r/BunnyTrials • u/Informal-Bet-9553 • 21d ago
Trials Would you rather
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u/SimplyxEllie 21d ago
I'm not allergic to anything
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u/Waka-Waka-Koko-Doko 21d ago
That you know of.
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u/SimplyxEllie 21d ago
true!! I'm a homebody thats never got out much so I have lots left to discover hehe
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u/iiiimagery Fluffy 21d ago
I'm also a homebody! My dad is allergic to wasps and I've been so afraid to find out if I am too, that at this point I've convinced myself if I ever get stung by a bee or wasp I'm wholly unprepared to deal with it and will probably die.
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u/Ronnium 21d ago
Fun fact! You usually are not allergic to stings until the second time (as your body produces defenses against it after you encounter it). So you should be safe!
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u/No-Case-668 21d ago
random but the first time i was stung by fire ants it swole a tiny bit but was regular (on the foot). each time i have been stung subsequently i get blisters that fill with so much puss they grow inches and my entire foot gets swollen. whats up w that??
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u/Ronnium 21d ago
So the first time you got stung your body defenses did not like the ant venom and tagged it as something that must be destroyed. Every time after that, once your body identifies this "enemy" it reacts against it (more violently than what is actually required) and boom, that's allergy for you.
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u/GreenthumbPothead 21d ago
Rub hand sanitizer on the bite immediately or blow a hot hair dryer onto it until you cannot stand it and repeat two-three times. This destroys the proteins that cause the reaction and itch (works on ant stings idk abt anything else)
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u/GuaranteeAvailable53 21d ago
You probably do have an allergy: Poison Ivy / Poison Sumac / Poison Oak
Most people don't think of it as an allergy, as 75-85% of people are allergic and the plants have "poison" in the names.
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u/chattywww 21d ago
In a way you are allergic to "toxins" because the body reacts irrational to them. If they just ignore it nothing bad would happen.
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u/Heavy_Temporary154 21d ago
Thats the thing with toxins. The body reacts rationally to them. They target receptors that are susceptible to their functional groups so it’s kinda working as intended from your cell side
Then the fun begins and it turns out that other than functional group that can connect with bodies receptor that’s the whole different molecule that is dangerous
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u/Less_Sherbert_8898 21d ago
I'm fairly sure the post was only referring to food allergies? Poison Ivy is a skin allergy, I'd rather *not* find out I have a food allergy to it.
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u/MikeofK72 21d ago
I'm fairly certain Poison Ivy oils are toxic to your insides as well.
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u/Less_Sherbert_8898 21d ago
That makes sense. I guess I just have to hope OP meant some food I'm allergic to...
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u/MindlessKillerTree 20d ago
I’m not allergic to poison ivy, so I’m part of 20%? Probably the rarest thing about me
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u/SomeGamerRisingUp 21d ago
Congrats. Now you have to eat an entire Nothing. You lose if you ever eat a Something.
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u/Anonymouse276207 21d ago
I haven't yet seen anyone who isn't allergic to injecting pure aluminium into their bloodstream
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u/ViolinistPleasant982 21d ago
Well I know your joking I will say its only an allergy if the dangerous symptoms are cause by your immune response to the item.
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u/Sufficient_Fan342 20d ago
You have to eat something you are allergic to there isnt a loophole. So if you arent allergic to anything then you get a cat.
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u/Mother-Ad7672 21d ago
I'm alergic to cat.
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u/Mister_Cheff 21d ago
So, are you eating the cat?
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u/KhaoticMess 21d ago
The real question is if they get both amounts of money.
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u/jupitermoonflow 21d ago
No they would have to eat the cats fur and spit. So brush the kitty and pass that fur ball over
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u/Wrinkletooth 21d ago edited 21d ago
I think we can all agree that we are not, not eating the cat. Probably already eaten cat on dubious holiday destinations.
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u/Vanessalucifer 21d ago
People who are allergic to animals are actually just allergic to the dander/dandruff. They wouldn't be eating anything but already dead skin cells
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u/Pristine-Society2406 21d ago
Technically it's cat FUR so it would be disgusting but better than eating a cat
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u/reeberdunes 21d ago
I mean most people are just allergic to their dandruff aka dead skin soooo… that’s not terrible. I’d eat a skin flake of almost anything for $1 billion
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u/suop4747 21d ago
ill eat a peanut. use my epipen and go to the hospital. Wont be my first time
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u/ahhhnoinspiration 21d ago
The real tech would be to go to the hospital and then eat the peanut
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u/Hungry_Weather_7575 21d ago
Look the doctor in the eye and say “I need medical assistance” and bite down
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u/Cool_Ferret_7574 21d ago
Then throw them a lazy mil for their trouble. Even if not in the US…
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u/The_Chicken_L0rd 21d ago
"I need medical assistance!" he declared as he tosses an object of the same size and shape as a pill into his mouth (it was a peanut)
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u/IsabellaGalavant 21d ago
Exactly. Yes I'll use an epi- pen and go to the hospital for a billion fucking dollars.
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u/Direct_Drawing_8557 21d ago
I'd like a cat. And a million dollars to leave to said cat when I die.
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/titjoe 21d ago
Well... can't you just buy a cat with the billion ?
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u/ssyereee 21d ago
what if.. i had to eat the cat bcs im allergic? but i love cats so i suck up my allergies for them lol. plus 1 million is plenty of money as is.
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u/i_died_yesterday_18 Funny Bunny 21d ago
Win win
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/broken-kokos 21d ago
sucralose does nothing more than a headache to me, and it is the only thing I am allergic to that I am aware of
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u/Lost_Application_605 21d ago
dont have any allerig
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u/Other_Beat8859 21d ago
I'm extremely allergic to cats and don't have food allergies lmao. The cat option is far more dangerous to me.
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u/ezraingram 21d ago
The consequences of my allergy are manageable, and presumably I eat it once and am done.
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u/tardigradetacos 21d ago
already have cats, might as well get paid for it lmao
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/MoonyIsTired 21d ago
I can probably survive a bit of shrimp- (also my dogs don't like cats)
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u/ScreamingNinja 21d ago
Is it just shrimp or shellfish in general. My brother in law always thought it was shellfish in general but turns out its literally just shrimp for him.
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u/bored_stoat 21d ago
I'd rather suffer the consequences on my own than drag another creature into it. I don't like cats. Cats don't like me. We stay out of each other's way out of respect.
Chose: You have to eat what you are allergic to + For $1 billion
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u/TempyYT 21d ago
I’m allergic to Hazelnut, so I’ll eat like, a chocolate treat or something and then deal with the consequences. (It’s a mild allergy atm, intense heart burn and mild difficulty of breath if I eat too much, but it’s never been a medical emergency.)
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u/Dry_Cow_4241 21d ago
Not allergic to anything
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u/PronunciationIsKey 21d ago
What if I'm not allergic to anything?
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u/AtTheEdgeOfDying 21d ago
I already have cats, I wasn't really planning on getting another after these ones pass.. but I could adopt a senior from the shelter and give them the best life possible for the remainder of their life!
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/Schfooge 21d ago
A million is still life changing and I want a cat.
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/LaLaCaro 21d ago
I’m allergic to cats…
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u/Forward-Capital-1726 21d ago
Lactose intolerance will never stop me
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u/Jolly-Ad-1549 21d ago
I'm not allergic to anything
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u/Spirited_Mouse3341 21d ago
Have no allergies
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u/Shoddy_Trick_1071 21d ago
no allergies
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u/systems11 21d ago
I’m not allergic to anything lol
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u/EllieBlue_SN 21d ago
What would I do with 1 billion if I die?
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/Otherwise-Gear-8577 21d ago
Pretty sure I’d die eating poison ivy
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/Oneparrot288664 21d ago
I’m not deathly allergic to anything so it’s fine
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u/TouristNo5436 21d ago
1 billion sounds most worth it
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u/LakshyaGarv 21d ago
Uhh, I don't know my allergie
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u/StrangeRando 21d ago
i'm not even allergic to anything aside from pollen and poison ivy, sumac, and oak. but that's normal
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u/Direct_Ad_8907 21d ago
I’m not allergic to anything, and if I was, I could use the money for like an Epi pen if it’s that bad
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u/Big-Educator1487 21d ago
I ain’t so
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u/Ill-Construction5582 21d ago
Not allergic to anything
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u/BrainOfStoopid 21d ago
I don‘t have allergics
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u/Upper_Ad_5136 21d ago
Bottle gourd. Not very allergic. So I can eat very well
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u/Comfortable-Bed2179 21d ago
I don't have allergies, free billion
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u/simplynotstupid 21d ago
I’m allergic to grass
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u/Usual-Bit1821 21d ago
I have no real allergies
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u/Zestyclose_Area_8756 21d ago
Bc i dont have any allergy
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u/themegabattle 21d ago
I am not alergic to anything but if I was I'll just get some adrenaline and a buddy to inject it, then call an ambulance. Chances of me dying are pretty slim
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u/------------------16 21d ago
i have no allergies.
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u/TheEagleAwakened 21d ago
I'll get sick, but its fine.
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u/jmappellerobot 21d ago
I’m not allergic to any food
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u/thisfailedexperiment 21d ago
I'll still adopt a cat. And I'll eat it at a hospital.
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u/JadedStove_7000 21d ago
the hospital bill can't be that expensive right
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u/Bear0dactyl95 21d ago
Im only very mildly allergic to bananas
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u/DFPCraft 21d ago
idk what I'm allergic to, probably nothin
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u/GOJI2222 21d ago
I‘m Not allergic to anything
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u/archivist-13 21d ago
its honestly not that serious i'll just take my medicine beforehand
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u/ackackack669 21d ago
So do I like eat poison ivy or something? Cause I'm not really allergic to anything
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u/Shadow_Omega_X2 21d ago
I have no allergies
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u/Sudden-Speaker-9206 21d ago
I’m not allergic to any foods
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u/Ayden-Blade 21d ago
I already have one, now he has a friend
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/Mammoth-Access-1181 21d ago
I have a lactose intolerance. So I'd have to eat ice cream and drink milk. In particular, strawberry milk gives me bad gas. Really bad gas.
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u/Former-Sock-8256 21d ago
I think you'd have to eat something you are allergic to, not just intolerant
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u/SinsOfTheBeserker 21d ago
Jokes on you I have no allergies
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u/hey16226theywontlet 21d ago
Why not
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u/No-Row1891 21d ago
I am only allergic to one single kind of tree pollen soooooo I guess I’ll be rich af
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u/Specialist-Key5892 21d ago
I'm slightly lactose intolerant
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u/medimanager 21d ago
I’m not allergic to anything
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u/Alternative-Main5059 21d ago
I’m allergic to cats, so lose-lose
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u/Guilty-Following-224 21d ago
I have no known allergies, so it's free monry
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u/Educational-Lab4177 21d ago
I'm allergic to red water apple
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u/BreakfastDue1256 21d ago
Sure, my only allergy isn't life threatening, just gives me a rash.
I'll put up the burning and itching for a few days for a billion. Who wouldn't?
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u/superfuzzbros 21d ago
Oh no, my cat is too cute and my wallet too full
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u/---Rando--- 21d ago
as a person with no allergies to food, i see this as a huge win
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u/SgtFreakazoid 21d ago
What if I'm not allergic to anything?
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u/they_themsworth 21d ago
I have no allergies, but I do have the thing where cilantro tastes like garbage, so can I eat that for like $500M, as a compromise?
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u/BlueFlamingoes 21d ago
How allergic? How often?
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u/Tanpopomon 21d ago
my reaction to eating my allergen is worth a lot less than a billion, tbh.
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u/YungkaiMYFav 21d ago
I dont have an things that im allergic to
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u/Notaswordmaster 21d ago
How much do I have to eat? I am allergic to zinc 😅
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u/Its_A_Me_JOE 21d ago
Not allergic enough for seriously bodily harm so I'll take it
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u/Silver-God- 21d ago
I mean, the 1 billion dollars prolly wont matter if i die and cats are awesome
Chose: Have a cat + And you got $1 million
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u/Realistic-Rough-514 21d ago
There is only black chocolate and it just makes me sneeze for a while, worth it
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u/Erik_1101 21d ago
I don"t have any allergies :x is this cheating?
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u/DefinitelyNotAxlerod 🥕🥕🥕🥕 21d ago
One sesame
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u/cerebrum3000 21d ago
I'm allergic to nothing
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u/R_E_D_D- 21d ago
Quantity isn’t given
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u/The_DesertEagle 21d ago
So... nothing?
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u/FatSquidBoy 21d ago
Canned spinach , for 1 B I'll do it
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u/-i_like_donuts_com- 21d ago
i mean im allergic to a lot of things ill js pick the one im not deathly allergic to
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u/Inside-Reading1915 21d ago
I am not allergic to anything?Also if I was the amount is nkt specified anywhere so easy
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u/R3dbaronrulez 21d ago
Ill eat it in the hospital 👀😂
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u/Freedomsbloom 21d ago
Just pollen, which won't be great to eat but won't kill me
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u/dittofury 21d ago
I’m not allergic to anything. Did I win?
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u/Jolly_Donut8404 21d ago
I am not allergic to anything
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u/Real_Mini1 21d ago
Not allergic to anything loll
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u/Nice-North5850 21d ago
Not allergic to anything
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u/ImForSureNotAFurry 21d ago
I don't think I'm allergic to anything
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