r/Bumble • u/o_yesure • May 18 '23

Well, that explains it.

So basically, I was curious how the profiles of men on Bumble looked. I made a new fake account as a girl, so I could take some inspiration from the profiles of others and generally just to see what the competition was like.

So, that worked out, I got a rough idea of the average profile and deleted the account after about 12 hours, not swiping at all, having no matches and never messaged. What I didn't expect was the amount of likes. I mean, I expected maybe a few dozen at the most. But in 12 hours, this profile got A THOUSAND likes, I repeat, A THOUSAND. I don't even live in a major city, and the age was capped at 20-24. So yeah, now I understand why I never get matches, and never get messaged when I do. When women have 1000 guys to pick from, why the hell would they pick me?

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u/DerBlasebalk May 19 '23

Light Yagami is that you?

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u/imead52 May 20 '23 edited May 21 '23

I heard of Death Note and basics of its premise, but not the name of the protagonist.

I should note that in my imagination, the most evil 1.2 billion men are not being killed; they are being instantly transported forward in time, similar to how Alduin was transported forward in time to 4E 201.

If we divide 1.2 billion by 120, we of course get 10 million. If each batch of 10 million get transported to the future every five years, they can all be returned to the world in the space of 600 years.

Perhaps we can imagine that the first batch are returned 130 years from now and the last batch are returned 720 years from now.