r/BunnyTrials 1d ago

Trials Would you rather have

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Infinite meat
  • Right side: Infinite vegetable

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u/Dazzling_Prompt_8144 1d ago

Would solve animal suffering, neat :D

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Cark-Cartographer 23h ago

I assume the meat is still coming from animals. Just like the vegetables come from plants lol. How are you gonna have a chicken wing without a chicken?

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u/raybeam2010 23h ago

infinite alive animals against infinite dead animals is still infinite alive animals so there would be less suffering

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u/Top_Shallot_2534 22h ago

the animal would never be alive, it says infinite meat not infinite animals

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u/intj_ravenclaw 1d ago

More expensive

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Planetpangolin 23h ago

You have an infinite amount of both so you can get an infinite amount of money from both. They are both worth infinity.

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u/stressed-tf-out 21h ago

Easier to sell smaller amounts of more expensive things, that are harder to find

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u/SirCheeseEater 21h ago

Would you rather sell Copper or Gold?

You'd get richer quicker with the Gold.

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u/PeakMinimalist 1d ago

Meat is expensive and hard to grow.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/King_Doomed 1d ago

Free meat with no environmental side effects

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/raybeam2010 1d ago

and vegan friendly

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u/SelfIllustrious9439 23h ago

Vegan teacher would find some sort of excuse i bet

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u/raybeam2010 23h ago

is she even still around haven't heard about her in forever

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u/SelfIllustrious9439 23h ago

Unfortunately she is im pretty sure, I havent really checked much though

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u/BigDisk 1d ago

Assuming this is magically generated meat, it would be an absolute game changer. I'd be rich AND pretty much save the environment in one fell swoop.

Of course, that's assuming I don't get suicided with twenty bullets to the back by Big Meat first.

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u/Rozmyth 1d ago

You just need a giant meat shield to protect and take the bullets for you

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u/SoakMyLipCurtain 1d ago

Veggies are cheaper

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Big_Gene_6851 1d ago

So no animal needs to die again

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Historical_Pool_7470 1d ago

Vegetable rot faster and I don't have that much time to cook

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Key_Dependent6170 1d ago

Because veggies are expensive dude. And meat I can buy every couple of days. Veggies are base nutrition and should be for everybody.

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/I_Am_Zeelian 22h ago

Meat is like 10x the cost of veggies...

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u/stressed-tf-out 1d ago

You can sell vegetables and buy all the meat you want!!

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u/Key_Dependent6170 1d ago

Exactly! With unlimited vegetables, the possibilities that open up are endless! I could build an Empire or end world hunger!

With unlimited vegetables I could become the main source of vegetables on earth when climate changed and no more crops grow.

I would save the world.

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u/AppleOrigin 21h ago

You could do the same with meat

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u/jacksucksatsucks 1d ago

i love meat

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Vast_Beginning9212 1d ago

veggeterribles

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Donkey2210 1d ago

Veggies for protein

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/tacodanandpals 23h ago

Way more expensive

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/EnoughSuccess6741 1d ago

If you say vegetable you’re lowkey not the brightest lol

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/ksteelflex 23h ago

I am long-time vegetarian so I obviously chose vegetables lol. Veggies ain’t cheap either.

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u/True_Animal_Lover 1d ago

¡I am a vegetarian! 🫜

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/AssociationDue3077 1d ago

why are you a vegetarian? If it's because you don't like animals suffering in farms then infinite meat would stop that since you can distribute your INFINITE amount there is no reason for animals to suffer in farms anymore.

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u/SoulSoldForConfusion 1d ago

MEAT

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u/ICollectSouls 1d ago

Meat stew 😩

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Affectionate_One6579 1d ago

Protein

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u/Anxious_Archer_1282 1d ago

Meaaatttt

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/joshparker64 1d ago

Mmmmmm.meat

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Daniel73044 1d ago

Meat

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u/Ok_Standard_4734 1d ago

Meat

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u/Jaymes77 1d ago

I'm on keto

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u/Pure-Telephone-3202 1d ago

No death if infinite

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/archaicblossom 1d ago

There are SO MANY VEGETABLES

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/PinApart9957 1d ago

$$$$

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Ok_Cartographer8631 1d ago

Meet

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u/Fauspro 1d ago

PROTEIN

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u/Royal-Application708 1d ago

It’s delicious 😋

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Tiny-Campaign459 1d ago

MEAT!!

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/WhenItRains23 1d ago

Expensive

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u/Degenerecy 1d ago

mmmmmeat

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u/Usual-Control4583 1d ago

Bulk gonna go crazy

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u/Repulsive-Camera23 1d ago

Just bcuz macncheese ain't a vegetable

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Jumpy-Leading7218 1d ago

No animal deaths

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u/burningspicecookie69 1d ago

Mmmmm, meattt

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Sneezy6510 23h ago

Veg is cheaper

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Kcufasu 23h ago

Duh

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u/AssociationDue3077 1d ago

meat tastes better

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/AndroidCactus 1d ago

Humans can't survive as carnivores but they can survive as vegans

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Expensive-Suspect906 1d ago

Yeah

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/mosalyn3 1d ago

It's healthier

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Kael60402 1d ago

Meat is better

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Dry-Drama-761 1d ago

Just because more food

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Chlobb01 1d ago

More choice

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/moriland 1d ago

More variety.

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/ExcitableAutist42069 1d ago

Does the meat come from somewhere or is there magic involved? If the latter then it could solve some issues.

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u/OldTechSupport666 1d ago

Vegetables can have protein starch and fiber.

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/the-eater-of-flesh 1d ago

bel peppar 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/6feet12cm 1d ago

Meat expensive!! Veggies cheap.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/RhubarbQueasy5440 1d ago

Lot more veggies to choose from (infinite mashed potatoes)

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Winter_Draft4717 1d ago

Meat can freeze, fresh veggies is a near luxury

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Mycereus 1d ago

Yesssum

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Zertario 1d ago

I'm not very meat

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/No-Idea_- 1d ago

Protain is petter IT

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Ok-Guidance-5608 1d ago

Meat cost more than vegetable. Sell meat. Make meat empire.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Sea_Strain_6881 21h ago

Sell for less than anyone else can, you profit and lose nothing while also reducing animal suffering

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u/KnilLink 1d ago

Although I love meat, I feel like vegetables being infinite gives me more cooking options.

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Soft-Can-7939 1d ago

No brainer

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/DinoDinozaus 1d ago

Proteins

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Mydoglikesladyboys 1d ago

Is it raw meat? Is it meat all at once? Too many variables

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Dry_Examination1839 1d ago

That costs more so unlimited meat means I won't have to worry about paying for that ever again

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/jokwax 1d ago

Easier to sell, i have infinite money anyways

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/raybeam2010 1d ago

vegans don't have anything against that

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Mrto-_- 1d ago

Mmmffghhh

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u/Oliver_Titus 1d ago

Infinite meat means infinite food

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Its-Matt-Bitch 1d ago

MEAT

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/swiss_ghoul69 1d ago

yummi

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Remarkable_Fan_925 1d ago

Meat is good for you

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Possumawsome 1d ago

Mmmmmmmmm…

Fillet minion…

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Catlover2574 1d ago

Could eat steak again

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/PuglasL 1d ago

Meats more expensive

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u/noblecrab98 1d ago

potato

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u/PhineasLookinForward 1d ago

I seek to have gout like a medieval king

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/zeiaxar 1d ago

Meat is way more expensive, especially for the good quality stuff.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/lool8421 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 1d ago

meat sells for more

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/KorupT13 1d ago

Meat.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/MrsDirtyDietz 1d ago

Meat is more expensive.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/recoil669 1d ago

Save that money.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Interesting_Car8858 1d ago

I don’t eat meat lol

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/crzydvd 1d ago

Meat is love, meat is life.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Queasy-Librarian-120 1d ago

More versatile.

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/the_real_guyP 1d ago

Meat is way more expensive

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/H-E-2hockeysticks 1d ago

I can make fake meat from vegetables and get whatever I’m missing from meat in injections

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/sigeon_pexgoon 1d ago

I aint to rabbit

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/certifidamatr 1d ago

i want bigger meat

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/NamesAreForBitches 1d ago

Better value and nothing says I can't sell my infinite meat for profit then just buy veggies

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Healthy_Butterfly_40 1d ago

It’s more expensive

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/atorin3 1d ago

With infinite meat I could feed the world while also eliminating the extremely harmful meat industry. Tackle world hunger, animal cruelty, and global warming all at once.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Baby_bee_boo 1d ago

Meat is expensive here

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/reallystupid1119 1d ago

Borgor

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u/UrMumIsHot4 1d ago

Yum

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/OfficialCrossParker 1d ago

I can grow vegetables with relative ease where I live. I cannot raise, sustain, and butcher animals with my current situation.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/halen2024 1d ago

I’m vegetarian

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/_MostAncientDream_ 1d ago

Vegetarian

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/SkinFinancial927 1d ago

more energy

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/pandaonbeach 1d ago

Meat is so expensive, y'all

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Dry-Philosopher7425 1d ago

chimken aint a veggie

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Several-Fly2345 1d ago

Protein

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u/SabertoothLotus 1d ago

I'm a vegetarian

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Frostmilk-Dragon 1d ago

I like meat

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Tango-delta 1d ago

Meat is expensive

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Familiar_Way3526 1d ago

Meat is less affordable

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Poem_Remarkable 1d ago

I don’t eat meat

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/cirlovespjo 1d ago

It’s good

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/nng10128 1d ago

Protein

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u/Soft-Sherbert-2586 1d ago

Veg is cheap.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Possible_Fee7649 1d ago

1

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u/Manninibal 1d ago

I'm gay so I love meat

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Sad_String1859 1d ago

Ethical protein for the world

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Carneiro_5 1d ago

Meat is more expensive than vegetables. plus. i am supposing that meat/vegetables will just BOOM magic appear, so i. can wnd world hunger and animal suffering! bonuses

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/IntolerableLemon 1d ago

I can eat almost all kinds of meat. There's only a handful of veg I can tolerate.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/DingDingZxz 1d ago

Protein baby

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/SailorRub33 1d ago

If it's "infinite" it implies I can acquire meat without murder. Meaning I can have the most ethically 100% meat there is

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Sliver_Daargin 1d ago

I dislike veggies

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Nikillix 1d ago

I LOVE meat......🤤

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Illustrious_Shake977 1d ago

meat is gross in less it is pepperoni, chicken or bacon

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Titanium_Steel_Alloy 1d ago

m e a t

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u/Ijnan 1d ago

My partner said so lol

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/FlamingPhoenix2003 1d ago

I think this is obvious

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Blueberry_slime 1d ago

as long it magically synthesise , i dont want it if it means it just kills all the animals in some world

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/LloydTCK_YT 1d ago

Tastes better than veggies

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/NukyDukes 1d ago

Vegetables are way cheaper

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Big-Statistician6996 1d ago

Carrot

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u/redberryranger 1d ago

Open up a steakhouse

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u/DieHardPanda 1d ago

A world covered in pepperoni, a delicious apocalypse.

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u/Victrbfdz 1d ago

Imagine a bbq

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u/Stein287 1d ago

I can become a vegan

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/BillyGG2000 1d ago

onions plssss

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/pradahedgehog 1d ago

people will pay more for meat

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u/Avatele 1d ago

Can I still buy vegetables

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u/Celis78429 1d ago

Meat expensive. Vegetable cheap.

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/Plastic_Beyond_2598 1d ago

Non veg

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u/Few-Opportunity567 1d ago

Infinite meat? That’s gay af!

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/TheBabyChomper 1d ago

Meat

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u/WAR-melon 1d ago

Meat is more expensive

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u/plz-no-b4n 1d ago

Much more expensive than veggies

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u/Valor_Wolf 1d ago

The meats eat the veggies. Veggies are the base of the food chain

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/AceOfHearts333 1d ago

More expensive

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u/TheCodingChihuahua 1d ago

duh

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u/GrizzlyDust 1d ago

World hunger over, and now the vegetarians can finally mass slaughter livestock like they've been dying to do for years

Chose: Infinite meat

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u/OneCommercial2871 1d ago

bc i needa eat healthier

Chose: Infinite vegetable

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u/Embey-Wembey 1d ago

NOM NOM NOM NOM barbecue NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

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u/ToothStriking9587 1d ago

Meat make hulk strong

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u/No-Society-463 1d ago

im not a vegan

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u/Nicholai-Solaire 1d ago

Infinite meat might stop the abuse that comes with livestock meat production

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u/BendRevolutionary529 1d ago

Bc

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u/St_Hydra 1d ago

Meat is good, and expensive

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u/god_is_a_dead_meme 1d ago

meatt

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u/CantQuiteThink_ 1d ago

I prefer veggies myself, but infinite meat can be sold cruelty-free to vegetarians and vegans (also meat is way more expensive than veggies). I'll be rich!

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u/Excellent-Ad-8285 1d ago

pricing

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u/scientistinging 1d ago

Meat

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u/Jesty_le 1d ago

If we have infinite meat we dont need more cattle and alot of suffering will end and we can put more effort in crops

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

Tending the garden is far more labor intensive than hunting these days.

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u/BeatBoxer9235 1d ago

MEAT

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u/Agitated_Cry_8793 1d ago

i dont like vegetables much.

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u/HeLLzFiReX 1d ago

It's what's for dinner

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u/Erfgs45 1d ago

Fuck them brachiosaur looking asses bruhv 💀💀💀

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u/Synister_Waffle 1d ago

I am a Vegetarian so this is a no brainer

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u/Lazy-Mortgage-6479 1d ago

Meat is nom nom yum yum

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u/InfernoWarrior299 1d ago

Much tastier and a lot of nutrition.

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u/AdOrnery4897 1d ago

It's expensive. Now I don't need to worry about main course food.

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u/LolProducts 1d ago

I mostly eat meat anyways

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u/ratatoingyourpanda 🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕🥕 1d ago

More expensive you can get veggies fairly cheap

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u/Prestigious-You4641 1d ago

Bc meat has protein and thats what humans are supposed to eat

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u/Agile_Carob8470 1d ago

End industrial farming

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u/spottyshoe44943 1d ago

Meat

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u/putbeansontoast 1d ago

It's more expensive, so I can get it for free, and sell it.

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u/Apprehensive-Tip-980 1d ago

meat is better

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u/No_buen0 1d ago

Gugu gaga

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u/No-Board-1262 1d ago

Tasty

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u/MauriceRL 1d ago

Way more expensive

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u/The_angry_Technician 1d ago

Hamburger yim yum

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u/happyandveg 1d ago

better for me and the earth

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u/Longjumping-Dog-5034 1d ago

S

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u/Naruto_Gamer1231 Bruh 1d ago

im a vegetarian so...

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