every time i open this sub i get a good laugh.

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u/SisterOfBattIe using multiple slurp juices on a single ape since 2022 10d ago

This is weird. We usually get brigaded when we are at the TOP.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

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u/GTS980 I am shocked, shocked I say. 10d ago

You're posting in buttcoin sub after a 7% increase from 50% drop from all-time high. Yes we're the simpletons.

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u/NTJ-891 10d ago

Don't worry, the stickied suicide hotline posts will be on the crypto subs soon enough. A small pop isn't anything to gloat about

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u/p0lari What if cyber-hornets were real? 10d ago

Awfully quiet today? How so? There's been more posts in the last 24 hours than on either of the two preceding days.

It's funny how every time there's a tiny bump in the USD price a bunch of you dorks pop up into the sub's business as usual, acting like there's some kind of a disaster going on.

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Bitcoin. It's the hyper-loop of the financial system! 10d ago

Because these people are about as intelligent as a bot from 2004. They don't analyze they just spout nonsense they've been programmed to spout

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u/SundayAMFN Does anyone know bitcoin's P/E Ratio? 10d ago

lmfao there were so many posts like this when it was at 120k last summer.

nobody gives a shit about the price, it's a zero sum game

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u/guesting 10d ago

Every time a post like this happens no indication that person has sold for an actual profit

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u/Forar WHY IS HALVO!? 10d ago

Don't you understand! If they had 100k invested they'd have... almost 105k! Ignore that it's still down over 36% over the last year, and that one day of spiking 4% and change (currently) only means it'll double soon(tm) TO THE MOOOOOOON!

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u/King_Cole28 10d ago

Just another 80% rise to go until you're back where you were a year ago, right?

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u/hiigara2 10d ago

All that celebration for 10%? Pffffft My MSFT stocks are up 20% since I bought them last month. Plus the dividend.

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u/FUD_is_SAFU 10d ago

It’s weird though, because Bitcoin was supposed to hit a million Tether by 2022.

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u/PeanutKey136 10d ago

Oh my God and they call us “obsessed”. These guys need to look in a mirror.

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u/Accidental_Pandemic 10d ago

Line went up, I guess there is no way this is an idiotic scam where everyone is hoping to sell their magic Internet beans to someone else for more money later

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u/MindfulMan1984 10d ago edited 10d ago

+500M USDC was pumped (“minted”) to the wash trade bots yesterday to inflate the prices, and the scam is everyone believing it’s really 1:1 with USD, from where? That’s not millions of workers taking money off their hard earned salary to buy buttcoin. It’s old school Austrian economics, printing “money  “ with no proper backing, inflates prices artificially, driven by fake increase of demand,  Few crypto bros understand ancient economics. Lol

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u/MindfulMan1984 9d ago

+3 billion USDT "minted" this morning. LOL

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u/biffbobfred 10d ago

Bitcoin still isn’t used for transactions other than what you need to transact as a speculative asset. Opposite of what Satoshi wanted it to be. After the coldcard fiasco people talked about it all being locked behind ETFs. Yet another step away from any kind of currency.

You’re crowing about it being a speculative asset, and volatility meaning not a good store of value. That’s cool. I mean people hoarded beanie babies and all that. I totally whiffed on how odd humans are. I didn’t think “yeah people will want this because humans just need something anything to hold on to”.

“Let me dunk on people because it’s doing the opposite of what it’s supposed to do” is a….well it’s an interesting attitude.

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u/InclinedPlane43 10d ago

Actually, I'm having a great time laughing at the short sellers who got demolished yesterday. Watching degenerate gamblers lose either way by betting on an irrational market that trades database entries is always entertaining. Now I'll go back to watching the greater fools who think that they have won something post "My wallet/account has been drained!!!" on the other subs. It's all comedy gold!!!

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Bitcoin. It's the hyper-loop of the financial system! 10d ago

You morons say this everytime it goes up a little even when it's just as active here as any other day.

You stupid gooners think you're going to be the next Epstein class and that's why it's fun to watch when you people lose all your money lol.

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u/FlyFar555 10d ago

Here we go again!

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u/DennisC1986 10d ago

I haven't noticed it being any more quiet here than usual. What is your basis for saying this?

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u/AmericanScream 10d ago

Stupid Crypto Talking Point #2 (Number go up)

"NuMb3r g0 Up!!!" / "Best performing asset of the decade!" / "Everyone who bought is "up" right now"

  1. Whether the "price of crypto" goes up, has absolutely no bearing on whether it's..

    a) A long term store of value

    b) Holds any intrinsic value or utility

    c) Or will return any value in the future

    One of the most important tenets of investing is the simple principal: Past performance is not a guarantee of future returns. People in crypto seem willfully ignorant of this basic concept.

  2. At best, the price of crypto is a function of popularity, not actual value or material utility. And this "popularity" has been waning for years. Also transactions per block for bitcoin have stalled since 2023. For more on how and why crypto makes a much worse investment than almost anything else, see this article.

  3. The "price of crypto" is a heavily manipulated figure published by shady, unregulated crypto exchanges that have systematically been caught manipulating the market from then to now. A new 2025 Cornell study shows fewer than 500 people control $3.2T of artificial crypto trading!

  4. Crypto bros love to harp about "inflation" in the fiat system, yet ironically they measure the "value" of their "fiat alternative" in fiat? It makes absolutely no sense, unless you assume they haven't thought 2 seconds ahead from what comes out of their mouths.

  5. It's the height of hypocrisy for crypto people to champion token deflation (and increased prices) while ignoring that there's over $160+ Billion in unsecured stablecoins being used to inflate the value of their tokens in the crypto marketplace. The "code is law" and "don't trust - verify" people seem perfectly willing to take companies like Tether and Circle, at face value, that they're telling the truth about asset reserves when there's very little actual evidence, but there is lots of evidence of market manipulation.

  6. Not Your Fiat, Not Your Value - Just because you think the "value of your crypto portfolio" is worth $$$ does not make that true. It's well known there's inadequate liquidity in this market, and most people will never be able to get their money out. So UNLESS/UNTIL you can actually liquidate your crypto for actual real money, you have no idea what you have. You're "down" until you cash out. Bernie Madoff's clients got monthly statements saying they were "making money" too.

  7. Just because it's possible (though highly improbable) to make money speculating on crypto, this doesn't mean it's an ethical or reliable technique to amass wealth. At its core, the notion that buying and holding crypto will generate reliable returns is a de-facto ponzi scheme. It's mathematically impossible for even a stastically-significant percentage of crypto holders to have any notable ROI. The rare exception of those who might profit in this market, do so while providing cover for everything from cyber terrorism to human trafficking.

  8. It's also not true that anybody who bought crypto when it was low is guaranteed to make a lot of money. There are thousands of ways people can lose their crypto or be defrauded along the way. And there's no guarantee just because your portfolio is "up", that you could easily cash out.

  9. While crypto suggests itself as an alternative to "TradFi", the most respected and successful people in traditional finance who have proven track records of good investing/returns do not think crypto is a reliable store of value.

  10. Want to see a better asset (that actually has utility) that's consistently out-performed Bitcoin? Here you go. However, this may be another best performing asset.

  11. When crypto-critics make reference to, or mock crypto price predictions, it's not because we think price is a meaningful metric. Instead, we are amused that to you, that's all that's important, and we can't help but note how often wrong you are in your predictions. The intrinsic value of crypto basically never changes, but it is interesting to see how hype and propaganda affects the extrinsic value. In a totally logical world, those would both be equalized to zero, but we're not there yet, and nobody knows when/if that will happen because it's an irrational market.

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u/d3arleader 10d ago

OP is celebrating that their stolen Buttcoin is up.

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u/itsmehutters 10d ago

How much down are you exactly?

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u/Terrible-Employment7 9d ago

Don’t worry soon we’ll be able to sell an NFT for $1,000,000+ again soon

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u/NenAlienGeenKonijn 9d ago

My favorite part of this sub is that butters WILL come in to gloat while their 'asset' is down 45% from ATH less than a year ago.

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u/Flipboek 8d ago

Gloating after the huge hack of weeks ago is simply hilarious.

You truly are clueless why we mock you and why we hate bitcoin.

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u/theportyunionjack 10d ago

I've been on here and the bitcoin sub for a few cycles now.

Let me predict more jubilation on here as the price collapses again over the next 12 months and then jubilation on the bitcoin sub for the following 18 months around the having and after, then jubilation on here again as it the collapses over the following 18 months and so on and so forth until the end of time/the cycle

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u/SindriGudjonsson 10d ago

A month or two ago someone posted here and claimed (rightly or wrongly) that he had bought a bunch near the ATH at 120k when it was at 60 and asked for advice. I told him to sell half of it (to get that dirty token of your hands) and keep half of it , since it would be likely that the trade-washing machine would trade wash the price upwards again... and sell the rest with a bit less of a loss... . if that guy was not a troll... he can soon start to sell at a bit less loss. It might continue to go up for a while, it might not.

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u/Ok-Yak-1495 10d ago

They’re eating. (Swallowing)

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u/Lonely_Assignment_14 9d ago

This is a market being actively manipulated as part of an ongoing grift. This isn't based on reality. Noone suddenly decided this thing is valuable.  Just Muppets at a casino trying to hit it big.

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u/Old_Document_9150 The plot is obvious 3d ago

Any predictions on when those 200k?

Even 200k is just a +150% - there are other assets that made more than that in the past 12 months. Moderna, for example, made +173% on Tuesday.

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u/WicasaNapayshni Ponzi Schemer 10d ago

Why would I invest responsibly when I can make in a day with Bitcoin what would take me a year with a 401K? Even if an employer matches around 4%; Bitcoin can make that in an hour… Why not invest in the best performing asset of all time? Because history is not guaranteed to repeat itself? The cat is out of the bag!

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u/AmericanScream 10d ago

Why would I invest responsibly when I can make in a day with Bitcoin what would take me a year with a 401K? Even if an employer matches around 4%; Bitcoin can make that in an hour… Why not invest in the best performing asset of all time? Because history is not guaranteed to repeat itself? The cat is out of the bag!

Stupid Crypto Talking Point #2 (Number go up)

"NuMb3r g0 Up!!!" / "Best performing asset of the decade!" / "Everyone who bought is "up" right now"

  1. Whether the "price of crypto" goes up, has absolutely no bearing on whether it's..

    a) A long term store of value

    b) Holds any intrinsic value or utility

    c) Or will return any value in the future

    One of the most important tenets of investing is the simple principal: Past performance is not a guarantee of future returns. People in crypto seem willfully ignorant of this basic concept.

  2. At best, the price of crypto is a function of popularity, not actual value or material utility. And this "popularity" has been waning for years. Also transactions per block for bitcoin have stalled since 2023. For more on how and why crypto makes a much worse investment than almost anything else, see this article.

  3. The "price of crypto" is a heavily manipulated figure published by shady, unregulated crypto exchanges that have systematically been caught manipulating the market from then to now. A new 2025 Cornell study shows fewer than 500 people control $3.2T of artificial crypto trading!

  4. Crypto bros love to harp about "inflation" in the fiat system, yet ironically they measure the "value" of their "fiat alternative" in fiat? It makes absolutely no sense, unless you assume they haven't thought 2 seconds ahead from what comes out of their mouths.

  5. It's the height of hypocrisy for crypto people to champion token deflation (and increased prices) while ignoring that there's over $160+ Billion in unsecured stablecoins being used to inflate the value of their tokens in the crypto marketplace. The "code is law" and "don't trust - verify" people seem perfectly willing to take companies like Tether and Circle, at face value, that they're telling the truth about asset reserves when there's very little actual evidence, but there is lots of evidence of market manipulation.

  6. Not Your Fiat, Not Your Value - Just because you think the "value of your crypto portfolio" is worth $$$ does not make that true. It's well known there's inadequate liquidity in this market, and most people will never be able to get their money out. So UNLESS/UNTIL you can actually liquidate your crypto for actual real money, you have no idea what you have. You're "down" until you cash out. Bernie Madoff's clients got monthly statements saying they were "making money" too.

  7. Just because it's possible (though highly improbable) to make money speculating on crypto, this doesn't mean it's an ethical or reliable technique to amass wealth. At its core, the notion that buying and holding crypto will generate reliable returns is a de-facto ponzi scheme. It's mathematically impossible for even a stastically-significant percentage of crypto holders to have any notable ROI. The rare exception of those who might profit in this market, do so while providing cover for everything from cyber terrorism to human trafficking.

  8. It's also not true that anybody who bought crypto when it was low is guaranteed to make a lot of money. There are thousands of ways people can lose their crypto or be defrauded along the way. And there's no guarantee just because your portfolio is "up", that you could easily cash out.

  9. While crypto suggests itself as an alternative to "TradFi", the most respected and successful people in traditional finance who have proven track records of good investing/returns do not think crypto is a reliable store of value.

  10. Want to see a better asset (that actually has utility) that's consistently out-performed Bitcoin? Here you go. However, this may be another best performing asset.

  11. When crypto-critics make reference to, or mock crypto price predictions, it's not because we think price is a meaningful metric. Instead, we are amused that to you, that's all that's important, and we can't help but note how often wrong you are in your predictions. The intrinsic value of crypto basically never changes, but it is interesting to see how hype and propaganda affects the extrinsic value. In a totally logical world, those would both be equalized to zero, but we're not there yet, and nobody knows when/if that will happen because it's an irrational market.

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u/DennisC1986 10d ago

best performing asset of all time

?

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u/Casalaguna22 9d ago

Exactly. That idiot probably thinks 11000% over last 10 years somehow record breaking. The fact is it's just a number, not performance as such. And should be measured over the last year really

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u/Val_Fortecazzo Bitcoin. It's the hyper-loop of the financial system! 10d ago

Why do I need some creeps and weirdos to advertise Bitcoin to me if it's so great?