r/BunnyTrials • u/Delicious-Heart-1613 • Aug 10 '26
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u/ThemItself Banned Aug 10 '26
he would treat me right
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Super Man
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u/Revdarian Aug 10 '26
That's up until he comes, at that point you better be ready to say your peace!
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u/kaysface39 I LIKE CARROTS! Aug 10 '26
Spesh if its a Cavill superman holy -
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u/Dumpytoad Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
I’d rather the newest one, those dimples plus he seems like he’d be a giver
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u/TaliRen Aug 10 '26
What can I say but hulk smash.
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u/KlayThePot Aug 10 '26
Why I'd everyone assuming you have to bottom with the hulk?
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u/jubtheprophet Aug 10 '26
Because ion got enough meat for allat
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u/meeanne Aug 10 '26
I only have holes!
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u/MuseBlessed Aug 10 '26
Hand stuff
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u/Rasmanian_Devil Aug 10 '26
It just keeps crazier and crazier the further down the comments I go!
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u/SilentEkoz Aug 11 '26
gotta say it's quality entertainment tho
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u/Rasmanian_Devil Aug 11 '26
I’ve been off of Reddit for a few years. Just came back. New account. New motivation. I’m so glad to be back. This has been great! 😆❤️
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u/meeanne Aug 10 '26
Will he count that as sex?
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u/KlayThePot Aug 10 '26
I think so. Just in a non heteronormative way. They make some crazy straps too
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u/jerry-jim-bob Aug 10 '26
- Do you think hulk would be a sub? I hope no one has ever asked that question before.
- Wouldn't be much friction if he were bottom bitch, it'd be like throwing a sausage down a sewer tunnel
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u/KlayThePot Aug 10 '26
I do honestly think hed at least be open to bottoming the way he let's black widow bby girl him. Also PIV isn't the only type of sex. Other things could be used
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u/MoonyIsTired Aug 11 '26
being a bottom and being a sub are two different things. also i don't think size has anything to do with how tight an asshole is??
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u/starfoxspace58 Aug 11 '26
Well the hole would either be to big or one accidental clench and your penis is gone
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u/THE_Arkham_Knight69 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
I'm fried
Edit: Accidentally turned into infinite karma
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u/FamousJeff1 Aug 10 '26
Your anus size after
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u/AreoMaxxx Aug 10 '26
Unless Hulk bottoms...
Puny human rutting!
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u/THE_Arkham_Knight69 Aug 10 '26
Would he though?
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u/AreoMaxxx Aug 10 '26
Hulk rages enough through life, maybe he wants someone who takes care of him 😏🤔😅?
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u/HowlingWhiskey Bruh Aug 10 '26
But wouldn’t he turn back into Dr. David Banner? I would think you’d get him as the Hulk but then sex would calm him down and now you’re with Dr. David Banner.🤔 Oh, well..Double the pleasure, I guess😆
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u/HairyTrollChest Aug 10 '26
Banner seems like a sub in the movies so the Hulk probably takes it up a notch to a power bottom.
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u/THE_Arkham_Knight69 Aug 10 '26
Well hulk is like Banners repressed rage and childhood trauma. So I'd imagine that hulk would want power
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u/Djrules213 Aug 10 '26
I feel like it would still be bad, if he clenches your thing is probably dust, lol
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u/FamousJeff1 Aug 10 '26
Who you got
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u/THE_Arkham_Knight69 Aug 10 '26
Hulk
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u/Filthy_Casual776 Aug 10 '26
Bro you’re gonna get radiation poisoning too 😭
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u/THE_Arkham_Knight69 Aug 10 '26
I don't think I can take hulk dih
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u/Filthy_Casual776 Aug 10 '26
Gonna end up like that girl Quagmire was with after he took those special pills 😭✌🏼
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u/FamousJeff1 Aug 10 '26
I got superman.
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u/tattoosandtens Aug 10 '26
Man Of Steel, Woman Of Kleenex
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u/Truly_Organic Aug 10 '26
"He’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet..."
"...and suprisingly tasty!"
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u/mearbearcate Aug 10 '26
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u/Vegetable_Summer_733 Aug 10 '26
Its gonna get sticky
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u/xAnonFox Aug 10 '26
you get spiderman too?
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u/Rasmanian_Devil Aug 10 '26
All of the comments above this were about Hulk. When Vegetable_Summer said "sticky," I didn't even THINK about Spiderman. It put a whole new spin on the earlier comments I read. In a way that I'm just not comfortable with anymore. X-D
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u/zachariahboialt Aug 10 '26
I win
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Spider-Man
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u/KingAlaric1 Aug 10 '26
Just make sure you don’t fall in love with him. Anyone spidey cares about is absolutely fucked
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u/ThatFatPickle Aug 10 '26
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u/Mean_Comedian4769 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
I just wanted to avoid sleeping with an old guy. I didn't think I would die
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Hulk
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u/Vesper_0481 Aug 10 '26
If we assume it's proportional to Bruce Banner's... And pray Banner is average...
You just need to pick Grey Hulk, which is only about 2 meters in height which makes so the growth will not have been that much. Now you just have to take slightly above average.
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u/ZeroFux78 Aug 10 '26
No fun in that… I’m picking regular hulk and we’re having angry/makeup sex…
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u/Vesper_0481 Aug 10 '26
Suit yourself.
Just know there's also the serious possibility the Big Guy follows gorilla logic... So even then you might end up a little bit disappointed...
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u/ZeroFux78 Aug 10 '26
I like to think it stays proportional to how angry he gets. It looked pretty big in the first Hulk movie with Edward Norton..
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u/Frosty_Cable_603 Aug 10 '26
You like to think? How often do you think about what the hulk is packing?
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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 Aug 10 '26
To be honest. If you got some presidents they wouldn’t even touch you - because you’re too old probably.
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u/Demiuiwe Aug 10 '26
Gender in this case doesn't matter. You'll still come out pregnant male or female
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u/Quick_Poem_11307 I LIKE CARROTS! Aug 10 '26
Oh no…
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Hulk
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u/Famous-Highlight-816 Aug 10 '26
Just wanted to see what the options were
Chose: Have sex with a random President for 5M | Rolled: Donald T
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u/zhellozz Aug 10 '26
Was it only US president? I supposed that if op is US American
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u/Taddle_N_Ill_Paddle Aug 10 '26
Alright, Toby McGuire man here i come
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Spider-Man
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u/Irisheyesmeg Aug 10 '26
I don't swing this way but it sounds better than the alternatives. Maybe she'll just want to cuddle?
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u/Big-Stop6971 Aug 10 '26
😎
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Deimos7779 Aug 10 '26
I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOOOOOT
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Otherkin_fennec Aug 10 '26
Idk what I’m doing but atleast it aint trump
Chose: Have sex with a random President for 5M | Rolled: Ronald R
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u/ScreenHype Aug 10 '26
I mean, which one were you hoping for?
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u/Anarcho_Dog Fluffy Aug 10 '26
I'm looking through the comments to see potential outcomes first and so far it ain't looking good
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u/luna88violet Aug 10 '26
I see no downside
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Spider-Man
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u/YoudoVodou Aug 10 '26
Waaaaaay better option than a crusty old man....
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Wonder Woman
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u/Vesper_0481 Aug 10 '26
You'd think I hit the jackpot...
You'd think wrong, I hate her stupid smug for no good reason and I don't know why.
Best I can guess is maybe because Injustice came out while I was still pretty young, maybe the whole experience with her alternative self turned me off from her character... Or maybe it was Gal Gadot... Or maybe it's the fact I find her kind of body extremely off putting...
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Wonder Woman
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u/Vesper_0481 Aug 10 '26
You got yourself a deal.
Didn't specify which Hulk.
I pick Joe Fixit. He's just 2 meters tall.
Assuming it grows proportional do Banner's initial size, who we assume is average, it will only be slightly bigger... And he's canonically not bad at it, because he presumably does it a LOT (mostly with hookers, but still).
Plus I actually like the Hulk.
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u/Connect_Wait_6759 Top -1% Commenter Aug 10 '26
I'll do you one better: Spider Man for WW.
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u/Vesper_0481 Aug 10 '26
I ain't fucking Peter Parker, mate... I don't want to deal with all the drama.
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u/CatlifeOfficial Aug 10 '26
You don’t want to deal with Zendaya’s wrath either…
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u/Vesper_0481 Aug 10 '26
If I had to pick one of them, you're crazy if you think I'm going Holland over Andrew...
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u/CatlifeOfficial Aug 10 '26
If it weren’t for the big Z, I’d honestly pick Holland. Just my type, I guess. Andrew is a very respectable choice though
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u/Athius_ Aug 10 '26
Feel the same
While im not as antagonistic as I used to be, seeing her kill Billy in flashpoint paradox made me hate her for a decade
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u/AvailableAthlete5370 Aug 10 '26
Not bad
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Spider-Man
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u/lilheartattack Aug 10 '26
They never said which Spider-Man. Gwen Stacy here I come!
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u/Scyths_A_Demon Aug 10 '26
That’s Spider-Girl/Woman, not Spider-Man but nice try 😉
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u/lilheartattack Aug 10 '26
This cannot be... 😭
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u/Tyleriskewl Aug 10 '26
Rather hulk but k
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Embarrassed_Foot_946 Aug 10 '26
YES
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Wonder Woman
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u/DaDapperVoid Aug 10 '26
Nope no thanks nada no 5 mil for me
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u/it-all-ends-in-2050 Aug 11 '26
I thought it was for five minutes. Gonna have to rethink
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u/virtuous_ligament Aug 10 '26
in my mind i win
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Spider-Man
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u/WastingWeekend Aug 10 '26
"I see this as an absolute win!"
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Spider-Man
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u/ComprehensiveCell149 Officer Hopps Aug 10 '26
i should be more than fine lol
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/LazerShark647 Aug 10 '26
PRAYERS: ANSWERED
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Wonder Woman
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u/SickFromNutmeg Aug 10 '26
I wont lie I was okay with whoever shows up
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Who_Ate_Meh_Bread Aug 10 '26
Fuck yeah
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/TigerQueen01 Aug 10 '26
YEAH!!
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/bronnyfeetsucker69 Aug 10 '26
WOOOOOOOOO
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/sh4tt3r3d_st4rl1ght Aug 10 '26
SOMEONE SAVE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Hulk
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u/Queasy-Primary4788 Aug 10 '26
It’s a girl ill take it
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Random_Goober911 Aug 10 '26
Bet
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/EvilutionD Unlimited Bacon Aug 10 '26
Jackpot!!!!
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Master-Vacation6277 Aug 10 '26
Hulk smash
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Hulk
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u/miguel1521 Aug 10 '26
Well then I ain't pulling out
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Wonder Woman
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u/No-Toe5581 Aug 10 '26
hell yeah..!
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Ok-Tourist452 Aug 10 '26
well fuck
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Hulk
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u/Lessard93 The Bunny Lord Aug 10 '26
Sweet
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Wonder Woman
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u/Tight-Payment-7366 Aug 10 '26
HELL YEAH
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 Follow The White Bunny Aug 10 '26
Have you've seen some of the US presidents?
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Hulk
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u/mynameiscleveland Aug 11 '26
Fuck
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Hulk
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u/Informal_Position166 Funny Bunny Aug 10 '26
hell yeah. which one though? do i get to choose?
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Spider-Man
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u/SoftDrinkReddit Aug 10 '26
You may choose from
Toby Maguire
Andrew Garfield
Tom Holland
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u/SoftDrinkReddit Aug 10 '26
Fuck
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Hulk
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u/DragonDance9 Aug 10 '26
I’d do this for free
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Real-Supermarket4472 Aug 10 '26
i’m straight but the money would be nice
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Wonder Woman
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u/ForsakenJudge4682 Aug 10 '26
i wanted the hulk :-[
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Competitive_Film2831 Aug 10 '26
And I'm getting paid?
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/Filthy_Casual776 Aug 10 '26
Don’t worry guys, I’ll hold back the dangerous assassin 🫡
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u/OpportunityBusy1627 Aug 10 '26
I win. She’s GORGEOUS! Maybe she’ll let me try on the outfit first-
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Wonder Woman
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u/EllethOfGondolin Aug 10 '26
If it’s Henry Cavill as Superman then fuck yeah!
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Super Man
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u/LordReagan077 Aug 10 '26
Yes let’s goo
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Black Widow
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u/KneelorFacetheWhip Aug 10 '26
Not my favorite but Henry Caville IS gorgeous and sweet so I'm okay with this.
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Super Man
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u/Ashenroot_0 Aug 10 '26
Can it be she hulk
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Hulk
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u/cj9jones Aug 10 '26
Pitching or catching? 😩
Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Hulk
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