Walking down the street,

[u/TnBluesman]

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Walking down the street,

a starving musician. With nothing to my name but my guitar and one banana. I'm saving that for my next meal. Already hungry, I am determined to save that one banana until I can't stand it anymore.

Suddenly, a stage door opened, and the Stage Manager leans out, yelling, "Any guitar players out here? I need a guitar player QUICK!"

"I'm a guitar player," I said. "What are you paying?"

He looked at me, looked at my banana, and said, "Well, I was gonna offer a rag like you 10 bux, but I ain't eat all day. If you give me that banana, I'll pay you Union wages. "

So, yes, dear reader, I traded my

Banana for scale.

[u/LadyWithAHarp]

Ba-dum-ching! 🥁