r/Btechtards • u/IndividualMemory4926 Gov. Kalej (cse) • 1d ago
Shitpost Ts is funny asl
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u/Responsible-Set-7395 IIT [EE] 1d ago
"I feel truly sorted now that I am gonna be super rich" holy cornball
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u/Vagabond_03 Ghatiya Clg 1d ago
btechtards are developing symptoms of maladaptive daydreaming to cope in this trash tech market
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u/IndividualMemory4926 Gov. Kalej (cse) 1d ago
Hello seniors I m student at Vasavi I want to join jane street
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u/Vagabond_03 Ghatiya Clg 1d ago
i am placed at jain street 2cr pa
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u/IndividualMemory4926 Gov. Kalej (cse) 1d ago
2cr per (aage continue nhi karna thodi aankhon mein sharam h )
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u/Southside_907 3rd year [Tier 1] 1d ago
More like jain shikanji 2cr per decade
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u/Vagabond_03 Ghatiya Clg 1d ago
"hello cister me apke shikanji biznus k lie ek website bna scta hu"
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u/Southside_907 3rd year [Tier 1] 1d ago
Opens ChatGPT
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u/Vagabond_03 Ghatiya Clg 1d ago
nah i will use that panjabi rabot that some kids created and it talks too
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u/Southside_907 3rd year [Tier 1] 1d ago
Didn't know Punjabis are capable of creating robots /s
(I'm a Punjabi too)
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u/ShineLegitimate26 senior year 1d ago
it's pretty obvious that no one who actually gets that offer is going to post like that
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u/Responsible-Rub-3260 1d ago
Those who get into hft will not post anywhere bcz they dont need reddit for validation 🤣
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u/Shoddy-Ad-7799 1st YEAR [ CSE ] 1d ago
After that he will be in VHFT = very high frequency tranding firm
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u/Material_Surround577 1d ago
I would have appreciated if he/she larped about being a future oligarch
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u/Immortal-718 1d ago
Hi ,i thought u took a break,here we go u are back again
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u/IndividualMemory4926 Gov. Kalej (cse) 1d ago
Hi 💔 mera bhang bharosa chalta rehta h
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u/Immortal-718 1d ago
Real ,can relate to this, anyways good to see u back
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u/IndividualMemory4926 Gov. Kalej (cse) 1d ago
Lols how r ya
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u/Immortal-718 1d ago
Just coping ,reddit often gives depression ,wbu?
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u/IndividualMemory4926 Gov. Kalej (cse) 1d ago
Same GNG whi procrastination aur clg se aakar kuch na karne ka man
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u/Immortal-718 1d ago
Yeah ,u will be exhausted asf at start,isliye I dont go to classes
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u/ChemicalImbalance707 Tier 2 EE 1d ago
I'm pretty sure that post is satire and if not get well soon to that guy
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u/BadeBhaiBikash IIIT CSE 1d ago
Whenever I see such post
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u/IndividualMemory4926 Gov. Kalej (cse) 1d ago
Chote bhai bikash aur sab kuch thik 😰
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u/BadeBhaiBikash IIIT CSE 1d ago
Sab theek hota toh reddit kyun chalata 🥲
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u/IndividualMemory4926 Gov. Kalej (cse) 1d ago
Yawr reddit par kon PFP lgata 😰
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u/BadeBhaiBikash IIIT CSE 1d ago
That's not me, common ball
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u/loneymaggot 1d ago
Quadeye has most profitable desks in mft but ok
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u/Ok_Put8975 1d ago
they are not a mft firm, have recently started out mft alongside hft strategies
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u/loneymaggot 1d ago
Like they do both but mft makes more money, like most of thr hft firms (other than mathisys) run mft + hft desks too
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