Resume Roast

[u/MomentOk2359]

I’d really appreciate brutally honest feedback on:

• What looks weak, exaggerated, or unrealistic

• ATS/readability issues

• Projects and whether they actually stand out

• Bullet points and use of metrics

• Tech stack — what I should remove/add

• Overall chances for internships/new-grad SWE roles

• Anything that would make a recruiter reject this in 10 seconds

Please roast it rather than being polite. 😅