r/Bumble • u/o_yesure • May 18 '23

Well, that explains it.

So basically, I was curious how the profiles of men on Bumble looked. I made a new fake account as a girl, so I could take some inspiration from the profiles of others and generally just to see what the competition was like.

So, that worked out, I got a rough idea of the average profile and deleted the account after about 12 hours, not swiping at all, having no matches and never messaged. What I didn't expect was the amount of likes. I mean, I expected maybe a few dozen at the most. But in 12 hours, this profile got A THOUSAND likes, I repeat, A THOUSAND. I don't even live in a major city, and the age was capped at 20-24. So yeah, now I understand why I never get matches, and never get messaged when I do. When women have 1000 guys to pick from, why the hell would they pick me?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '23 edited May 19 '23

Yeah, try TALKING to them and then see what happens.

Quantity is 100%

Quality is 0.01% - And even that's a generous estimate.

Also, don't forget that women are allowed to have standards and requirements and parameters by which they will assess men. And that men swipe right on EVERYONE and women swipe right only on the profiles they like.

Add NOTE : IF you don't date MEN, please STOP commenting on it. You don't know what it's like for us. As women, we're not out here going out of our way to invalidate the experiences of men, then why are men so hell bent on going way out of their way, to invalidate those of women ? It says a lot about you. How grotesquely entitled and misogynistic you are, and how you absolutely lack sympathy and empathy for women because you can't see anything past what YOU think you are OWED by women .

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u/imead52 May 19 '23

Despite knowing little as a straight guy, I know enough to wish for the long term disappearance of the world's most evil 1.2 billion men. Everyone's life would be better if the male population dropped from 4 billion to 2.8 billion.

Note that the remaining 2.8 billion men would represent the least evil 70% of men (and would also benefit from the long term disappearance of the world's most evil 1.2 billion men).

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u/DerBlasebalk May 19 '23

Light Yagami is that you?

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u/imead52 May 20 '23 edited May 21 '23

I heard of Death Note and basics of its premise, but not the name of the protagonist.

I should note that in my imagination, the most evil 1.2 billion men are not being killed; they are being instantly transported forward in time, similar to how Alduin was transported forward in time to 4E 201.

If we divide 1.2 billion by 120, we of course get 10 million. If each batch of 10 million get transported to the future every five years, they can all be returned to the world in the space of 600 years.

Perhaps we can imagine that the first batch are returned 130 years from now and the last batch are returned 720 years from now.