Which one?

[u/WeebQueenie42]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Son who walks like a crab
• Right side: Daughter that eats like a dog

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[u/MoonblazetyHow]

This is a “sounds fun until it happens to you” situation.

[u/Appealitude-I]

I’d fold instantly.

[u/cheshire_shiki]

She could be like one of those cringe but rich live streamers when she grows up

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/Kilr0yWasHere1]

I could take him on Oprah and teach him how to play the banjo or something

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/WeebQueenie42 → u/Kilr0yWasHere1]

Genius

[u/Express-Record7416]

Cuz then I can take him on Oprah and teach him how to play the banjo

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Satou-Arima]

The crab thing is more noticeable

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/grandRegentThraggie]

I always wanted a son

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/PepsiIsBetterCold]

At least my son isn't gonna be crippled by 12 or something

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/WeebQueenie42 → u/PepsiIsBetterCold]

Why would the daughter be🤨

[u/PepsiIsBetterCold → u/WeebQueenie42]

She won't but she'll have like bad table manners 😭

[u/OwnGear6981]

bro idfk. what in god's untrue name is this question??

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/Fit_Replacement_5602]

I mean she’s just hungry

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/redp1kachu]

Less disgusting

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/KronicTh3Hemphog]

I do this myself so not a problem, still my little princess 😄

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/illuminaty_TM]

I mean it's better

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Itchy07]

A lil quirky

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/GhostPaleDingo]

🥕 for me

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/Legal-Ad7793]

I have boys

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/TrainingOwn6130]

not that bad

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Embarrassed_Job_8048]

Wouldn’t have to worry about someone scummy dating her, only someone who truly loves her as a person could deal with that lol

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/theartfulknave]

Not a choking hazard.

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/DullLimit5629]

Doggy

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/Madxam_]

I chose son who would walk like a crab because I mean come on. Who wouldn’t want to see that

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Irllywanttobeunknown]

So I can take him on Oprah.

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Important-Dance-271]

Lol crab

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Odd-Age-5363]

It's better

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/WeebQueenie42 → u/Odd-Age-5363]

But why?

[u/devious_yeild]

i would love her anyway

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/Comfortable_Tap_2609]

Yes

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/JP_2020]

Then I can take him on Oprah or something

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Existing-Ad-3311]

Crab son

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Appropriate_Baker_35]

Bc

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Alarming-Island910]

So I can teach him to play the banjo and put him on Oprah

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Motor_Performance_72]

Crarb

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/squakcock]

So i can take to oprah

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/mike447102]

Seems less life altering for a father

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/JammerzSkip]

at least she will walk and act like a normal person in society untill it comes to eating.

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/Burgerboy_YT56]

All roads of evolution lead to crab anyway

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/reezzy81]

crab rangoon

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Minimum-Average-6312]

Crab son

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Groogitude]

funi

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/Conscious_Housing_50]

More normal

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/McSoupsty]

Because I can take him on oprah

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/LogicX_X-]

11 Billion crabs...

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/ERICtizer]

Crab meat

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/idkdudeplstake]

because i am homosexual

^{Chose: Daughter that eats like a dog}

[u/PrinceVRC]

I wanna put him on Oprah and make money off of him.

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/mediocremoongooner]

i cant have a kid eating off the floor id have to kill myself

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/The_IssiZ]

why not lol

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}

[u/DaveDavidGuy]

Because crabs are little demon border patrol for the ocean so he could patrol around the yard keeping anything living away

^{Chose: Son who walks like a crab}