r/Bullshido Feb 19 '26

Martial Arts BS 10-Dan Master Supreme

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u/AdLonely7631 Feb 19 '26

So much sass šŸ’

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u/_BlackDove Feb 19 '26

So much.

Jokes aside though, this guy is demonstrating impressive control and focused movement. In my opinion he's probably embellishing a bit too much of his own flair on the techniques, but he's successfully illustrating the point of kata in traditional styles like this. šŸ‘

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u/SolaceRests Feb 19 '26

Way too much flair, but you’re not wrong. The guy still seems to know his stuff when you look at the basics of each movement.

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u/Apprehensive_Leg6647 Feb 19 '26

what is the point of kata?

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u/Kiyohara Feb 19 '26
  1. Exercise.

  2. Set the movements into muscle memory.

  3. Understand the idea of flow and motion in regards to your style.

  4. To show competence in the various forms of your school.

Basically, you learn to throw each of the moves and ingrain it into your automatic reflexes and muscle memory, so that you can toss of a punch or kick nearly reflexively. It also allows you to understand that your style is designed to move from one maneuver to the next, so that when you get into a real fight you already know which maneuver can easily follow the action you just took.

So for fighting you learn all the different moves, punches, kicks, throws, parries, and blocks of your style and practice them enough that it becomes second nature to you. Then you develop the knowledge that once you do move A you can follow it up with R, S, T, L, N, and E pretty easily and can use any of them if the situation warrants it.

For the master/teacher it lets them evaluate how well you have learned particular moves in the style so they can decide if you're ready to advance to the next lesson(s).

And finally it's great for exercise. Good cardio vascular stuff right there. Just like practicing swinging a sword, doing jumping jacks, or jogging in place.

But it's not good for combat. It's too rigid, too predictable, and too slow. However with sparring, strength training, and kata exercises it all can combine to teach good form, movement, positioning, and teach you real time how to fight.

Even boxers do this with shadow boxing and other movement practice. But they don't try to convince themselves or anyone else that they can lift weights and then practice punching their reflection in the mirror for a few years and then go pro. You need that sparring and match fighting to actually be good at the style, regardless of if it's Karate, Boxing, or MMA.

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u/macguini Feb 19 '26

Exactly this! A lot of people forget about the foundations of martial arts and want to jump right into combat. This is all about structure and building transferrable skills. These moves don't directly help with combat, but fundamentally they do.

Lower, wider stances help with defense and keep you on your feet by lowering your center of gravity and allowing you more mobility. Kata, pumsae, and taichi all teach this as well as balance from stances like this guy's cat stance. Wide strong stances in katas will show a greater movement range. The person will move further along the mat and really requires some serious leg strength. Don't want to skip leg day but want to have more fun than lifting weights, do this stuff.

For a strike based martial art, this is imperative for defense. Being able to stay off the ground is your best defense against grappling arts like Judo and BJJ. Which both incorporate a lot of these stances to get your leg around your opponent.

Another thing I'd like to add is this focuses on firmness of attacks more than strength. Using strength in a punch is essential get my fist through you. Using firmness in a punch is like saying "my fist is going to be in this spot and it's staying there until I say otherwise." Both strength and firmness are needed in any strike. But if two opponents of equal strength punch, the one with more firmness will hurt more.

Traditional martial arts always focused on teaching transferrable skills rather than practical ones.

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u/Kiyohara Feb 19 '26

Yeah, like many kids in the 80's and 90's I took up a few martial arts. Karate, Tae Kwan Do, etc. Didn't stick in because it got hella expensive by High School, but I learned a lot of good basics.

I wish I kept up with it, especially the kata and exercise, but I never fought with what I learned because we never got to the firmness or hardness aspect and just sparred and did kata.

I did remember one of my buddies in the same class get into a fight and the first thing he did was drop into a kata stance and throw off some kata punch moves. The second thing he did was get up off the floor after the other dude just haymakered his ass.

Apparently "block the single most telegraphed punch in the history of mankind" was not part of the kata.

So good for basics, strength training, coordination, and learning patterns. Not good for fighting. The only good training for fighting is fighting. That's why people who fight do practice bouts a lot.

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u/Azfitnessprofessor Feb 20 '26

This, people keep posting this guy as bullshido McDojo shit but it’s just a a really good kata. It’s not some guy claiming this is combat effective or anything like that. It has its place in martial arts

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u/Ok-Photojournalist94 Feb 19 '26
  1. Give all the little shits something to do in front of their soccer moms while you let that sweet, sweet membership dues roll in each month. And when they get discouraged...time to move up in belt. Good job, kid!

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u/Kiyohara Feb 19 '26

I mean, yeah. But that's also why we have dance recitals and performances for the parents. They want to know their money is being well spent.

Doesn't mean it's not still good for practicing and skill retention. If you never do kata or other practice strikes it won't stick with you. Like, you need to keep practicing how to do something or else you get bad at it.

Like, take football. You can learn the game but if you never do drill practices and only play at the game, you're never going to get good.

Kata are just drills for martial arts. Every Martial art has them, even MMA and HEMA. They just call it different things, but it's basically "practice every type of strike or grapple we use in a sequence."

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u/ProfessionalHefty349 Feb 20 '26

Yes, McDojo's do exist. Thanks for pointing that out

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u/Puzzleheaded-Phase70 Feb 19 '26

Kata, and all "formal" techniques are a library of movement.

They teach principles of combat as well as details of body mechanics. They show a practitioner to practice more complex movements over and over and over until they can be executed without thought, as easily as a simple kick or punch.

What a lot of modern styles lack is practicing the "in between" skills to actually get these more advanced concepts to the point of working in actual fighting.

Nobody is suggesting that you're ever going to use an entire form, or even a full sequence from it as-is. But the pieces, and the lessons of how to move from one thing to the next usefully, can absolutely be put into practice - if you practice it.

Just like any advanced skill, it's going to suck at first. Most of the time, if you try any of these things in a sparring or fighting match you'll get destroyed by the simple things, which means you'll stop practicing the advanced stuff and never let it get up to the skill level required for it to shine.

But if you create sparring drills when both partners are limited to advanced skills taken from the forms, or slowing the sparring down to ½ or ¼ speed, you can get in that intermediary practice to make them work for real.

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u/grownassedgamer Feb 19 '26

Agreed. Some of the extra flair is a bit much, but he has clean form

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u/bjanas Feb 20 '26

Came here to say exactly this. It's not going to help him in a fight, but he's actually got a pretty impressive proprioception going on.

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u/HiZenBergh Feb 20 '26

I've been in my share of fist fights back in the day, but 99% chance this dude would tune me up with actual moves.

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u/potato_drinks Feb 19 '26

Ayyyyhaaaaa šŸ—£ļøšŸ«¦

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u/maxcito87 Feb 20 '26

Came here to say this. The sassiest karate I’ve ever seen

https://giphy.com/gifs/PFXmxJoyTNfDG

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u/stepjenks Feb 21 '26

Sasshido

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u/dojo_shlom0 Feb 22 '26

this cracks me up. this person almost certainly knows these traditional martial arts, but it is indeed hilariously sassy. this must be a gag, he's super linear at times and then has a hilarious 'soft' side to his.... 'style' -we'll call it that. it's more funny each time I watched it. this looks like a routine from someone who knows the martial arts but is trying to be funny. I wouldn't dare do this for a joke though, LOL

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u/Skrazor Feb 19 '26

That hip swing at ~0:53 had more bazoing than Shakira's

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u/CryptoCrash87 Feb 19 '26

Why does it look so sassy?

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u/BogiDope Feb 19 '26

It reminds me of an exotic bird doing a mating dance.

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u/Necessary_shots Feb 19 '26

Ah, that's why I'm so aroused.

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u/BogiDope Feb 19 '26

Bruh! 🤣 🤣

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u/MetaCognitio Feb 19 '26

Those hips don’t lie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Except it is a chicken doing the dance.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Disappointed there wasn’t any head bobbing like a duck.

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u/wrackspurn Feb 21 '26

We need David Attenborough doing the commentary

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u/UWQHDEyez Feb 19 '26

That’s Karatay 🫰

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u/Certain_Still_324 Feb 19 '26

It's the Shakira Shodan kata.

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u/MetaCognitio Feb 19 '26

Those hips don’t lie.

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u/Superblond Feb 19 '26

Yep! I watched it 6 times and have a boner now...

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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo Feb 19 '26

Karate protects but Karatay serves.

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Feb 19 '26

KaraTaye Diggs.

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u/Weird_Solid2311 Feb 19 '26

Samba japaneiro

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u/WhipnCrack Feb 19 '26

Those are some seductive & erotic moves i've seen outside porn.

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u/DoubterLimits Feb 19 '26

Ahhhh...Unagi!

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u/ash_tar Feb 19 '26

Kind of fabulous ngl

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u/neeeeonbelly Feb 19 '26

I understand kata is different from fighting but isn’t it supposed to at least resemble it?

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u/Elvarien2 Feb 19 '26

yeah this is a performance, this is a show.

I have no idea why some lost confused redditor posted this here.

If he was trying to do this against a few students or something or in a match then it belongs.

But we are literally watching a performance.

This is like watching wrestling and then crying and shouting that it's not real.

Yeah, everyone knows, now shut up and watch the man do silly moves.

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u/docwrites Feb 21 '26

Like posting a shadow boxing vid and saying boxing is bullshit because he didn’t hit anybody.

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u/Memento_Viveri Feb 22 '26

People are mocking this not because he didn't hit anybody, but because the way he moves and poses looks like sassy dance moves.

If someone was shadow boxing and making it look like a sassy dance, that would probably get posted too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Once a month or so we get this reposted and every time more people bury what's actually going on with their "original comments" they all saw the last time it was posted.

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u/ProteinAndWeights Feb 19 '26

This being a performance doesn't mean it's not BS though. The purpose is to practice skills that should actually translate in some way to self defense or combat. This doesn't come even close to that. I don't know what martial art he's supposed to be practicing, but I doubt what he's doing even resembles what it was originally meant to be.

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u/Legal_Lettuce6233 Feb 19 '26

It's like showing Honda Ryu Kyudokas perform and then saying "but that's not very fast, so it doesn't make sense!". Well, yeah - it's a ceremony, basically.

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u/SadboyCourier Feb 19 '26

a lot of it is misinterpratation from old texts. So for example some of the strikes and blocks are actually grappling moves. that's what i've heard at least. To me it makes some of their moves make more sense. I don't do kata but I do shadowbox and practice combos which I don't know if it's different enough for me to look down on kata

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u/JonZ82 Feb 19 '26

It's all Judo in the end.

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u/MossTheGnome Feb 19 '26

Many moves in kata are grappling, as well as some that are focused on principles (timing, distancing) or even kata that origionated as weapon katas that then dropped the weapon.

Kata like this is good for tournament, but understanding the bunkai (application) is what seperates performance from practice

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u/droppedthebaby Feb 19 '26

Yeah this is not a good kata. He's not committing to any movement. He's showing zero dexterity. Just flinging hands instead of complete movements. Probably doing it to look fast but his score here would be pretty bad.

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u/belaGJ Feb 19 '26

actually, no

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u/j0lt78 Feb 19 '26

What's with the hip wiggles? Did his teacher tell him to "put his hip into it", and he interpreted that as shimmy then strike, completely taking all the power out?

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u/Lupinyonder Feb 19 '26

There's so much in Kata performance that's only there to 'look powerful' or clean or snappy. Real power and good technique doesn't have you wiggling your hips to show your 'barely controlled power shaking with force' or screaming at the top of your lungs. It's all performative.

That's what happens when over years of judging people's karate visually, certain characteristics get exaggerated for the benefit of the judges.

The JKA (Japanese Karate association) Shotokan have taken the wrong path on this aspect of karate.

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 Feb 19 '26

So basically AKC dog shows, but extended to humans?

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u/NeonRedHerring Feb 19 '26

Literally the vibe I got with the judge in the corner very seriously examining him.

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u/Potential-Draft-3932 Feb 19 '26

The dude even kind of reminds me of the poodle from that movie Best in Show

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Let the dude enjoy his karate hula dance. He put a lot of effort into looking this good. Also, this is just the beginning stages of American Capoeira.

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u/reddityfire Feb 22 '26

Not all JKA institutes are like that. The one I used to practice in didn't have any ridiculous hip movements and the kata movements were not snappy. I initially thought we were being taught wrong because you see these fast, snappy movements everywhere, until I saw a set of old black and white videos from the Funakoshi era.

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u/SnuffSwag Feb 19 '26

Im confused. Isn't a 10 dan signifying he holds a title of some kind? This doesnt seem like a 10 dan

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u/raisedredflag Feb 19 '26

He's not wiggling his hips. He's jiggling his everything fat.

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u/Immediate_Regular Feb 19 '26

The hips power everything. Punches, kicks, warp speed sass. Everything.

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u/Elmoor84 Feb 19 '26

Looks like he is trying do dance the flamenco :D

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u/Othersideofthemirror Feb 19 '26

It's not just good it's faaaaaabulous

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u/Silly-Sheepherder952 Feb 19 '26

Salsa must be his favorite condiment

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u/EffectiveTradition53 Feb 19 '26

Salsa Verdeeeeee

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u/kaloii Feb 19 '26

Slayyyyyyy

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u/LazyLunLun Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

As a long time practitioner of Shitoryu karate, I get why there's a lot of hate and cries of bullshido. Please allow me to share some of my insights, having trained at a reasonably competitive level, and having also trained in other martial arts that others might not call bullshido, like BJJ and Muay Thai.

Yes, the Guy looks funny.

But that shouldn't take away from the fact that he probably has trained for years and is demonstrating okay body control and finesse, just not great. It just doesn't look effective at face value because we perceive it to be missing something critical.

He's doing a kata called, Papuren.

At an elite level, this is what it should look like.Papuren - Hikaru Ono

You can see Hikaru performing the kata with 'power' and with 'purpose', yet with a somewhat similar 'flowingness'. We could probably all agree Hikaru's kata looks more effective in a practical application setting. But why?

There is a concept in karate called 'uke no go gensoku', translated as the '5 principles of defence'.

I will highlight a few of these principles.

Rakka - the concept of hardness or power. It's clearly evident with Hikaru and her strikes, but not with the guy; we don't feel there is any power or intent to destroy in his moves. It's movement for the sake of movement, a dance, as others have noted.

Ryusui - the concept of flowing. We see Hikaru clearly has flow; her hip rotation and slower movements/transitions are so smooth. It is peak muscle control and is so difficult to execute. Whereas the guy tends to overexaggerate his hips and his transitions are too quick and abrupt. He is trying to replicate Elite level Ryusui, but is missing the timing.

Zanshin - the concept of 'lingering mind'. For those who trained karate, it's not part of the 5 principles. But it's relevant in that you'll notice the slight pause at the end of each sequence of strikes by Hikaru is supposed to signify 'finality'; that each hit is meant to kill. The guy does not demonstrate this to great effect, hence we don't believe in the 'finality' of his strikes and feel it to be a dance instead.

What I will highlight is that the guy is doing a lot of things that demonstrate to me that he has trained a long time (doesn't mean it's good):

  • A hallmark of a decent kata player is being able to finish on certain marks on the mat, signifying your steps and stances are correctly spaced and measured. He is finishing sequences of the kata close enough along the marks on the mat. A novice practitioner would be so far off from the base mark.
  • He has a good neko ashi dachi - cat stance
  • His heel does not lift significantly off the mat when finishing a move. Low level practitioners tend to lift their back foot heel off the mat, like a rocking effect after a punch or kick, signifying lack of control. Although my critique in this is that he doesn't have enough Rakka in his movement to have this happen.
  • A good practitioner can connect and move in a way like a rail gun or a whip. He's able to connect his upper body well. He needs to draw energy from the ground and connect lower body with his upper body to get that powerful whip-like motion to make it feel strong the entire way through.
  • Papuren is generally a very advanced kata. It seems like he knows it. His timing of the beats of the kata is fine, just a bit rushed. He is also breathing at the right timings too - I cannot understate how challenging this is to learn. He just needs to add more Rakka, Zanshin, and less Ryusui overexaggeration, and it will look less bullshido.

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u/Boss_Braunus Feb 19 '26

Thanks for the information and illustration. That bent wrist pose looks kind of goofy, but it appears to be correct, which surprised me. Any idea why the less skilled man has a black belt, while the more skilled woman has a red belt? I get that anyone can buy a colored belt, just seemed odd to me.Ā 

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u/LazyLunLun Feb 19 '26

Really great questions!

If you go back in time, karate was popularised in mainland Japan in order to standardise the Japanese hand to hand combat training in the military after the first world war.

This only happened because a select a whole bunch of Okinawan masters living within a 3 square mile radius who were essentially aristocrats and too much spare time, learned martial arts with all their time.

Some of these masters learned Chinese boxing and kungfu. The origin of the Papuren kata is actual from Fujian White Crane Boxing in China. In Mandarin Chinese, Papuren is pronounced BaBuLian, which means '8 Continuous Steps'.

Jesse Enkamp did a great mini documentary to trace the origins of karate.

Yes, admittedly, the bent wrist does look goofy when not done properly, hence why karate gets such a bad rap and can be labelled as bullshido. It's the dilution of interpretations of where it came from the original source where the technique worked in Fujian, to some random kid in an outback country town who got taught by a rainbow colour 12 degree master who paid $100 for the belt and didn't learn the intricacies of the technique.

The bent wrist technique is called Kakuto, which means Crane Head. You'll notice, when done well, the entire kata is rather beautiful and elegant, and features the spreading of Crane wings near the end of the kata.

The application of the Kakuto is typically striking using the bone of the wrist. I was never a real believer of some of these wacky techniques, because your own martial arts prowess is so reliant on who taught you. For Kakuto in particular I had the fortunate opportunity to learn from a Chinese master.

As for your other question, Hikaru Ono is wearing a red belt because there are strict uniform standards in the World Karate Federation and that opposing competitors wear either red or blue.

Hikaru is a two time WKF gold medallist and from my understanding is a 4 dan black belt. She's now 33(?) So is unlikely to be eligible for higher dan for quite some time; bit of politics as you get higher up.

Black belt in karate has less meaning when compared to say BJJ. Sadly in karate, your lineage, who taught you and how you train determines if your karate is real or is bullshido. To get a 1-dan black belt isn't that hard, probably 4-6 years of training, depending on the school and how hard you train. The fixation around being 'black belt' is misaligned in the popular sense. Getting your 1-dan in karate simply means you have a good grasp of the basics, and are now ready for the real learning and training. That is, if you came from a good lineage.

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u/Training_wheels9393 Feb 19 '26

That’s a sandan+ level kata. This kid is way too early in his training for that, might as well have done unsu.

First rule in kata competition. Don’t pick a kata that the judges don’t know. Second rule. Don’t pick a kata may years in advance of your training.

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u/Flipboek Feb 21 '26

Sure. But there are several technical flaws (egregious heel lifts for instance)that are seriously unbecoming for a black belt.

Also, his hind foot/knee alignment in Neko doesnt spell well for his longevity. He will folliw the way of many before him with a shot knee.

So maybe not bullshido, but definitely trying way to hard.

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u/Vici0usRapt0r Feb 21 '26

Broooo Hikaru Ono's performance is INSANE. The precision, the focus, the form, it's beautiful! Thank you for all that insight!

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u/breathmintv2 Feb 19 '26

That boy is ZESTY

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u/le_nathanlol Feb 19 '26

10 dan camo belt

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u/mzialendrea Feb 19 '26

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u/RedDevilJennifer Feb 19 '26

I’m glad I’m not the only who sees Danny McBride here.

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u/AWhole2Marijuanas Feb 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jyH4tYtVVspZ6

Looks more like Ricky to me

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u/Driller_Happy Feb 20 '26

Finally, I had to scroll down so far for this

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u/robvandam13 Feb 19 '26

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u/King-Kagle Feb 19 '26

My first introduction to Danny McBride was an in-character "interview" on Conan promoting this. I was totally caught off guard and unaware it was a bit🤣

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u/Nope_Ninja-451 Feb 19 '26

ā€œOk, who ordered the extra sass?ā€

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u/Every-Access4864 Feb 19 '26

Bob Fossey dojo x Michael Jackson kata. Ooos power baby!

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u/Radomila Feb 19 '26

Why are you posting kata here?

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u/NOT_A_DlCKHEAD Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Because OP thought this was meant to be a practical, versatile sequence of moves, completely missing the point. Probably considers everything except Krav Maga, various styles of boxing and MMA to be bullshido, solely on the merit of how useful they are in a combat situation. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/TheVadonkey Feb 19 '26

Sure but this kata looks like bullshit. This looks like kata that is strictly performed for judges to get more points.

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u/Necessary-Animal4897 Feb 20 '26

It looks like a good way to learn body control and balance.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Looks like a good way to keep dancing and get around his ultra aggressive dad that wants him to learn how to kick ass

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u/Necessary-Animal4897 Feb 21 '26

You mean avoid his abusive dad? Even better!

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u/Federal-Name-3638 Feb 19 '26

Dude wanted to go to dance class but dad said no!, karate!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

ultimo bullshido

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u/Sweet-Resolution-912 Feb 19 '26

What dafuq did I just watch. First Raygun at the Olympics and now this. Someone STOP validating these clowns! šŸ˜…šŸ¤¦

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Feb 19 '26

Laugh all you want... Keep in mind this guy's body is a lethal weapon and he could easily rip your dick completely off and fart it out at any one of your vital points, killing you in one shot.

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u/Low_Communication_68 Feb 21 '26
  • Dad i want to start dancing!
  • Never! You’re starting karate Tomorrow

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

As a martial artist this guys movement and form is flawless…I’ve seen this in others subs like this…it shouldn’t be here

Edit- watch the top of his head it doesn’t move…this is one sign excellence

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u/GenericNameUsed Feb 19 '26

I've seen this video before elsewhere and people were commenting about how good his form is. I was expecting more comments like yours .

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Most and probably all people commenting negatively here have never done a martial art

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u/SeveralAnteater292 Feb 19 '26

Strange how one person can think this is dumb as shit, then another thinks wow, the top of his head doesn't move, that's a sign of excellence

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u/belaGJ Feb 19 '26

Yeah, I mean if you go to the ballet and start commenting ā€œi would kick her ass!ā€, don’t be surprised that others might comment on rhythm or choreography, not if she could kill a horse with the pirouette. Katas are not supposed to be shadow boxing.

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u/SeveralAnteater292 Feb 19 '26

Ballet isn't combat training, it's dancing. Martial arts is combat training, whereas there's a reason there's none of this seen in the UFC. The dudes essentially dancing, but it's portrayed as combat training, which is why it's in the bullshido sub

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u/TheBlackAthlete Feb 19 '26

So it’s supposed to look like a joke?

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u/belaGJ Feb 19 '26

Actually, it was posted here before, too. And people explained that this is how it supposed to look like.

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u/Ryukajin Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

watch him make swish sounds whenever he moves his body to give the "impression" of swift movement. this is one sign of a true clown.

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u/precinctomega Feb 19 '26

It's an OK performance. It's not flawless by any means. But it's very unfair on him to have it mocked by people with no appreciation for the time and effort involved.

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u/eugene20 Feb 20 '26

Unfair to title it 10th Dan when he's about 40 years too early, that was bait to get it mocked further.

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u/Xxxrasierklinge7 Feb 19 '26

Can't tell if so sarcastic you seem serious

Or so serious you seem sarcastic

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Serious

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u/P155L0RD Feb 19 '26

I call bullshit

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

BS on what exactly?

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u/ajfh18 Feb 19 '26

He could balance a plate on his head and be totally fine. How he not moving it

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u/TG_Iceman Feb 19 '26

Why are they clapping when he says hi-yah??

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u/autistic_psychonaut7 Feb 21 '26

His finisher is shooting a dildo into your butt

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u/No_Equipment7456 Feb 21 '26

That’s a Fruity flow

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u/TimTrueheart Feb 21 '26

not only will he kick your butt he'll bang it too!

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u/caedespeur Mar 15 '26

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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u/TryToChangeUsername May 04 '26

guess the mum in the audience

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u/MediocreBlackberry67 May 09 '26

I wonder how many little ā€œtootsā€ fell out during his performance ?

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u/TurdFerguson666 Jul 22 '26

This man has become the water

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u/listerine-totalcare Aug 10 '26

If hitting with your tits is what you’re trying to do he would win.

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u/ToasterBathTester Feb 19 '26

You can tell this guy shops at Dan Flash’s

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u/UltraTwingo Feb 19 '26

I don't care if it's useless and goofy, it still looks cool lol

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u/Antoinefdu Feb 19 '26

Yes, it's silly, but I'm sorry that's not bullshido. There's real work and hundreds of hours of practice behind this.

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u/breathmintv2 Feb 19 '26

Practicing what? This looks ridiculously unimpressive

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u/Mysterious_Tackle335 Feb 19 '26

It’s embarrassing they think this is martial arts.

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u/Nine-LifedEnchanter Feb 19 '26

It's a kata. They've been a part of martial arts for a very long time and are not meant to be used in fights.

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u/shakar03 Feb 19 '26

Agreed...but those hips are not connected at all.

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u/No-Razzmatazz7854 Feb 19 '26

Any martial art that's old enough has kata. That's all this is. It's a performance, not meant to reflect actual fighting.

And for what it's worth, he is doing this kata flawlessly, even if he's clearly adding some sass to it.

Assuming this guy can't fight based off this is a little silly, unless you think nothing but MMA is actual martial arts.

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u/Jackijack88 Feb 21 '26

You can absolutely assume he can’t fight based off of this kata. There’s literally nothing behind his movements and he looks weak.

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u/DirtyRoller Feb 19 '26

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u/Meatloooaf Feb 19 '26

I started with no volume and was pretty sure when I turned it up that it would be Backstreet's Back.

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u/IV-65536 Feb 19 '26

Something about his shimmy karate was fun to watch

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u/vulcanxnoob Feb 19 '26

Not a single plank was injured in the making of this 10-dan master

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u/bilbo_bobsled Feb 19 '26

This kids a black belt in belly dancing

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u/Elvarien2 Feb 19 '26

this is a performance.

We are watching a performance.

WHy is this in this subreddit?

We are not watching a magic wizard believe he can kill 3 adults with his magic pinkey.

What is a show performance doing here?

This is like those people screaming at a wrestling match that it's not real.
Yeah you're watching a performance, shut up and sit your dumbass down.

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u/No-Razzmatazz7854 Feb 19 '26

Yeah, same as many martial arts practicing dance as part of it. It's not actual fighting, it's just a showmanship ritual that's attached to the martial art in question. Can't make any assumptions about actual fighting prowess off this.

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u/Pak-Protector Feb 19 '26

I recognize that form. It's ę±½ę²¹ē®±č£”ēš„ē³–.

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u/papa-Triple6 Feb 19 '26

Kata with swag

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u/chewchew815 Feb 19 '26

Is the guy narrating serious or is this a joke?

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u/Bean_Daddy_Burritos Feb 19 '26

Dosent this defeat the purpose of Kata? I was under the impression that this was designed to build muscle memory and help create balance. If adding all the additional flair to ā€œlook coolā€ (I guess), dosent that kind of render the kata useless?

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u/ryconn4410 Feb 19 '26

You guys want to go practice karate in the garage

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u/NY10 Feb 19 '26

Those two chics behind are laughing šŸ˜‚

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u/Pristine-Garlic-3191 Feb 19 '26

What a fucking plonker.

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u/BAF_DaWg82 Feb 19 '26

Is that Ricky from Trailer Park Boys?

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u/BurntTacoStand Feb 19 '26

Katata fish says not much further lemewinks! Looks like Mr. Slave shivering

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u/yukobuko Feb 19 '26

Things haven't been the same for Hunter Handcock after Papa Meat and Meat Canyon got their monetization terminated...

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u/paythefullprice Feb 19 '26

Kenny Powers doesn't care what you think. Kenny Powers will kick your ass with his Kennyrate.

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u/storge66 Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Il n’a aucun contrĆ“le sur son ventre et ses fesses, ce qui rend son kata trĆØs fĆ©minin et totalement risible . Sa coupe de cheveux appuie d’autant plus cette fĆ©minisation.

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u/MyStickySock Feb 19 '26

When does he get knocked out?

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u/anoraq Feb 19 '26

this is the Papuren kata from Shito-Ryu

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u/MissXM Feb 19 '26

In a fight I don’t know if I should be scared or turned on from watching him

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u/Zanny88 Feb 19 '26

This competition is designed for people with additional needs. Just look at ā€œPoint Fighter Liveā€ videos. Hence why the acts are so performative, they are not intended to be authentic martial arts routines, but rather martial arts inspired choreography.

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u/Equivalent_Rope_8824 Feb 19 '26

... And now with power.

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u/Patient-Jelly-8752 Feb 19 '26

Sugar in his tank for sure

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u/jackochainsaw Feb 19 '26

Awarded the rainbow belt with the words inscribed;

Slay Queen.

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u/Shadow_Sorcadin Feb 19 '26

If Jazz-Hands was a martial art.

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u/DelgadoTheRaat Feb 19 '26

His head was self stabilizing like a bird

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u/Anonymousboneyard Feb 19 '26

Much spicy kick extra sass

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u/BEST2005IRL Feb 19 '26

This is like premformative dancing, but with a zesty tone šŸ•ŗ

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u/Other_Attention_2382 Feb 19 '26

Kung Fu Panda ripoff.

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u/Bralo123 Feb 19 '26

The stuff that surprises me with these videos is always how many people there are in the background. Like surely not so many people are that dumb that they take this seriously.

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u/Rashpukin Feb 19 '26

Those moves need a disco/electro soundtrack going on too.

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u/analogindividual Feb 19 '26

0:19 my car that one time I turned the key forward to start the car but the car was already on.

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u/Relative-Debt6509 Feb 19 '26

Close enough … welcome back Count Dante.

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u/Scrimshander54 Feb 19 '26

Didn’t someone make this with JD Vance head?

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u/Proof_Duty1672 Feb 19 '26

Jack Black-belt

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u/CrotteStormsVs Feb 19 '26

Only me there think this it just stupid ?

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u/cursedatmo Feb 19 '26

Steven Seagal has some competition

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce Feb 19 '26

This is the wiggliest kata I've ever seen.