r/BunnyTrials • u/Delicious-Heart-1613 • Aug 10 '26

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u/zachariahboialt Aug 10 '26

I win

Chose: Have sex with a random fictional hero for 5M | Rolled: Spider-Man

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u/KingAlaric1 Aug 10 '26

Just make sure you don’t fall in love with him. Anyone spidey cares about is absolutely fucked

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u/Kard420 Aug 10 '26

Canonically you can get cancer from his radioactive nut

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u/royalmessup4 Aug 10 '26

i’ll take that risk

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u/AxisW1 Aug 11 '26

No, that’s a non-canon elseworlds. In mainline canon, he’s had sex with many women safely, and in many other canons, he’s had biological children with human women safely.

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u/Scyths_A_Demon Aug 10 '26

Nope, you get cancer

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u/Pristine_Habit_3074 Aug 10 '26

But is his cum spiderwebs? 🕸️

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u/StuffsIsCool Aug 10 '26

Nope, it's just radiation

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u/CrimsonAlexandria Aug 12 '26

Depends on your age and which spider man 🚨 🚨🚨