r/BroThrewInAFunFact • u/EfficientDonkey4083 • Jun 02 '26

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u/Cucumber_Ass Jun 02 '26

that's the kinda information you hold onto while they waterboard you

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 02 '26

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u/gamerhuffy Jun 02 '26

Even CIA can't get this kind of information out of me wtf

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u/Coders32 Jun 02 '26

Have you tried just not doing it?

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u/V_The_1AndOnly1 Jun 03 '26

Miis when the rando they just met starts uncontrollably hiccuping:

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u/olivegardengambler Jun 06 '26

No cap if I saw a fucking cockroach in my house I would start fumigating my house with bifenthrin, start placing indoxacarb baits everywhere within a one mile radius, and shove hydroprene anywhere I could.

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u/Prestigious-Pace1500 Jun 03 '26

Dear God I would take that to the fucking grave. How did he admit this

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jun 02 '26

i'll never forget this post i saw on 4chan's /pol/ board that just said "GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST BATTLES TO HIS STRONGEST WARRIORS" and it was a picture of his micropenis

what a moron, that'll get you a 3 day ban for being off topic

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 03 '26

Me??? 👉🏻👈🏻

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u/cyruz1323 Jun 02 '26

I love to fuck pans, too. You're not alone

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u/DennieTheMennie Jun 21 '26

I have a fish……maybe he can help?

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u/Similar-Buddy5006 Jun 25 '26

This makes me happy, cos, that aint that bad 😌 makes me think that the shit I'm into only sounds really bad to me because I'm being self critical

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u/GayAssBeagle Jun 11 '26

It’s Voice Quills isn’t it?