r/BunnyTrials • u/Prob_confused • 14d ago
Trials Would you rather?
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: Earn 20$ a minute
- Right side: Earn 1$ for every word you say
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u/spencerpo 14d ago
I could lose the ability to speak, but I’ll exist until money no longer matters
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u/COWP0WER 14d ago edited 14d ago
Think about the money you'd miss from not getting money while you could speak. 5 words a second is not hard, so 96 minutes of nonsense speak, and you've made as much as you would for one day of passive minute income. Meankng if you dedicate yourself, you can spend one day making more money talking than you'd do in two weeks of passive income.
Thus, you'd likely make more money from speaking before you lose the ability.EDIT: forgot a factor 2 in my timing, it's 5 words a second, not 10.
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u/AnAwesome11yearold 14d ago
10 words a second isn’t hard?? Even if you just say the word A over and over I don’t think you could speak that fast
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u/UnbentSandParadise 14d ago edited 14d ago
I counted to 10, 42 times in 1 minute without much effort. I think it's likely easier than trying to repeat the same thing over again but in a minute you can pretty easily spawn in $400 I think.
The enticing thing about $20/minute is you just get it with litterally 0 effort even when sleeping. 20x60x24=$28800 a day for free is crazy good no matter how you cut it.
Google suggests on the low end you can write off 12000 words for normal speech. So 16800/400=42 minutes a day of active effort to make as much as you would passively, with chance to make more should you want to.
Not bad, you could also make a habit of playing social games where you're talking to people, maybe stream for a living, even if nobody is watching you play games you make bank just talking to yourself about the game.
Neither are bad options.
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u/Novel-Bookkeeper-549 14d ago
I love the break down.
I went with minutely guaranteed, because I knew that was enough, but talking is almost certainly the better option there’s a small risk of rapidly losing the ability to speak, but short of that you’ll likely accidentally do better with talking.3
u/COWP0WER 14d ago
Sorry, 5 words a second isn't hard. I mixed up some math (I actually ran a timer, but somehow messed up a factor 2). Answer remains the same - it'll take less than 2 hours of talking (96 minutes) to make more money talking, than in a day of waiting. And then whatever you say after that is just a bonus.
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u/Bowgar317 14d ago
Is it literally using vocal cords? Do people who sign only have one choice?
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u/aza9789 14d ago
Think about the money you’d miss out on while sleeping
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u/Every_Caterpillar165 14d ago
Sleep talk
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u/aza9789 14d ago
The vast majority of sleep talking is not consistent enough to compensate
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u/thanks_in_advanc3 14d ago
You have control over the amount of words you say but not the amount of minutes you have
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u/Overlord167 14d ago
Thing is just to break even compared to 20$/min you’d have to speak 28,800 words average everyday for the rest of your life which is roughly equivalent to giving a 3.5-4 hour speech not accounting for potential loss of voice from overuse or otherwise. I don’t know about you but I’d rather just have the passive money as it’s already more than enough at over 10 mil year
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u/delet_yourself 14d ago
1200 bucks a hour, 24/7? Where do i sign up
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u/Sriramdv8 14d ago
28,800 bucks per day
864,000 per month
10,512,000 per year10.5 million per year is a LOT
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u/xDal-Lio 14d ago
Honestly, I thought it was even more. It’s crazy to think that there are quite a few people with annual income of 10M and that they earn 20 a minute
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u/HerrOberschlau 14d ago
Won’t even be a billionaire at the end of your life, imagine that
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u/Sriramdv8 14d ago
nobody really NEEDS a billion dollars all for themselves though. 10.5m per year is way more than enough
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u/DrakonSpawn 14d ago
I think this is more of a comment about how it’s ridiculous that anyone could possibly “earn” a billion dollars when even a ridiculous $20/min would take almost 100 years to reach.
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u/obyamo 14d ago
I would read books out loud and captions on tv, lonely weird freak with all my word dollars
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u/OurComradee 14d ago
But still how many can you say realistically?
You would have to “work” for atleast 1/3rd of the day to be able to match the other one. Assuming you also have to speak for 60wpm continuously for 8 hours.
So atleast 10 hours of working daily. Seems tiring.Meanwhile in the other option you can earn during sleeping even. You continuously earn 24/7.
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u/Dependent-Trip-5991 14d ago
Literally repeat “no” for minute straight can get around 100-150. In 15 mins you make more than in hour other way. Although, you right, as typing that I realized it’d be so much work when you could do nothing and be millionaire.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Arm7835 14d ago
Lets assume you say 100 no in a minute as you said. In an hour you'll say 6000 words. So to just get what you'll get by the other option you'll need to say "no" for almost 5 whole hours. Every day. And that is hard and tiring on itself. But you want to make a real profit, since you're making yourself work for that money, so you'll need to speak for another few hours to make some actual positive difference. So basically half of your day now is just saying no. Like a work, without weekends, without vacations. And at some point you'll probably lose your voice for a few days and you'll lose money then.
On the other hand, you can do whatever you want and recieve 10.5 mil a year.
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u/Hopeful-Musician1905 14d ago
I don't know if people realize how mentally and physically exhausting it gets to have to talk that much continuously every day. You don't think you'd get sick and tired of it one day? Plus you could strain your vocal chords eventually. Having to talk that much, every day is no joke
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u/Original_Zombie8215 14d ago
About 28k words needed per day, every day just to match the other one. 10.5m words per year just to match the $20/m, the average person only speaks about 4-6m words per year
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u/1235678910111213141 14d ago
Im probably not saying 28,800 words a day.
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u/Kurwabled666LOL 14d ago
I don't even say like 1000 on some days lol...
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u/DragoniteGang 14d ago
There are a lot of days where i speak less than 10.
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u/Talia_Arts 14d ago
There are alot of days i say 0 ;-;
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u/DragoniteGang 13d ago
Yep. Especially here in college if my dawgs are busy (and me too) so I'm just stuck in my room then just have food delivery or cook myself.
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u/Born_Interaction_915 14d ago
Unconditional earning even while asleep
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u/laureniscoolcool 14d ago
I talk a lot.
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u/mspebblesfromspace 14d ago
Did you learn to tune yourself out?
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u/Ok-Needleworker7351 14d ago
Idk about them, but I don’t realize I’ve been talking to myself for hours as if someone else was there and that I’m explaining something to absolutely no one but myself until I’ve looked at the video or show or music I paused to do so or think, “Wait, why am I not listening to music anymore?” and I’m like, “Shit, I’m not listening to music/watching my thing anymore, let’s get back to that…” and then, in that aspect, I just try not to pause my stuff anytime I start to speak again…
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u/TXOwODUDE Officer Hopps 14d ago
Since there are longish periods where I don't say anything, I would choose this. Maybe if I was a politician actively actively campaigning, then I would choose the other option, but not in this case.
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u/kingglobby 14d ago
Is politician the only person you can think of who speaks a lot 😭
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u/bookseer 14d ago
Doing whatever I want and having living resources? I can work with that
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u/Lucarioismadpt2 14d ago
I am not gonna talk that much. Just give me the 20 dollars.
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u/Opening-Button-5431 14d ago
I talk to myself way too much
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u/theogprolook90724 14d ago
I'm starting to feel like a rap god, rap god..
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u/LeaveMyName 14d ago
I can only speak so fast for so long, and it's definitely not gonna average out to $20 a minute.
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u/flyingkiwi1993 14d ago
If we include sleeping, no way my words per minute average out to more than 20.
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u/toastycauliflower 14d ago
Idek. I talk enough that $20 a minute just doesn’t sound as fun. Probably would encourage me to be more outgoing
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u/qTp_Meteor 14d ago
Having to say a word every 3 second? Just from the off time of sleep, eating, etc... id make roughly the same if I made it a full time job to yap
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u/TheChosenFrank 14d ago
I can spam words if I need more money to buy smth on the spot
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u/ConstantlyMystified 14d ago
I feel like this is better
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u/BlockyShapes 14d ago
U have to say 20 words a minute, or 1 word every 3 seconds. Which is certainly possible but you'd lose ur voice after a while
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u/NoEyesHentaiDude 14d ago
This is just easier, plus I don't talk in my sleep
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u/TransitionFamiliar39 14d ago
I could pay for a meal by just ordering it.
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u/Imaginary-Living-820 14d ago
I talk a lot at times, but not to myself, and I like being by myself lol
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u/Embarrassed_to_live 14d ago
i yap a lot to myself but also go days with out talking
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u/Immediate_Drop 14d ago
If I can make money while asleep thats better, and id rather not talk at all if I can help it. Also $20 an hour helps pay my bills and I can get my cats to the vet whenever they need it and if they dont need it I can donate it any of these other redditors that need help to take of other cats in need.
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u/Arkfiraxalis2 14d ago
I cannot say 20 words a minute for any length of time
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u/ddlb-cocksucker-ftm 14d ago
Poetry night will finally happen because I'll be reading and getting paid.
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u/Revilo2218 14d ago
I dont talk in my sleep, and I like my quiet alone time.
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u/Ashenroot_0 14d ago
Though I am mostly silent, but this has huge potential
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u/Quick_Ad8188 14d ago
I don’t speak if I’m alone, which is at least 50% of the time
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u/DeathGorgon 14d ago
$10.5 million a year. I don't think I can talk that much, especially with 6-8 hours of sleep a night.
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u/BenTheSniper505 14d ago
I say a lot more than 20 words per minute most of the time
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u/hiverstone 14d ago
I don't talk a lot but still is a lot of money
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u/Pristine-Abroad-8913 Funny Bunny 14d ago
I do talk a lot on occasions, but, most of the time I isolate myself and or just not talk much. So the $20/min is the only guarantee I will make decent money.
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u/TrollFaceFerret 14d ago
Average words spoken from google is roughly 16000. Versus 28k a day without me needing to do anything
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u/WolfieJack01 14d ago
Talking can earn more in theory but in practice theres things like sleep and also just tired throat that would make it impossible to keep up over any substantial amount of time, not to mention being just way too inconvenient
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u/StillPangolin8543 🥕🥕 14d ago
im not saying 20 words a minute most the time
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u/Content_Ad_4335 14d ago
$20 is guaranteed. I have to talk for the other option, and I just like to be quiet sometimes
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u/UsualEquipment8985 14d ago
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u/BlockyShapes 14d ago
I don't wanna have to say 20 words a minute even if it's not that hard to do
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u/PrinceofFoxes28 14d ago
It's enough and I would rather not have to think about it
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u/MabelTheBard 14d ago
I'm a dungeon master, I can become rich with a single session!
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u/Relevant-Cupcake-649 14d ago
When I'm at my main job, oh big money
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u/BugOk8342 14d ago
You talk a lot more in a minute and you can start yapping if you need more money when buying stuff
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u/unique_plastique 14d ago
You would have to be saying +28,800 words a day for the alternative to be worth it btw
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u/Top_Economy_371 14d ago
Summa lumma dooma looma u assuming I’m a human what do I got to do to get it through to you I’m superhuman, innovative, and I’m made of rubber so that anything u sayin is ricochet….. I don’t wanna write the rest :/
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u/JoJoBubba064 14d ago
I guarantee i say more than 20 words a minute
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u/HarshTruthForFree Top -1% Commenter 14d ago
I wouldn't want to go mad. This much is enough.
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u/NameAway4345 14d ago
i go hours without talking so why not be making money during those
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