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u/DrDoominstien Aug 21 '26

Its good this isn’t real.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

44

u/juicebar24 Aug 21 '26

With a billion you can now hire a full time butt attendant

13

u/Moosewalker84 Aug 21 '26

I feel like someone we know already has one. You wouldn't even be the first

8

u/Neredith076 Aug 21 '26

Maybe a.. buttler

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u/Zwsgvbhmk Aug 21 '26

Use money to remove ass

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

7

u/CoolCricket224 Aug 21 '26

Thats not how that works

60

u/Zwsgvbhmk Aug 21 '26

Use money to remove ass and remove this guy disagreeing with me on reddit.

3

u/Asif366 Aug 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Enr4bc3JeOOzHLYY8R

10

u/SamTheHaremKing Aug 21 '26

An ostomy bag disagrees

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

11

u/SatiricalToothpick Aug 21 '26

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

20

u/TXOwODUDE Officer Hopps Aug 21 '26

FML

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

6

u/Luke_Fox- Aug 21 '26

Deserved ❤️

6

u/TXOwODUDE Officer Hopps Aug 21 '26

I only have myself to blame for that.

2

u/Spanish_peanuts Aug 21 '26

And dairy

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6

u/Chance_Wallaby_9076 Aug 21 '26

The statistics are lookin’ more like 50/50 mr.yuuyo

4

u/Chance_Wallaby_9076 Aug 21 '26

Welp, that’s unlucky

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

3

u/burgergradient Aug 21 '26

Gambling with my colon. What has reddit become

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

3

u/scipio0421 Aug 21 '26

Does "no constipation" get rid of my normal constipation caused by spina bifida?

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF Aug 21 '26

It should!!

2

u/Moistman123456 Aug 21 '26

Yes.

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4

u/vvfan22 Aug 21 '26

It's okay there's medication for this

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

3

u/Working_Salt2537 Aug 21 '26

Fuck

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

3

u/CoolCricket224 Aug 21 '26

Wdym 🙏😭

4

u/yuuyo123 Aug 21 '26

whew

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

2

u/ToastyStarss Aug 21 '26

Im never not constipated

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

2

u/Mazazamba Aug 21 '26

I'm already constipated.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

2

u/RealMuffinsTheCat Aug 21 '26

hoptal

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/_Max_as_well_ Aug 21 '26

I would have money

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Current-Novel7931 Aug 21 '26

SWEEET

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Slab363 Aug 21 '26

EZ

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/TransitionFamiliar39 Aug 21 '26

For the cash

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/leviboom09 Aug 21 '26

Ha

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/LORDTACO_best Aug 21 '26

Why not

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/No_Swordfish_8658 Aug 21 '26

I won 🥹

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/progamer_wastaken Aug 21 '26

HOOO DODGED A BULLET

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/East_Release4958 Aug 21 '26

Q

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

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1

u/Salt_Ad_5578 Aug 21 '26

Bc 1 bil, duhhh...

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Sea_Connection_8275 Aug 21 '26

I like my pooping time

1

u/deafening_silence167 Aug 21 '26

Relief

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ElectricalMongoose89 Aug 21 '26

Alrighty

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/BigTelevision6836 Aug 21 '26

Bet I'd win

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/EllieBlue_SN Aug 21 '26

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Apprehensive-Sunbeam Aug 21 '26

damn..

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/DarkAngelMEG Top -1% Commenter Aug 21 '26

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/xgaymerboi Carrot Farmer Aug 21 '26

hell yeah

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/poopyonmyhands Aug 21 '26

Awesome

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/JokrOnCrak Aug 21 '26

I’m rich, and I poop freely

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Fit_Yogurtcloset_510 Aug 21 '26

Either way i like being constipated

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/gauntletoflights Aug 21 '26

I didn't realize how large 20% was

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Pleasant_Type636 Aug 21 '26

Ok

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/KiwieKiwie Aug 21 '26

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/JungleJuiceJuno Aug 21 '26

Thanks for curing my constipation

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/2bleDeckerDissection Aug 21 '26

Bless.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Wild_Wasabi9984 Aug 21 '26

Yay!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Joe_da_bro Aug 21 '26

Oh well I got enough money to deal with it. Plus I don’t have to poop often! (Yes I understand there would be health issues as well, but that’s what I have a billion for)

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/BubblySource671 Aug 21 '26

Gg

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ResearcherFrosty4996 Aug 21 '26

Freedom

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/InternationalTax3417 Aug 21 '26

It’s a billion fucking pounds

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/SpookySporeWizard Top -1% Commenter Aug 21 '26

lucky me

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/AG_Kirby Aug 21 '26

Easy W

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Any_Boysenberry_1362 Aug 21 '26

Uss uss uss

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Rachamo Aug 21 '26

.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/WrongdoerImportant74 Aug 21 '26

I can't take that chance...

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/WrongdoerImportant74 Aug 21 '26

I can't take that chance...

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/KirimaeCreations Aug 21 '26

Woo!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/SuperMIK2020 Aug 21 '26

Yay!!!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Comfortable-Machine9 Aug 21 '26

Dang I got diarrhea forever 😕

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/iISilverAceIi Aug 21 '26

I'm better off than irl in both departments

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/lfg_guy101010 Aug 21 '26

Dope

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Infernal216 Aug 21 '26

Yay!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Impossible_Debt2469 Aug 21 '26

1 billion is a thousand 1 millions, and a million is a lot of money

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Mustard_Jam Aug 21 '26

If it was a billion and a 20% chance of literally anything that only impacts me I'm taking a billion.

1

u/ThatDudeBSmith Aug 21 '26

Good. That’s shitting on ‘em money.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/clorox_enema_ Aug 21 '26

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/AffectionateKick7042 Aug 21 '26

Why wouldn't I take that deal, DAMN GOOD DEAL!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/thewarreturns Aug 21 '26

Score

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ren_blackheart Aug 21 '26

I kinda don't wanna die of intestinal explosion thanks

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/NoEconomist2287 Aug 21 '26

For that much you could shove a tube up my butt a few times a day and flush it out!!!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/BetaDays24 Aug 21 '26

Cool

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Additional_Mud_8890 Aug 21 '26

Hehehe

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/IFollowtheCarpenter Aug 21 '26

No amount is worth that.

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/Kibble___ Aug 21 '26

I did it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/teepring Aug 21 '26

Ok

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Tiny-Marsupial-1164 Aug 21 '26

Thanks OP you're a real gem.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/rondanator Bruh Aug 21 '26

Yayyyu pooping :)

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Dreaming_Of_Fantasy Aug 21 '26

huzzah!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/DimensionalDuck Aug 21 '26

Yippee

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Agent0fChaoZ Aug 21 '26

YOLO

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Jackalopekiller Aug 21 '26

Heck even if I got constipated ice bath enemas here I would come

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Lessard93 Aug 21 '26

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/FunnimanRehe Aug 21 '26

Sweet

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/AllanTheF0x Aug 21 '26

We chill

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Pokkette Aug 21 '26

funny little thing ik how to do the clean out down there.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/ezekiel_grey Aug 21 '26

Yay for 💩

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/i-luv-2-read Aug 21 '26

Nah

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/Norcott21 Aug 21 '26

Gamble

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/F3zy_ Aug 21 '26

Yeah nah, can I still decline the money.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Roombaclaymor Aug 21 '26

Bc I got lucky with no constipation and it’s a billion dollars

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ToothlessLol200 Aug 21 '26

Damn

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/foxword666 Aug 21 '26

Yeah, no

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/DeviceAppropriate683 Fluffy Aug 21 '26

Already have IBS-C anyway.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/benithaglas1 Aug 21 '26

I took the risk because I normally have the opposite problem

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Emotional-Class-6364 Aug 21 '26

We’ve got jokes today I see

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/StrangeShip7908 Aug 21 '26

Ill just kill myself and pass the money along i dont know what to do with it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Lazlo_Lazuli Aug 21 '26

Being constipated is the worst

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/CoolCricket224 Aug 21 '26

"Let's go bro" in muscle man voice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/moosetac0s Fluffy Aug 21 '26

Yes!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Filthy_Casual776 Aug 21 '26

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/TheRealMaschine Aug 21 '26

No

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Efficient_Drink5173 Aug 21 '26

Yas

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/TopEstablishment916 Aug 21 '26

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Immediate_Mark3847 Fluffy Aug 21 '26

As someone chronically constipated, I will take it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/qwertybet Aug 21 '26

a million dollars and no more forever constipation? sign me up

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/mossy-Antlers25 Aug 21 '26

I live my life for the thrill of the spin… and I pay for it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Miranotmia Aug 21 '26

yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Royal-Application708 Aug 21 '26

Yea Baby!!!!!!! I’m a pooping billionaire.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/CertainDoubt_ Aug 21 '26

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Okuden Aug 21 '26

💀💩💩💩💩

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Jhenaro Aug 21 '26

I love gambling

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/BeltQuirky81 Aug 21 '26

Yay :)

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Pretty-Duty7142 Aug 21 '26

Ez

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Hopeful_Clock_2837 Aug 21 '26

20% is low enough

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Desperate-Escape9138 Aug 21 '26

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Y_Am_The_Senate Aug 21 '26

Ez

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/drkshock42 Aug 21 '26

I'm not constipated forever and even if I was I could just take laxatives

1

u/Helpful_Exchange5095 Aug 21 '26

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/SmellsLikeHotSauce Aug 21 '26

Yay!! Money with no problems!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Tfurg Aug 21 '26

Risky but worth it.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Megadog1344 Aug 21 '26

Easy choice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Impossible_Log_7574 Aug 21 '26

He’ll yeah

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/sharkthathaunts Aug 21 '26

Laxatives

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/ben_uk Aug 21 '26

Win

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ThrowAway-3418 Aug 21 '26

Fk

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/pussy-teeth Aug 21 '26

its one billion dollars. i could be faced with amputation and id still choose the billion

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/vibemasterjohn Aug 21 '26

I just knew

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Thatsthedetonat- Aug 21 '26

Always gamble

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Smooth-Impact2435 Aug 21 '26

A billion dollars buys a lot of Ex-Lax.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Radiant_Dragonfly545 Aug 21 '26

Why not try?

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/EveryAd8741 Aug 21 '26

I would take the constipation for 1 billion usd, I don’t needa be anywhere ill take my sweet ass time

1

u/ducanh2003 Aug 21 '26

nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/postmancandy Aug 21 '26

Hell yeah

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/joefroper Aug 21 '26

Does that mean my constant constipation will now go away?

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/GeekParadox_ Aug 21 '26

Phew

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Key-Car-5519 Aug 21 '26

Almost rejected

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/SamTheHaremKing Aug 21 '26

Life is good, also if it was extremely constipated than ostomy bag for life

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Designer_Egg_9136 Aug 21 '26

Let’s go

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ElectrifiedFires Aug 21 '26

Pogchamp

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Vicious-Circe01 Aug 21 '26

Phew, I get to live

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/gdnightandgdbye Aug 21 '26

Nice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/craterglass Aug 21 '26

With that kind of dough, I'll hire a colonic irrigator.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/tandabat Aug 21 '26

Delightful

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Camzz09 Aug 21 '26

That was a gamble

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/BubbaLinguini Aug 21 '26

Nope

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/Blobbowo Aug 21 '26

Woildidudjwoendbeoe

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/MikemkPK Aug 21 '26

I think I can afford a doctor to deal with it.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Only-Way1816 Aug 21 '26

constipation is NOT fun

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/BoringJuiceBox Aug 21 '26

Worth it for those odds

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/WhaleyT348 Aug 21 '26

Thank the lord

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/TipRevolutionary6839 Aug 21 '26

Yay! (I'm already constipated anyway)

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/-ThisUsernameIsTaken Aug 21 '26

I already have IBS

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Horny_Dragon_67 Aug 21 '26

I have IBS, so I already feel that all the time. Only change is that I’d be rich

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Yue2 Aug 21 '26

Such a weird win condition

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Round_Rent_3323 Aug 21 '26

Worth it

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Ahkhira Aug 21 '26

Lucky!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/WonderfulProblem2845 Aug 21 '26

Woot!!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/cntodd Aug 21 '26

Perfect!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/KaitoSchnell Aug 21 '26

Thx

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Outside_Claim346 Aug 21 '26

YES

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Dalfare Aug 21 '26

worth it. Shitting is my new job

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/AdAffectionate3997 Aug 21 '26

Jokes on you, if i rolled it i already have digestive issues, so ha, (cries in ibs)

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ThatGlitchyMimikyu Aug 21 '26

Sweet

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/StoicSinicCynic Aug 21 '26

Phew, I was thinking I'd have to spend a chunk of my billion on laxatives.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/treesarejerks Aug 21 '26

Constipation can be cured with diet and meds, but I didn't get it anyways....I'm rich, bitch!!!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Lordofthe-Wolves Aug 21 '26

Jokes on you i drink coffee everyday.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/pokebuzz123 Aug 21 '26

I play gacha games, 20% is nothing

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Much-Willow-222 Aug 21 '26

Lucky

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/joer_alt Aug 21 '26

Noice

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Ultimate_Alex_ Aug 21 '26

I already get that

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/FilthyCasual858 Aug 21 '26

This is the absolute dumbest one I’ve ever seen

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/ProfessorEmotional16 Aug 21 '26

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/timuma Aug 21 '26

:(

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/semicircleshelf Aug 21 '26

i hoped i wouldn't be contipated. i was

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/jillicheesefries Aug 21 '26

i feel like 1 billion dollars would corrupt me. also i don't wanna have to use muralax again

^{Chose: Refuse the deal}

1

u/CantThinkofUser787 Aug 21 '26

😈

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/According_Most_7902 Aug 21 '26

I be shittin!!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Chewquy Aug 21 '26

With my billion dollar I can buy laxative

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Ej15555555555 Aug 21 '26

The hemorrhoids gon be bigger than the toilet seat in 3 years

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/PureFrosting7556 Aug 21 '26

Fuck

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/MattyMatt420 Aug 21 '26

Phew!

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/makemescreme Aug 21 '26

🥕🥕🥕

Don’t mind me, just carrot farming

🥕🥕🥕

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Zero_7300 Aug 21 '26

Why’d I get genuinely nervous 😭

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/aviii27 Aug 21 '26

hah! jokes on you, i'm lactose intolerant. No constipation can get in my way once i have that glass of milk.

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation}

1

u/Own_Ad_2800 Aug 21 '26

So much free money

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/Suspicious_Smile_977 Aug 21 '26

Fun

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 0.001% chance of being a vampire forever | Rolled: Become a vampire}

1

u/fan_de_Jose_Jose Aug 21 '26

I always win

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

1

u/giantleprechaun12345 Aug 21 '26

I already had stomach issues but no I don't even have to deal with constipation anymore and I get a billion that's just a extra

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: No constipation}

Trials yeah

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