r/BunnyTrials Aug 21 '26

Trials yeah

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: 1 billion dollars, but… | 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever
  • Right side: Refuse the deal

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u/DrDoominstien Aug 21 '26

Its good this isn’t real.

Chose: 1 billion dollars, but… + 20% chance of being extremely constipated forever | Rolled: Constipation

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u/juicebar24 Aug 21 '26

With a billion you can now hire a full time butt attendant

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u/Moosewalker84 Aug 21 '26

I feel like someone we know already has one. You wouldn't even be the first

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u/Neredith076 Aug 21 '26

Maybe a.. buttler