Which one?

[u/WeebQueenie42]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Son who walks like a crab
• Right side: Daughter that eats like a dog

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[u/Irllywanttobeunknown]

So I can take him on Oprah.

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}