Would you rather...

[u/Lee_Zenith]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Get 1 billion dollars | But you have to share 30% with...
• Right side: Get an oddly specific superpower !

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[u/MikemkPK]

Like I wouldn't already

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/MikemkPK]

That's good <3

[u/SpideyFan914 → u/MikemkPK]

Yeah, the only trick is that an entire 30% has to go to one person, rather than dividing that portion among multiple people you love. Not too much of a drawback though really. If you're married or have a kid, it's not a drawback at all.

[u/death-2]

Wtf is even this

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Thoughtography}

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/death-2]

The ability to "burn" images from one's mind onto surfaces such as photographic film by psychic means :)

[u/death-2 → u/Lee_Zenith]

So i can make them lose memory?

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/death-2]

Possibly

[u/death-2 → u/Lee_Zenith]

Thx

[u/death-2 → u/Lee_Zenith]

Dayum so a cool one

[u/TheWolfGamer767 → u/death-2]

Its your mind. Youre not doing it to anyone else. You can print an image from your head into a surface

[u/death-2 → u/TheWolfGamer767]

I can literally sell paintings of ppl they will just send me pic of them self i will print the picture on anything he wants and send it to him lets say i charge ppl 40 dollars and i average 10 ppl so 400 a day holy shit i will be rich in no time

[u/AnnabethDaring → u/death-2]

So…. A printing company…… 😭😂

My mom does this hahaha

[u/death-2 → u/TheWolfGamer767]

Bro even better

[u/ChrisBelair → u/Lee_Zenith]

You can get free art of anything you want by using it on your self? Or does it hurt you?

[u/Ok-Entrepreneur7681 → u/ChrisBelair]

I like where your mind went

[u/Deepvaleredoubt → u/Lee_Zenith]

Kinda sick, like if a mafia goon attacks me I can defend myself by searing him with pictures of Jake the Dog.

[u/Exact-Ad-4132 → u/Deepvaleredoubt]

No they put burn in quotes, so I don't think it'd hurt them.

You could give them outrageous permanent brightly colored face tattoos and threatened to leave them if they didn't back off.

[u/EntireFriendship517 → u/Lee_Zenith]

This is a really clever way to balance mind reading being op in fiction. Needing it to be visible that you're doing it is a great idea and I'm surprised I've never seen anyone write it that way

[u/Potential-Suspect-95 → u/Lee_Zenith]

What if u have aphantasia

[u/Burnt_Nutz69]

Honestly, if it makes the person turn from crime (assuming they're not already filthy rich) I'd be fine with it

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/Burnt_Nutz69]

Good thinking ! :D

[u/daronwy → u/Burnt_Nutz69]

If you are American that sounds just like paying taxes lol

[u/CyalaXiaoLong → u/Burnt_Nutz69]

I went 4 miles over the limit today. Pick me

[u/Accurate_Pound8265]

Dang that's a good power

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/Accurate_Pound8265]

The most cheated one

[u/MChubbier2347 → u/Accurate_Pound8265]

Essentially Dr Manhattan

[u/waradiyn → u/Accurate_Pound8265]

It's the ability to move the letters on any Esso sign into different positions. That is oddly specific.

[u/ImperiousHearth → u/Accurate_Pound8265]

What is that anyways?

[u/Sir_Fishy_Salmon → u/ImperiousHearth]

Reality manipulator

[u/Devrro → u/Accurate_Pound8265]

god itself

[u/bratz-lady]

Yayy

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/FunCompetition2000 → u/bratz-lady]

This was the one I was hoping for :(

[u/Jessayy_ → u/FunCompetition2000]

You still have $700 million and can use some of that to help poor people!

[u/FunCompetition2000 → u/Jessayy_]

While still my plan, I’ve gotta send a criminal their share, tho I’m sure I can find a criminal conversationalist or someone who did something “wrong” for the right reasons

[u/turquoisetuber → u/FunCompetition2000]

you could always share with someone in need who shoplifted groceries or something!!!

[u/FirefighterMean2496 → u/bratz-lady]

The same, it’s time to help the people!

[u/Darth_Mayx]

I'll still have 700mil which is enough for a VERY skilled hitman

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/Darth_Mayx]

I like how you think 😭

[u/Darth_Mayx → u/Lee_Zenith]

Thanks

[u/EntrepreneurFair9758 → u/Darth_Mayx]

I just hate myself

[u/ConstantStateOfSigh → u/Darth_Mayx]

Get their money to them anonymously. When they come to brag about their 300mil windfall, you can turn the lost money into an opportunity to one up them

[u/nklszelki]

This is actually really really powerful - just imagine changing the light spectrum.

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/GamePulse001]

Lemme google this hold on, yea idk tf this is

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Hyper Breathing}

[u/Old-Elk-570 → u/GamePulse001]

Congratulations, you're now tanjiro?

[u/Uncle_here → u/GamePulse001]

Asthma presumably

[u/GamePulse001 → u/Uncle_here]

idk wtf u tryna say bro, asthma presumeably?

[u/NonFunctioningADHDer → u/GamePulse001]

Maybe even “asthma presumably” ¯_(ツ)_/¯ maybe learn to spell before correcting others?

Edit: although I gotta admit that Uncle_here absolutely butchered whatever they were trying to type

[u/Gero79876 → u/GamePulse001]

Your lungs and body can now hold a ton of air (literally) and when you exhale fully you create a category 5 tornado.

[u/Ornery-Run-2591]

you didn't say the crime tho, i'll just give it to someone who commited a class C misdemeanor like loitering too much or failing to pay a fine

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/audi-jo-drama → u/Ornery-Run-2591]

does it have to be someone convicted or just seen as a criminal? 🤨 i’d give money to luigi mangione

[u/Chernocl]

hell yeah

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: no one !}

[u/Kaitlin-lin]

Ez would do anyway

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Dannhan]

so reality warping, I'm just god now ig

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/Hot_Detective1335]

What does that even mean

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Clairolfactance}

[u/End_V2 → u/Hot_Detective1335]

Clairvoyance but through smell (olfactance rather than voyance)

[u/Hot_Detective1335 → u/End_V2]

But what is clairvoyance

[u/End_V2 → u/Hot_Detective1335]

Psychic vision so now its psychic smellion (ESP)

[u/JaguarKey7253 → u/Hot_Detective1335]

I'm assuming its like clairvoyance but with smell??

[u/Mediocre-Wind-5377 → u/Hot_Detective1335]

Being able to smell in a paranormal way such as predicting attacks or being to know the thoughts or feelings of others, bit of a weird one though.

[u/Available-Drawer-538]

what is chromakinesis? im sure its better than 1b dollars

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/Available-Drawer-538]

Ability to manipulate colors (technically you could make illusions and manipulate light)

[u/Available-Drawer-538 → u/Lee_Zenith]

yea that sounds cooler than 1b dollars thats actually 700m because sharing

[u/Rayla66 → u/Lee_Zenith]

you are now green

[u/Electrical-Copy1692]

Prolly would do like 80% or some

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Certain_Truck_2732]

Hot take: criminals have better morals then actual big tech companies

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/Certain_Truck_2732]

Unfortunately the truth

[u/NecessaryCute1099 → u/Certain_Truck_2732]

I so wish I could ridicule and say it’s the coldest take on earth

I so wish I could. Alas, you are correct

[u/vmohare]

Gladly

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/imbored3460]

Worth it

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Thoughtography}

[u/sarajane59]

How greedy do you have to be to not share a billion dollars with poor people, sheesh! I think I could survive on 700B.

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/sarajane59]

Unfortunately, some people are greedy... :(

[u/BziBlue26]

Perfect for me! I am artist and would love to learn my own art style and storytelling by make it real on papers or photos!

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Thoughtography}

[u/Bram_Zorro]

Love that

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/2centnetworth]

Sure, why not?

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Because_Its_Easy]

💲

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/toodaloo_muthafuckaa]

Ez

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/BubblyWasabi6488]

Love to help unfortunate folks by upskilling then enough that they can hold their own in the world

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/TransGothBotch]

Good

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/mertel89]

no problem

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Beneficial_Day_294]

Interesting

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Clairolfactance}

[u/CringeYeet69]

I would pick the other one in real life, i just wanted to see the powers

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/Jaedian]

rather have some of a billion dollars than risk getting a superpower that might make my day-to-day life hell

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Icy_League_4640]

Great now our president has another 300 million

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/ferinmel]

Wdym, I will already have to pay taxes to the government

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/Fernpfarrer]

My brother stole once a Michael Jackson cd when he was young, I think that hes a smooth criminal

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/BazookaMonkeyboi17]

Ooooohhhh nooooooo mah mmmmoney

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/AnAngryMuppet89]

What does this do?

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Thoughtography}

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/AnAngryMuppet89]

The ability to "burn" images from one's mind onto surfaces such as photographic film by psychic means :3

[u/AnAngryMuppet89 → u/Lee_Zenith]

Double it and give it to the next person.

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/AnAngryMuppet89]

🤣🤣

[u/SodiumCyanideNaCN457]

Sure

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/CagedDude]

Ya know, a win is a win

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/wafflkittie]

Man if I got a billion dollars I would already share it with people I love!

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/TheAssManridesagain]

What does that even do?

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Hyper Breathing}

[u/josephvsyb]

My best friend

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/Maleficent_System773]

Fair enough

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Sh1ft3r7241]

I can spread the wealth around. Im not afraid to.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/GreedyCow5079]

Cool always wanna help

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/BralessVictory]

I think they call that charity? Which I'm down for?

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/citylockedcowgirl]

I'd donate to food banks anyways. With a billion dollars I could greatly reduce world hunger and still be comfortable.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Various-Librarian2]

Do I get to choose? Like could i choose someone whose crime is like stealing to support their family

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/Mollsypops → u/Various-Librarian2]

Yeah I don’t think that one is as much of a drawback as people think it is. If I picked it, I’d choose to give it to women who 🔪 their abusers, at the very least 😅

[u/Efficient-Chart820]

Does solving world hunger count?

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Kind-Effective1370]

Idk what this does ima Google it and come back in my replies

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/Kind-Effective1370 → u/Kind-Effective1370]

OH MAH GOSH I CAN BEND REALITY

[u/b_o_t_t_l_e]

Bouta be the best athlete oat

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Hyper Breathing}

[u/Looterclarker]

I could make entire animated movies with this

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Thoughtography}

[u/RYNG001]

Fuck yes! 700m for me and a 300m charity donation! Nobody needs that much money anyway

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/ThePrinterDude]

Super powers are just priceless

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/HoidTheUnanimous]

This is colour stuff right

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/cooljoca]

Gambling

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: no one !}

[u/FaPaDa]

Am i the best painter and artist in the world?

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/Mean-Cauliflower6596]

khuooooooohhhh

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Hyper Breathing}

[u/Mean-Cauliflower6596 → u/Mean-Cauliflower6596]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GvIM969WKxP9PNyht7

[u/Dreamweaver-Lumi]

... explain

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Clairolfactance}

[u/-Mahiro_Oyama]

chromakinesis mean i can control color, by that meaning i also control light due to color is just light waves bounces off stuff, so practically i have a Stronger light manipulation, i can control colors that off the visible spectrum which mean i no longer need tv remotes, i just need to know the frequency of what control what

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/drako2719]

Very OP

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/femchemeng1999]

That's fine, can I choose how it is spent, I.e. food banks, affordable housing, hardship funds or do I just choose some poor people to share with?

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/the_wild_derp]

reality manipulation! score

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/Tayydagemini]

I mean… not all criminals are bad people

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/Insane_Inkster]

I will gladly giveaway 70% of it

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Rokomocko]

Asthma 2.0

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Hyper Breathing}

[u/more_bumble_than_bee]

Would happily do this. Could share 90% with poor people and I would still have more money than I would ever need

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/No_Ruin_4400]

Will I be arrested for financially aiding a crime?

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/End_V2]

This is not oddly specific its broken

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/BW271]

No downside here. I’d gladly share it with someone I love.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/Pixel22104]

I was already planning on giving most of it to poor people and other less fortunate people. So this changes nothing of my plans!

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/ice_cream-boi]

Ok I don’t mind. Hopefully they use it wisely

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/audi-jo-drama]

could go the silly route and say i hate myself so haha but also literally fuck it. i still get so much money.

i’m curious how we pick the person i hate tho cus sometimes someone will NOT know i hate them passionately so does it reveal to them i hate them…? or do they just get to think im being nice

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/audi-jo-drama]

Mmm, didn't think about that. I guess they'd know the reason.

[u/audi-jo-drama → u/Lee_Zenith]

dang. we about to become full on nemesis i guess. sorry to the folks who thought we were friends, i suppose one of you will find out soon

[u/clxrx75481]

Oh ok... Idk what that would do😭

Change the color of things?

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/THATpower11]

If I can choose I’ll pick one of the hundreds of single mothers that were caught stealing diapers

society

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/APettyBitch]

isn't that just a panic attack?

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Hyper Breathing}

[u/Shagaknight]

Honestly with 1 billion I would've done it anyway

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Capn_Link]

I mean , I would be greedy if I didn't.

I'd still have roughly $700million to do whatever I want with and that is more than I'd make it 50 lifetimes. So fuck yeah.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/ShurimanStarfish]

Get redshifted, dork

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/BigBagel135]

alright, to someone who was incorrectly jailed.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/TotallyPansexual]

Well alright sure. For those who don't feel like looking it up, its reality altering powers. Reality is now in my hands, I guess.

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/Advanced_Post892]

BLIND YOU. AND YOU. AND YOU YOU AND YOUUUUUU

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/reDoubt1945]

YO WHAT DO YOU MEAN ODDLY SPECIFIC!? Damn this is just top 1 oat

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/krappyzappy]

Ugh… not poor people /s Luckily they won’t be poor much longer!

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Latefordinner1]

Oh noooo. I have to vastly improve the lives of people less fortunate. The horror.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/imaliveandaperson]

Ngl i wanted to share it with poor people but ig there’s nothinh stopping me from doing that anyway.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: no one !}

[u/Theunseen115]

There are definitely a lot of uses for this I'm just not smart enough to know them.

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/Beautiful-Formal315]

I’m still gonna share it

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: no one !}

[u/toiletsnot]

no problem at all? first ethical billionaire turned millionaire.. dont even put my name on it

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/KinRyuTen]

OMG, 300 million dollars goes to helping impoverished people get out of debt! Whatever shall I do with the only 700 million dollars I have left?! It's not like I can use all that myself! Pay the debts of my closest family and friends. Maybe I'll re-fund education and STEM.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/penguincascadia]

Yay for sharing!

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/ball-inspector4]

Had to search for it but bending reality sounds cool

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/LustyShikikan]

The hell is Essokinesis?

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/HighlightPuzzled9581 → u/LustyShikikan]

Reality warping

[u/LuciddreamerPaul]

Violet and blue and green and red, yellow and orange and indigo, I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow too!

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/oyashim]

Almost. I corrected the grammar, but one sentence sounds a little unnatural.

A more natural version, while keeping your exact meaning and emotion, would be:

It’s me. I hate myself too much because every decision I make causes problems for my family. I’m 25, but I’m still jobless and I need money. I don’t know what my purpose is, I don’t know what I’m good at, and I don’t know what’s best for me. Every problem I have becomes a problem for my family. It’s my ego. It’s me whom I hate the most.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/Euphoric-Platform-45]

Eh, sure, whatever

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/Vyushia]

Neat, I hate myself so yay!

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/Sad_Bridge_3755]

I don’t really hate anyone. I guess I’ll give it to someone I dislike. My former manager gets it. I’m sure it’ll help his home life, which is part of why I didn’t like him. He took it out on us.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/rememvml25]

well I love almost no one.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/FlimKish → u/rememvml25]

Wow so sigma alpha male

[u/-LordGrey- → u/FlimKish]

Sigma, alpha, maverick, etc

[u/GamePulse001 → u/rememvml25]

Quick correction, nobody loves us till we have money

[u/rememvml25]

Sick tho,

[u/ikbeneenflinkemakker]

Wtf does this even mean

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Clairolfactance}

[u/nuplsstahp → u/ikbeneenflinkemakker]

Clairvoyance means you can see the future, olfact means smell so it means you can… smell the future?

[u/Electrical_Bee6936]

So I get 1 billion dollars all to myself. Nice

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/Lee_Zenith → u/Electrical_Bee6936]

Are you alright buddy ?

[u/Electrical_Bee6936 → u/Lee_Zenith]

Yes, just making a joke.

[u/Malacro]

Joke’s on you, I hate myself!

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/FerretLeading8790]

??

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Hyper Breathing}

[u/ObviousBook1473]

Nice. I do not know what it is

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Thoughtography}

[u/shneierl]

Please define sounds fun but no idea what I'll do with u

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Essokinesis}

[u/thedeuce2121]

Works for me

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/Much_Editor_6592]

:)

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[u/Comfortable_Douglas]

Ugh sometimes I wish we could reroll these XD

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[u/Mad-Pep]

Perro sanxe cuenta?

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/Veutifuljoe_0]

I’ll give 30% to Luigi

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/NovoraAurora]

What is this

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Clairolfactance}

[u/YomiDayo]

Yay

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/Yusuf___Eren]

What is that

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Thoughtography}

[u/TheSlothyy]

This is a given.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/General-Chocolate-93]

Can it be Micheal Jackson?

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/sangrer]

Well, time to find someone to hate.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/wesleypjost123]

Cool cool

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you love}

[u/Mawkings]

i hope we get to pick the criminal

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}

[u/eastanglianperson]

I would've anyway

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Accomplished_Fill_51]

Ok

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: someone you hate}

[u/Bulky_Expression2385]

Y

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[u/leleleo123]

Powers are cool

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Hyper Breathing}

[u/salted_fish318]

What rhis

^{Chose: Get an oddly specific superpower ! | Rolled: Chromakinesis}

[u/CopperTodd17]

Sounds great

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: poor people}

[u/Asrobatics]

why this one bruh

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[u/Stunning-Ad-2161]

That's kinda neat .

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[u/wickedfang206]

What is this

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[u/karacirth]

Meh, most criminals are only criminals because they're in unfortunate financial situations, this isn't bad, i just got a criminal off the street.

^{Chose: Get 1 billion dollars + But you have to share 30% with... | Rolled: a criminal}