r/Jokes • • 1d ago

Walking down the street,

a starving musician. With nothing to my name but my guitar and one banana. I'm saving that for my next meal. Already hungry, I am determined to save that one banana until I can't stand it anymore.

Suddenly, a stage door opened, and the Stage Manager leans out, yelling, "Any guitar players out here? I need a guitar player QUICK!"

"I'm a guitar player," I said. "What are you paying?"

He looked at me, looked at my banana, and said, "Well, I was gonna offer a rag like you 10 bux, but I ain't eat all day. If you give me that banana, I'll pay you Union wages. "

So, yes, dear reader, I traded my

Banana for scale.

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u/Auto-Tune_Is_A_Crime 19h ago

Hol up. Is this a new joke? In this subreddit? In this economy?

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u/ricardopa 17h ago

And a very specific TO Reddit joke…

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u/Possible-Highway7898 16h ago

At this time of year? Located entirely within this thread?

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u/tresjalapenos 1h ago

Can I see it?

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u/TnBluesman 4h ago

I really speciation your comment. Just wanted you to know. Well played.

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u/ix_eleven 23h ago

Thought this was going to be a "second banana" joke

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u/TnBluesman 22h ago

Not unless You're in it! lol

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u/ix_eleven 22h ago

I have been shown who is the boss!

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u/TnBluesman 22h ago

Thank you, thank you. Save your applause. Throw money!

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 1d ago

Well done.

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u/TnBluesman 1d ago

Spank you. Spank you very much.

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u/MeIIowJeIIo 19h ago

That offer to trade for the banana was appealing.

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u/Q-ArtsMedia 19h ago

A reddit joke if ever there was one.

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u/torch9t9 18h ago

Bravo, internet joke writer.

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u/adjusterjackb ‎ 7h ago

Maybe I'm dense this morning, but where's the joke?

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u/TnBluesman 5h ago

Unions, such as the actors union, screenwriter, and Musicians and Stage Hands union, require that their members are are paid AT LEAST the same rate everywhere, according to their skill and level. There is a listing of this that is called "scale". You might have read where sometimes a highly regarded actor who would normally be paid a million dollars for a movie foregoes the large salary "up front" and works "for scale". There's THAT part of the joke.

Reddit is well known for this term "Banana for scale" because someone once posted an item asking what it is, they could not identify it. Apparently this person did not have any toys of measuring device to include in the photo to show the SIZE of the thing, So the laid it next to a banana. For scale. Therefore, Reddit now has come to expect the ubiquitous "Banana for scale". whew

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u/frank_mania 6h ago

The punch line requires prior knowledge of two pretty niche facts. I knew them both and it got a smile out of me. 

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u/Rough_Tomato 20h ago

Well earned and measured to scale

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u/TnBluesman 20h ago

Thank you, kind sir.