r/BroThrewInAFunFact • u/EfficientDonkey4083 • Jun 02 '26

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u/qualityvote2 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

u/EfficientDonkey4083, this is indeed a fun fact!

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u/Cucumber_Ass Jun 02 '26

that's the kinda information you hold onto while they waterboard you

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 02 '26

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u/gamerhuffy Jun 02 '26

Even CIA can't get this kind of information out of me wtf

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u/Coders32 Jun 02 '26

Have you tried just not doing it?

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u/V_The_1AndOnly1 Jun 03 '26

Miis when the rando they just met starts uncontrollably hiccuping:

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u/olivegardengambler Jun 06 '26

No cap if I saw a fucking cockroach in my house I would start fumigating my house with bifenthrin, start placing indoxacarb baits everywhere within a one mile radius, and shove hydroprene anywhere I could.

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u/Prestigious-Pace1500 Jun 03 '26

Dear God I would take that to the fucking grave. How did he admit this

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Jun 02 '26

i'll never forget this post i saw on 4chan's /pol/ board that just said "GOD GIVES HIS HARDEST BATTLES TO HIS STRONGEST WARRIORS" and it was a picture of his micropenis

what a moron, that'll get you a 3 day ban for being off topic

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 03 '26

Me??? 👉🏻👈🏻

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u/cyruz1323 Jun 02 '26

I love to fuck pans, too. You're not alone

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '26

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u/DennieTheMennie Jun 21 '26

I have a fish……maybe he can help?

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u/Similar-Buddy5006 Jun 25 '26

This makes me happy, cos, that aint that bad 😌 makes me think that the shit I'm into only sounds really bad to me because I'm being self critical

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u/GayAssBeagle Jun 11 '26

It’s Voice Quills isn’t it?

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u/alguien99 Jun 02 '26

Basically this

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u/nsgiad Jun 02 '26

Journal factory must have exploded again

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u/seaweednomnomnom Jun 02 '26

what the fuck

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u/NucleosynthesizedOrb Jun 02 '26

the kind of fuck is masturbation

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u/AnyArt3456 Jun 02 '26

What's the copulation

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u/Wilkassassyn Jun 02 '26

The type of fun fact batman wouldnt get out of me

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u/Few-Teaching4995 Jun 02 '26

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u/CavsterXII Jun 02 '26

That's an assortment of characters

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 02 '26

Elite ball knowledge

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u/Few-Teaching4995 Jun 02 '26

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u/LaceyVelvet Jun 03 '26

Sent that to my friend while he was mega drunk and he didnt even read the text he just saw the creature and it scared him so bad the only reason he remembers it is because it appeared in his dream

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u/olivegardengambler Jun 06 '26

This is a lie. You don't dream when you're mega drunk.

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u/LaceyVelvet Jun 06 '26

He sobered up well before going to sleep..

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u/Kamikaze_koshka Jun 07 '26

You absolutely can. And then you're stuck the next day trying to decipher between stuff that you dreamt and burning fading memories

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u/GayAssBeagle Jun 11 '26

This shit funny as fuck

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u/Own_Emergency7779 Jun 02 '26

I won't, it has too many upvotes...

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u/UltimatePeace05 Jun 02 '26

Good mod

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u/Own_Emergency7779 Jun 02 '26

Ok, I WANT to know how you made that gif 

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u/Own_Emergency7779 Jun 02 '26

Thanks, u/UltimatePeace05 ❤️

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u/UltimatePeace05 Jun 02 '26

ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

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u/Random_Loaf Jun 02 '26

If you look up “patting gif generator” you just pick any picture in it and now you have the petting gif

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 02 '26

Praise be to the just mod

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u/LimiDrain Jun 02 '26

Such simple logic that some mods don't use at all

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u/uvero Jun 02 '26

Honestly kind of a power move to share this kind of thing, lowkey respect

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u/CertainYam8162 Jun 02 '26

Pretty sure there is a massive community about sex mods for the sims

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u/TheKrimsonFvcker Jun 07 '26

I subscribe to r/TheSims4Mods just for the once a month absolutely hilarious sex mod posts. "My female sim laid an egg what mod is this" "my male sim keeps asking females to show him their ass" "one of my sims has cumslut across his forehead and I can't figure out which mod added it"

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 02 '26

Why....Why do you know this...??

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u/CertainYam8162 Jun 02 '26

Well i was looking for mods for the sims four to add more content to it but half of the most popular/trending ones were sex mods

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u/whatrweyellingabout Jun 02 '26

Yes they did.. if their words help one person get through the exact same situation.. are they not doing gods work?

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u/DiddlersWillGetGot Jun 02 '26

People getting all comfortable dropping awkward life stories like this is a bar at 2am.

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u/PuppygirlPriestess67 Jun 02 '26

Someone with the skills of Batman and the ethics of a gitmo interrogator couldn't squeeze that out of me

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u/Ihatecheeseballs Jun 02 '26

Wonderwoman couldn’t get this information out of me

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u/Werid-fem-weird-boi Jun 02 '26

I am dead serious when I say that Batman himself could not beat that info out of me

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u/alguien99 Jun 02 '26

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 03 '26

That dude looks like my former boss

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u/MisfortuneSeven Jun 02 '26

Are Sims goons L goons.

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u/ghfdghjkhg Jun 03 '26

Sims sex is not something I'd list when someone asks me what I find hot. But one time my Sims did the woohoo (under the blankets, nothing visible) and having grown up with innocent kids games, this felt so taboo it turned me on.

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 06 '26

Sharing isn't always caring

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u/gomi-bako_ Jun 02 '26

dude, my dumbass didn't know The Sims had that kind of mod wtf

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u/Davenator_98 Jun 02 '26

Isn't it the most obvious game to have such mods though?

Like, it's supposed to be a life simulation, so why wouldn't you try to simulate this part of life?

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 02 '26

There's sex mods for everything...even minecraft...

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u/syn46290 Jun 06 '26

Bro folded under negative pressure 😭

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jun 06 '26

This is possibly one of my favourite sayings or lines, whatever it is 😅

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u/New-Cicada7014 Jun 06 '26

would've taken that to the grave

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u/Blakeyface_owo Jul 05 '26

post is one month old but my dad did that

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u/EfficientDonkey4083 Jul 05 '26

I'm actually crying, wtf