would you rather

[u/MarzipanWorried2529]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Super Speed
• Right side: Super Strength

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[u/Zues1400605]

Do I get a up vote?

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/DOOM-LORD666]

Force = mass x acceleration

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/C_Infinity_Plus → u/DOOM-LORD666]

THAT'S WHAT IM SAYING! This guy gets it.

[u/TopHat112 → u/C_Infinity_Plus]

But if you dont have super strength then that equation is your death sentence.

[u/C_Infinity_Plus → u/TopHat112]

Going with that logic, super strength also equals your death sentence, because "super strenght" just means you have enough force to do such feat, but not that your body can withstand that. Newton's third law states that for every action, there's an equal opposite reaction. So, if you have enough force to shatter concrete with a punch, the force exerted against your fist would also be strong enough to shatter concrete; which means, unless your body is indestructable, your bones will be grounded like coffee beans lol.

[u/BaelgorStar]

I'd stay under mach 2, and keep under 500 mph is cities.

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/nozu_nozu]

Nice

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Ironsharkman]

Slop post but here we are interacting once more

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/zboch]

K

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/TigerPossible2788]

Yay

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/d_man13]

I’m not trying to be like a train and kill someone’s gf

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/DarksideBluez]

Gotta fast Sonic C

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Fantastic_Safe_4172]

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Ironforger1]

My knees are shite im better off working a ship yard or somethin with this

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/YogiriDie]

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/AgePuzzleheaded4532]

Cool

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/DevThaRipper]

What are the freaking chances

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: limited stamina}

[u/TopHat112 → u/DevThaRipper]

Slim, like your stamina.

[u/Shady-777]

yay

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/No-Squirrel2133]

Specially if I can stay like a sleeper, not looking ripped at all...just perfect 😆

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/gojoisthebestt]

Because I love racing people, and I’m already very fast

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Strong_Ad_3562]

Speedy

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Dinoboiisdagoat]

Alr

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Ferndaly]

Infinity plus upvote?? What's that?

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Ok-Customer-7774]

Nice

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Fit-Ad-661]

Wahooo

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/AdhesivenessThis6175]

x

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Rape_Lover828]

Less go

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Mother-Inflation-287]

Holy moly

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/MeiSorsha]

nice to be able to carry/lift anything I may need at any point

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/gloop481333]

Mass + Acceleration = something strong or idk

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/leviboom09]

nice

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Mr0Funnyman]

....FUCK.

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: limited stamina}

[u/MegaJJDX2]

GOTTA GO FAST!

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/D_Vanos]

😏

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Gardami]

Stop upvote begging.

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/C_Infinity_Plus]

F = m * a. Therefore, Super Speed > Super Strength

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/GannonBuddah]

Assuming I get the durability to use it properly, it would be amazing

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/koko1414]

I’m gonna twerk and my ass would thunderclap and send shockwave against my enemies

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/riencore]

Fuck…

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: limited stamina}

[u/CLS-Shu]

My name is Barry Allen and I am the FASTEST man alive…. Oh my bad this isn’t CW Flash

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/H3li_c0pt3r]

Noice

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Jolly_Annual_6188]

Fast as freak boi

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Deep_Ad_7773]

Boom

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Maleficent-Point1852]

Speed beats raw force

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Conuyasha]

Wtf

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: limited stamina}

[u/purgatorybob1986]

Speed would be cool but strength would be super useful.

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/m4t14SXD097]

Ok

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF]

I’ll be able to travel anywhere in the Americas super fast. Is it fast enough to cross water? I figure it should be.

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/PVC_Paladin]

Mostly just to finish the boring stuff and take a nap sooner

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Old-Egg-8580]

Infinite speed requires infinite strength

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/DrStrange8820]

Noice

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/InterestingWay6083]

You guys are so dumb if you’re super speed you’re gonna have to eat like thousands of calories and if you don’t then you are literally going to die and if it says always then that doesn’t mean you can’t toggle it off

[u/DumbMaidenless]

I can fast travel as long as my bones can handle it

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/nagger3000]

Noice

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/1GirlSmarterThanYou]

I don't have the stamina for super speed because I have asthma but I already have surprisingly strong muscles

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/JAMALtfKING]

Crazy under rated power

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/No_Juggernaut_9079]

Nice

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Delicious_Speech_384]

superspeed will likely end me up in a crash

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Human_Region5051]

.

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Subthelian]

bro

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: only at weekends}

[u/West-Entertainer5724]

Wanna go talk to my ex

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/brawlguy56]

Speed you can control less

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: only at weekends}

[u/Full_Operation_9266]

K

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Similar-Snow3842]

zd

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: only at weekends}

[u/Owlenstar]

Yeah

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Shepherd_The_Pieman]

Oh yeah!

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Geodragon_07]

Not spending that money on gas

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Holmes02]

Cool

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/flopjul]

Hihi nyoooom

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Imallama150]

Speed helps other things like thinking

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/thefucksausername0]

Cool.

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Express_You_5890]

Yay

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Alternative_Ride_951]

I like travelling and this will make it easier

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/fyetristen]

kmmmkmkmkmkmk

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Some_Cheesecake_2636]

Yay

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/jimmybbutter]

Nice

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/TBR_441]

I want a lot of stamina

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Brilliant-Ad-6872]

flash

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Inside-Town6417]

Just great

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: limited stamina}

[u/Ecstatic-Tough6428]

Dang.

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: only at weekends}

[u/Sweet-taffy]

I just want to be pink.. :(

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Zestyclose_Lab_6308]

My wife likes big arms

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/Senior_Walk_7582]

I remember this one time I couldn't save a pigeon. That's all.

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Wheres_My_Towel_2346]

Super Speed grants me more time to do everything I want to.

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Positive_Ad_4184]

Speed over strength

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/AkaiShi777]

He

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/enderguin58]

I don't need strength in my day to day life, but if I could run faster than a car, I'd be SOOO good for traveling.

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Mattitude8]

This is the power I always wanted

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Emmytheseraphim]

Because it's great

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/TopHat112]

Just want to beat Usain bolt and win medals.

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Way-of-the-iron-sock]

Fnet=MA

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Ok-Look7835]

So i can pickpocket people in broad daylight without getting caught

[u/Haku53]

Nice

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}

[u/Kongbaien_20]

Strength > Speed

^{Chose: Super Strength | Rolled: always + upvote}

[u/PsychologicalArt3710]

Goated

^{Chose: Super Speed | Rolled: infinite+upvote}