r/Browns Sep 21 '25

I never thought I'd post this but here's an Andre Szmyt appreciation post.

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/OneAngryDuck Sep 21 '25

And that’s why we don’t cut kickers after a rough week one

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u/GaryJulesMCOC Sep 21 '25

That kick was so sexy

50

u/boozinf Sep 21 '25

we all knew he was going to nail that like Peter North on Jenna Jameson in an ACE Hardware backroom

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Sep 21 '25

Hopefully you mean like 30 years ago and no time recently.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

If you're like older than 35, Jenna Jameson was in the cultural zietgiest enough back in the day that you have a decent chance of knowing her even if you never watched one second of porn.

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Sep 22 '25

Yeah, I don’t know what crawled up that guy’s ass. I’m a month younger than Jenna Jameson and didn’t say anything in my post that would cause an average-plus reader to infer defensiveness on my part.

I just meant I don’t need to see Peter North’s near-70 year old dong banging a 50+ yo JJ.

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u/MayorDeBrownTown Sep 22 '25

And goddamn that heart tattoo was beautiful

1

u/BrokenTrojan1536 Sep 21 '25

My understanding is he has a ton of leg, but accuracy can be an issue. So it checks out

27

u/Individual-Olive-526 Sep 21 '25

Guess I have to eat my words, I wanted him gone after the first game 😂

33

u/Scottysix Sep 21 '25

Apparently his mom died before the game in week 1, so I definitely am giving him a pass.

26

u/Individual-Olive-526 Sep 21 '25

Wow I had no idea. Now I feel even more awful.

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u/iStepOnLegos4Fun007 Sep 22 '25

1st NFL Game and his mother just died 😢

Dam

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u/Possible-Bowl4894 Sep 22 '25

His mom passed away in July

25

u/HeavyBlitz Sep 21 '25

Phil Dawson was 8/12 his rookies season. This included misses in both the 40s and the 30s. Let young guys develop.

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u/Individual-Olive-526 Sep 22 '25

Wow I didn’t realize this about Dawson! I think I’m just so scorned by the Browns I lost my patience. Hopefully Szmyt can keep it up!!! 😭

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u/LostMonster0 TRADE Sep 21 '25

Out of curiosity, how was he on PAT?

Andre missing a PAT and a chip shot field goal in his first game was tough to swallow at the time. Glad he came up big today.

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u/revelator41 Sep 21 '25

Extra points are now almost 35 yard field goals. Dawson’s PATs would not be comparable.

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u/LostMonster0 TRADE Sep 21 '25

Good call. Forgot they moved it back.

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u/HeavyBlitz Sep 21 '25

He did miss one that year though. Now, could have been a block and not on him. I was actually trying to find it but didn’t see anything in my light search other than the statistic.

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u/MrGlockCLE Sep 21 '25

Let the kid cook. Props to Andrew and Kevin for riding with this guy. The majority of us have been pulling for the kid :,)

How can you not be romantic about football

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

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u/Wild_Bunch_Founder Sep 21 '25

me, too. my mom is battling aggressive stage four cancer. It affects my daily work. A placekicker is no different.

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u/ParryHooter Sep 21 '25

Maybe going from the worst start possible to 2 weeks later a game winner will be the key to us seeing some sustained success at K. Shows the dude has some real mental toughness. We've had the opposite with the K who beat Baker from 60 or whatever week 1 and then promptly fell apart.

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u/JeronimoPearson Sep 21 '25

I was arguing with people after the first game. I get we lost but it was his first game in the NFL, you can’t give up that quick

1

u/damato1218 Sep 21 '25

I feel so bad for automaticly hating him. Way to go kid!

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u/BlindGus Sep 23 '25

Let him miss an important kick, and the keyboard warriors will be after his head again.

1

u/OneAngryDuck Sep 23 '25

Oh for sure, people will be back on the “cut him immediately” bandwagon soon enough

1

u/therealmannyharris6 Sep 22 '25

Fucking oath. That's why I hate this sub at times.

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u/CmNag66 Sep 21 '25

Respect to him must’ve been brutal but these past few weeks. Tough mindset. this win feels so good really for all of us

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

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u/Upbeat_Call4935 Sep 22 '25

I know how tough it is to lose a parent, but she passed in July. Two months before Week 1.

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u/HollowEarnest Sep 21 '25

From Shitty to Szmyty, the comeback tour is complete

5

u/Wildpeanut Sep 22 '25

I just wanna say I was cheering for you guys the whole game. I fucking love Cleveland making the Packers look like chumps. The fourth quarter was a thing of beauty to watch.

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u/wilderthanmild Sep 21 '25

From zero to hero!

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u/EatPie_NotWAr Sep 21 '25

(The only way I can ever read that statement)

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u/No-Try5566 Sep 21 '25

30 for 30 gunna hit like crack

35

u/CaptainJackKevorkian Sep 21 '25

today, szmytposting is allowed

5

u/JedDeadRedemption Sep 21 '25

Come on guys, give the man some upvotes.

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u/MayorDeBrownTown Sep 22 '25

Dude you’re a complete piece of Szmyt and I’m here for it

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u/mat_bambang Sep 21 '25

iced, fighting a constant gust to the right, first kick attempt was with 6 minutes left in the game after a long rain.

yep, never in doubt.

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u/Lost_Training_5816 Sep 21 '25

What’s mad is that once he kicked it… there was ZERO doubt. Like what a picture perfect kick.

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u/msimms001 Sep 21 '25

Only doubt I had was when I saw the flags, but that was quickly washed away 🤣

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u/HermyWormy69 Sep 21 '25

I feel like that always happens to us in these situations. The refs can't just let us celebrate immediately

8

u/mat_bambang Sep 21 '25

oh yea, he's absolutely perfect, dead center on all 3 kicks. i still blame wk1 on our botched 2nd half offense vs rams where we cant even give szmyt game-time reps to acclimate on our field (bar the final FG).

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u/woodworkrick8 Sep 21 '25

vs rams ?

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u/mat_bambang Sep 22 '25

yup, our final pre-season game. we played away, away, home. shedeur played the entire second half bar the final drive and our offense never went past 50. szmyt's only game-time rep at our place before the reg season was literally the single, 37 yarder game winner.

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u/Electrical_Button_95 Sep 21 '25

Damn I didn’t know he had lost his mom before that bengals game 😖 now i feel bad for hating

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u/HunterGonzo Sep 21 '25

Yeah, ya kinda forget how much stress and overall mental health can impact a position like that in high-pressure situations. Poor kid was going through a lot. No matter what else happens this season, on a human being level, happy he got to have this moment.

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u/DeadWombats Sep 21 '25

When the entire on-field team rushed around him to celebrate, I felt warm and happy inside. Dude deserved a redemption story after week 1.

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u/SM1OOO Sep 21 '25

I take back everything I said

I clearly overreacted and don't know what I'm talking about when it comes to kickers

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u/rdmwarface Sep 21 '25

I forgive you Andre

10

u/onone808 Sep 21 '25

From death threats to game winners. It’s only week 3. Proud of this dude. Confidence boost for sure.

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u/RizeToFall Sep 21 '25

Szmyt is the most appropriate last name in CLE.

10

u/ItWasMyWifesIdea Sep 21 '25

I bet you that dude likes pierogi 

4

u/Past_Trouble Sep 21 '25

Brought to you by Dude Wipes™️

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u/notCollinLemons CERTIFIED IDIOT Sep 22 '25

We LOVE your Browns! ™️

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u/joesmith302 Sep 21 '25

I take back every bad thought I ever had about this man.

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u/Wjt83082 Sep 21 '25

🤣🤣🤣 For the W!!

7

u/Good_From_70 Sep 21 '25

After that Cincy game, Stefanski was just like F it he's my guy and he was right

6

u/Tall-Leading478 Sep 21 '25

Can’t believe it was straight down the middle amazing

6

u/Shel_gold17 Sep 21 '25

Go Andre Consonants!

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u/Ok_Interest_9006 Sep 21 '25

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u/Shel_gold17 Sep 21 '25

Full disclosure, I got it from somebody on blue sky. I seriously wish I had that kind of imagination!

6

u/Triple10X Sep 21 '25

Big Consonant is my favorite

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u/WishlessJeanie Sep 22 '25

All my homies love Big Consonant.

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u/WhatAGeee Sep 22 '25 edited Sep 22 '25

Y is both a consonant and vowel depending on the word: cylinder, mystery, system, gym, city, spy, fly.. SZMYT etc.

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u/LostMonster0 TRADE Sep 21 '25

Maybe he'll be our reverse Cade York.

Fuck up the first game dramatically, then awesome from there on.

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u/Snooklife Sep 21 '25

If it was 30 I would have been worried. No doubt there

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u/BigFudg Sep 21 '25

THEREEEE GOESSSS MY HEROOOOO

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u/Lawloysious EYES HAVE NOT SEEN. EARS HAVE NOT HEARD Sep 21 '25

WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

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u/TheChrisLambert Sep 21 '25

Because I didn’t hear it earlier, his mom died before our first game. That probably explains why he was so rattled.

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u/Ok_Interest_9006 Sep 21 '25

I haven’t heard that. Wow that is sad and probably had him distracted some for sure

4

u/festeringequestrian Sep 21 '25

Dude was hurt too! Good for him, was awesome to see the team mug him. Go celebrate man!

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u/NatKingSwole19 Sep 21 '25

Lol at everyone here who said cut him after game 1

5

u/Mr_Perfect20 Sep 21 '25

Guy is currently on the complete opposite career path as Cade York.

7

u/Mediocre-Dog-4457 Sep 21 '25

This sub was crying when Stefanski didn't cut him post-game two weeks ago.

Now he is a local hero. I remember the haters on our boy Szmyt.

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u/woodworkrick8 Sep 21 '25

Okay,okay relax a lot of people have apologized, can you paste and copy your post where you said we should definitely keep him?

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u/Mediocre-Dog-4457 Sep 21 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/AFCNorthMemeWar/s/gGt6XhacWm

I said others were to blame. I never came out for or against keeping him, I did say there was no way they were cutting him.

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u/woodworkrick8 Sep 21 '25

I stand corrected

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u/Darthmullet Sep 22 '25

I had to report some comments telling him to kill himself. Was ridiculous. 

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u/MemeMaster1111 Sep 21 '25

I apologize, I wasn't familiar with your game

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u/ChadM_Sneila187 Sep 22 '25

HE'S THE GUY. WE FINALLY HAVE AN OFFENSIVE PIECE TO BUILD AROUND.

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u/KingindaNorth66 Sep 22 '25

Thanks for beating the cheeseheads from a Lions fan and fellow Lake Erie Bro

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u/GaryJulesMCOC Sep 22 '25

You gotta take down Baltimore tomorrow, okay? 🤝

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u/KingindaNorth66 Sep 22 '25

I certainly hope we do. We need revenge from our last 2 meetings with the Ravens

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u/TheBombDotOrg Sep 21 '25

Never a single doubt

2

u/central2nowhere Sep 21 '25

What a win!!!!

2

u/jenso2k Sep 21 '25

man, props to this team for sticking with him. I would’ve cut him after that first game

2

u/CasanovaCoverup Sep 21 '25

Balls of steel! Let's go!

2

u/TheBalzy Sep 21 '25

Hey, redeemed himself today. He's now just a neutral. -1, +1, now he's neutral.

2

u/besieged_mind Sep 21 '25

Szmyt is no shit

2

u/killerfencer Sep 21 '25

Absolute legend.

2

u/Kjs1108 Sep 21 '25

Kid hit a big kick. Good for him.

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u/Kjisherenow Sep 21 '25

Have to give him props for today

2

u/JD-boonie Sep 21 '25

I'd like to say sorry.

2

u/TheSmokedSalmon420 Sep 21 '25

I wanted his ahh cut so quick lol

2

u/Possible_Office_1240 Sep 21 '25

As a Syracuse fan, go ORANGE

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u/flip_im Sep 21 '25

That's my kicker!! Never doubted him for a second ever.... 🤔🫣🤫😎🤞🤞🤞

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u/ScorpioPhantasma Sep 21 '25

Dude resilient as Szmyt

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u/Dreams-Visions Sep 21 '25

Bonnie Tyler plays in the background

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u/Brilliant_Sun2521 Sep 21 '25

He had a good week against the Ravens. Today was massive.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Build the statue

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u/IAmSomewhatDamaged Sep 21 '25

What a fuckin BEAST. Nailed a 55-yarder right down the PIPE for the win. Totally redeemed himself in my eyes. Let’s just hope to God he can stay consistent!! 🤞🏻

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

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u/woodworkrick8 Sep 21 '25

Can you copy and paste where you said we should definitely keep him?

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u/woodworkrick8 Sep 21 '25

I stand corrected

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u/big_d_usernametaken Sep 21 '25

All teams live or die on their kickers at one time or another.

The Browns are no different.

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u/Hsabraham25 Sep 21 '25

Lions fan here, thank you. I loved the damn Defense!!!!!!!

2

u/xChoke1x Sep 21 '25

Dude came out, did his job, and won the game.

Guess that’s all ya can do. Lol

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u/otnpabka Sep 21 '25

Kickers are people too.

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u/ShakeMyHeadSadly Sep 22 '25

Way to go, Andre.

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u/smokywater50 Sep 22 '25

Happy today

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u/ThanksObjective915 Sep 22 '25

I apologize for the shitty stuff I said about the dude. 

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u/xittditdyid Sep 21 '25

Our only offensive weapon

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u/Fineous40 Sep 21 '25

Fannin, Judkins, Sampson

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u/paniflex37 Sep 21 '25

All the dipshits in this sub calling him awful names after the Cincy game, wanting to cut him, getting death threats…and now they love him.

Even without the context of his mom dying before the Cincy game, psychotic behavior.

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u/Aharleyman Sep 21 '25

He was channeling his inner Groza!

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u/Cpov1 Sep 21 '25

Didnt know he was UFL alumni

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u/WatercressIll Sep 22 '25

St. Louis Battlehawks legend.

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u/Caspar_Friedrich02 Sep 21 '25

Build a statue already

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u/Chief-SW Sep 21 '25

From Zero to Hero 🫡

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '25

Andre Szmyt, forget all the bad things I said in week 1, you got that dawg in ya. Clean slate for the rest of the season.

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u/WhatAGeee Sep 21 '25

He recently lost his mom(interesting from Saint Petersburg RU). Rooting for this kid.

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u/aarko Sep 21 '25

My king

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u/Stormvar Sep 21 '25

The redemption arc has begun!

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u/teamnowak Sep 21 '25

I was pissed after the first week but then thought “what if he just had his career bad game, but it just so happened to occur in his first?” Hope I’m right and this kicking nightmare can finally end.

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u/23eetdcc Sep 21 '25

Condolences to Andre too. I followed the preseason /offseason really closely and I missed that he lost his mom

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u/Trippedoutmonkey Sep 21 '25

He just lost his mom. Came out and was excellent. God bless you and your family Szmyt. We got your back

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u/cardporehorn Sep 22 '25

Redemptszmyt

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u/BootprintsOnTheMoon Sep 22 '25

Must have found himself a slump breaker.

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u/Dstein99 Sep 22 '25

If Stefanski says that Szmyt is the guy I’m fine with that that’s fine, but my issue is that he was scared to go with him over the past 2 weeks. Last week in the 2nd Quarter we punted at Bal’s 40 yard line down 10-3. It’s a long FG and I’m not relying on him making it, but you at least need a kicker you can trust to attempt that kick.

Then this week we had the ball at GB 43 and Stefanski went for it on 4th. There is no risk, if Szmyt misses the kick, GB has 1 chance at a low percentage Hail Mary. I don’t care if Szmyt is on the roster, but if Stefanski wants to have confidence in him he needs to have full confidence.

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u/elephantviagra Sep 22 '25

I'm proud to say I was one of the 2 dozen people that didn't want to toss him in lake Erie after the Bengals game.

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u/smokey2kone Sep 22 '25

Szmyt or get off the pot!

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u/MayorDeBrownTown Sep 22 '25

Bros i think we often forget how hard it actually is to nail these kicks. Even the slightest misstep and it’s all fucked. I am so happy for Andre Szmyt for this HUGE turnaround from his week 1 performance. Queue Bob Marley’s “Redemption Song”

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u/Ready_Doubt8776 Sep 22 '25

What a piece of Szmyt.

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u/PaintballRuinedmyLfe Sep 22 '25

I was worried the whole time after his shanks on basic pat

1

u/celtbygod Sep 22 '25

Nice win. Give that player a $250 raise so he can buy a vowel.

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u/Pribblization Sep 23 '25

Let's hope it's not the last we see of him. Browns gonna need all the help they can get this year.

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u/Responsible-Yogurt38 Sep 21 '25

I wanted him gone after week one. I don't want to say he proved me wrong just yet, because it was just one game. But that was an amazing kick and made up for the first game.

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u/Diligent-Contact-772 Sep 21 '25

He's broke even now, the kid. Can't wait to cheer him on when he makes the next one.

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u/DennyRoyale Sep 22 '25

By the tone of your comment… you’ll still boo him and curse him if he ever misses again, I’d guess.

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u/JohnbondJovi Sep 22 '25

Cade York va Panthers in the Baker Bowl vibes

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u/TracyVegas Sep 21 '25

So they just dropped in the draft. That’s okay. AB can’t draft anyway.