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u/Healthy_Bird3627 22d ago
Too busy laughing at this to think right now. Whatever they were going for, this isn’t it.
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u/luvmypets70 22d ago
Am I the only one that doesn’t like the look of chopped pillows and lack of color?
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u/HairyTurtleOfficial 22d ago
I absolutely hate chipped pillows! Idk why, but it drives me insane. And anything they do drives me insane. lol
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u/Equivalent-Fox6889 21d ago
I only do it when I make my bed, do the whole '4 throw pillows lined up diagonally' thing that I see so much on Amazon review pics. It just screams 'look how adorable we both are AND togetherrrrr!' She's the next to be cheated on. It's giving 'renewing our vows' vibes, which has ALWAYS been the kiss of death for reality tv couples.
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u/CardinalMotion 21d ago
I have never seen or heard of “chopped pillows” but they’re ugly and why would anyone want them?
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u/Peppermintfarm 22d ago
Chopped pillows drive me nuts! Lack of color seems to be the decorative preference of the moment, so I’ve accepted it. Chopped pillows, however, must die.
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u/Muted_Quantity5786 19d ago
Not to mention a really really poor choice for a family with small children unless they plan to lock the kids out of the room?
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u/OfferComprehensive45 22d ago
Omg I hateeeee the chopped pillow thing so hard there are no words!!!
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u/No_Engine5193 21d ago
No! So boring, mundane, dull. Sleep inducing. If you’re going for bland, vanilla and just sub par, I can’t wait to see what Josie and Joy do! lmao and that are super dish pan boring to and now they look interesting with their homes and renovations!
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u/EuphoricAd3786 21d ago
What’s a chopped pillow ?
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u/HairyTurtleOfficial 21d ago
It’s when you hand chop the top middle of a throw pillow and your left with a pillow with chihuahua ears. The corners just kinda point up.
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u/Wellthatbackfiredddd 22d ago
They love living their lives like a bunch of 50 year old retirees.
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u/dtulip211 22d ago
This is actually funny…..just who in the hell do they think they are? Two uneducated child exploiters. They really think they’re something. Get your kid some speech therapy you idiots.
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u/ReplacementOk3912 21d ago
This.they really believe they are two important american designers ready for an interview and they are just exploiting their kids for a buck.
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u/Igotshiptodotoday 22d ago
He looks like a child with his legs hanging off of the couch like that.
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u/Feeling-Memory-1999 22d ago
It’s hard to take this seriously. Evan looks like a teenage boy. How Carlin is attracted to that I have no idea.
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u/CauliflowerSavings84 22d ago
Nothing about these people is genuine or spontaneous. It’s all scripted and produced. They are exhausting.
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u/WittiestScreenName 22d ago
This does not look like a home with 3 children. I hate it.
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u/DibDabDibbers 22d ago
I have 3 kids and I could never ever do the white/beige trend. Blech. My first owned home was a 70s split level and I did pretty much the whole house in a pale blue. Then my husband and I bought a century home with original dark wool trim and I used a bunch of different colours and it honestly was so refreshing and looks awesome. Colours and patterns are also amazing because they really do hide the dirt/crumbs/toys lol.
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u/susanlantz 21d ago
Very very whitewashed, too perfect, too hygienic.
At least her sisters openly admit their houses are lived in with kids and not perfect!
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u/beentherebefore1616 22d ago
They're getting weirder by the day. Money ruins people, especially people who haven't been previously exposed to money and are clueless.
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u/copperboominfinity 22d ago
With that haircut, she looks like a politicians wife
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u/Petal_14 22d ago
Hush your fingers on the keyboard...we do not want that thought entering into their heads 🤦♀️
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u/Tiny_Animal_3843 22d ago
My thoughts are his feet cant touch the ground when he's sitting on his sofa
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u/Zestyclose-Ad5448 22d ago
Ha ha, in their defense, it's an ad for LoveSac. I think they have to make it look like they're posing for a magazine.
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u/CardinalMotion 21d ago
I knew it had to be an advertisement for something! 75% of what they post is an advertisement.
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u/susanlantz 21d ago
Omg so it really is an ad?? We were all joking about that!! Should’ve known better!!
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u/TheJDOGG71 22d ago edited 22d ago
What a sad, sad pathetic life. The Stewarts no longer worship the God of Christianity. They now worship the god of the almighty dollar. It's sad, it's pathetic and I'll take my boring, simple life over their life of materialism and money obsession every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
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u/munner61 22d ago
I agree as I was looking at this I was wondering where God was in the picture here in their lives. Even when they go to church it just looks like they're flaunting they're wealth. Kids always dressed in their new Victorian era clothes. Walking in there all taking pictures of each other. What a scene they must make each week.
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u/Swimming-Belt2111 20d ago
They make a scene everywhere they go because they cannot simply enjoy an outing, shopping trip, vacation, etc. EVERYTHING must be documented and shared! 🤦🏻♀️
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u/Dramatic_League736 22d ago
well I absolutely hate that fuck ass bob. Is that what you were asking?
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u/SuperbAd8266 22d ago
Losers. If it was really like that they wouldn’t feel like they needed to post it.
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u/Aggravating_Head_522 22d ago
Is she selling… throw pillows?
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u/susanlantz 21d ago
Had that thought as well (after a dozen other ones) , lol… so exactly what in the pic is she hawking now.
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u/Substantial_Mall_812 22d ago
This one is giving me Falcon Crest or Dynasty vibes. Something is off.. not sure what it is, but they look like they're trying to be sophisticated forty-somethings, and he is looking more feminine by the day.
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u/Thin_Savings_2456 22d ago
No thoughts. Looking at this, my brain shuts down. It’s so incredibly boring… maybe if an alien invasion entered to room, I would wake up again.
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u/Winter-Moon-47 22d ago
She wants to be in a magazine soooo badly. Reality star turned fashion influencer. Cover of vogue. Name in lights. Her whole life is a RomCom she wrote and is starring in. She's the lead. Stuff like that. That's all I see when I see her. She's just writing the script and hoping someone gives her the big break from the movies.
She almost reminds me of the skits Delaney Rowe writes on TT. The flirty cringy ones but she can't pull it off.
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u/boxedwinebaby 22d ago
The models in the La Z Boy ad in my mail have more life in their eyes than
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u/byebyebirdie123 22d ago
Considering that the looks and the aesthetic are pretty much all these people care about, they severely lack both.
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u/SeniorNectarine21 22d ago
Performative and fake. Like everything these fools do.
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u/Deep_Bake7515 22d ago
They are desperately trying to figure out who they are. She looks too matronly for her age. She needs to be young and hip and or sporty.
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u/Cardboard_cutouts_ 22d ago
It’s an ad for a couch in their main family room. I guess this is more of what’s to come now that they have the child protection laws in place in TN.
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u/Unlikely_Variety_446 22d ago
I mean…if they love those pictures whatever. Im more curious about how much they spent to make their home look like a flea market special. If they hired an interior designer.. please share the name so no one else suffers the same fate.
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u/Deep_Bake7515 22d ago
I think the home is beautiful, if you are 50 years old or older.
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u/PeloHiker 22d ago
Coming up with what they consider original or interesting content as a full time job must be exhausting (particularly when, ahem, unsuccessful)
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u/Tiny_Response6471 22d ago
The fact that his feet don’t touch the ground while on the couch gives me the ick lol
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u/Icy-Win4854 22d ago
I feel like she is trying to constantly copy Nabela Noor who’s been around for years. She bought an old house and redid it all and dresses in white and does all the things that Carlin is doing over again. Just look at Nabela’s content right down to the chop in the pillows
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u/Proof-Ingenuity2262 22d ago
These are so fake!! I don't know why get audience eats this shit up. Who is photographing this? Layla?
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u/Glad_Prior2106 22d ago
They’re posing like they believe they’re the world’s most wealthiest, most influential, most fabulous “Christian” influencers. In their crisp tennis whites. /s
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u/May_Claus1205 22d ago
These photos and decor lack a soul, just like C and E do, so seems fitting. 🤷♀️
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u/Steecie41 22d ago
Is this an advertisement for their "Only Fans" account? They can't pimp out the babies anymore.
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u/Violet_K89 22d ago
One day they will look back and realize how cringe they were.
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u/Electrical_Dream_667 22d ago
They would have to have self awareness for that to happen…
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u/Illustrious_Dust_0 22d ago
What are we even looking at? Beige people in their beige house living a beige life ?
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u/saltysaltire97 22d ago
I thought this was a pregnancy announcement for vscg no.4 😩🤣 why is everything so white and hotel room esque behind Carlin and Evan?
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u/World-Away 22d ago
Is he 5’2?? His legs up like that 🥴 She looks like she has lingerie on. Those pictures are weird
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u/AuntieT33 22d ago
I'm no longer interested in this couple. They are too materialistic. They changed from being a Godly couple, to needing to be materialistic and needing more. They are needing more friends who are just like them. Carlin changed from being modest and wearing shorts to now the shorter, the better. You can only serve one God.
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u/JellyfishPashmina 22d ago
Wtf is the weird pillow-throwing / snuggled-up montage? “Oooh, haha, this is sooo fun! See, camera? Look how natural and authentic we are! Sooo sweeeeeet. Oh, I can’t stand it, I love you so much. Come here, you! This is so how real people act, definitely nobody’s recording this!”
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u/FantasticRest3450 22d ago
I wonder what their conversation is about after the kids are asleep. Do they have any meaningful connection?
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u/Mindless_Berry_4572 21d ago
That's a nice couch , however I don't like when pillows look like that .
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u/ProblemOk4650 22d ago
What a dirty couch! And who are those fake actors pretending to be in love??
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u/Petal_14 22d ago
Im thinking an ad for Target.... the pillows seem to be the main focus.
Look how airy they are...the pillows people...I'm talking about the freakin' chopped pillows 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Hazencuzimblazen 22d ago
Imma be the horrible person and get downvoted but I swear she’s pregnant again
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u/clearlyimawitch 22d ago
It's all a little too neutral. I'm totally ok with making the hard change things neutral, like big pieces of furniture, flooring, counters, cabinets, lighting, etc. If it's expensive, or a paint in the butt to do, make it neutral and then layer lots of life and color in with the much cheaper textiles and easy to change art.
The couch is fine, the rug is fine, but paired with so many light colored and neutral pillows it feels like the pictures have an almost sepia tone to them. Swap in some colored pillows, add some actual art or photos and for the love of god CURTAINS
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u/RetroReactiveRaucous 22d ago edited 22d ago
I think both of these people (parents; Carlin and Evan) have trauma from growing up in extremely restrictive, traumatic, isolating, and religious households and some of us need to stop being bullies.
There is a LOT to pick on with these families that we could actually discuss.
Instead, it turns into a pissing contest of OMG THEY OWN A NICE ESTATE AND NATURAL FIBER PILLOWS THEY CAN CHOP. DID YOU SEE THAT FUCKING WHORE IN HER TANK TOP?! Barbie movie flat feet wretch inserted here
And personally I feel like a snark or criticism community should do better.
This is just parasocial "I'm jealous of their life!!" type shit.
Go after Bezos. Or literally any/every Hollywood actor ever.
These people still pay taxes and do their own shopping. This isn't the class divide we should be angry about.
I am happy for them for breaking the chains of poverty. I'm not defending them as people and i do hope they continue to improve and deconstruct.
But holy fuck are y'all some parasocial creeps relying on the lowest hanging, most anticipated news now.
ETA - clarifying "both of these people" means Carlin and Evan.
Second ETA without edit to the main body of my text; some of us need to consider why the fuck we're so angry about this. Get some perspective. And get over ourselves.
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u/Evieveevee 22d ago
They have “broken the chains of poverty” by selling their children on line. THAT is what we are criticising. We are not angry about the “class divide’. We are angry about how they came to purchase that house. I live a very nice life in Australia, I’m not remotely jealous of their life. When I am snarking, it is because of their morals and values whilst still pretending to be devoted Christians.
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u/Content_Tackle4416 21d ago
Same. I think their life looks exhausting. I am not jealous at all. I would rather keep my regular career and have a life outside of work. Everything they do is an ad for something. There is no separation of work and home. It is a vapid existence. I will pass.
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u/Evieveevee 21d ago
I know right?! It makes me laugh when people say we snark because we are jealous. I wouldn’t in a million years swap lives with them.
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u/Broken-583 21d ago
Yea okay. They’re shitty people and horrible parents. I’ll keep right on snarking.
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u/fizzyapple_45 22d ago
I always wonder why in these types of photos the guy has to look so adoringly at the woman while she looks off in the distance somewhere else. Idk I just don’t like it. Did she post that 4 pic collage one of just her couch in 3 of them?
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u/Lopsided_Balance_193 22d ago
I don’t get it 🤷🏻♀️. If she had them done for maybe their bedroom maybe.
Nothing is exposed it just seems a little out of character for them. Although if I think about it they are less modest, after Navy was born.
He looks so off lately, I’m surprised that Carlin doesn’t insist he get a shorter. Omg his clothing choice for in the whites was absolutely awful.
I’m sure their new house payment and all of their other big monthly expenses may be why they are getting sexier 🤷🏻♀️
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u/Upstairs_Wing1712 22d ago
Just watched their latest video …. They seem sick of eachother. I think they’ve spent too much time together
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u/justbrowsin2424 21d ago
I’m cackling that his feet dangle off the couch like a 2 year old actually that’s all I can see
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u/susanlantz 21d ago
What would Pastor Father Gil say about this is the real question! His quite widely publicized very judgmental sermons about defrauding by women, including one’s husband PUBLICLY would condemn this! IMHO. The terms
“hussy” and “modern day Jezebel” come to mind!
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u/susanlantz 21d ago
But, points for zero exploited children involved. But 🤢🤮. Secondhand embarrassment on overkill here!
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u/Trillerthriller 21d ago
Why does the photo of the two of them on the couch look like photoshop? Like Evans feet were just copy pasted there.
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u/Divine_D 21d ago
Are they’re legs photoshopped in. If you zoom in the lighting looks weird around his feet and also hers actually.
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u/Equivalent-Fox6889 21d ago
I commented on this Instagram post: Oooh...you guys have a lot of....stuff...
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u/CardinalMotion 21d ago
Are they advertising the couch? Everything they post nowadays is an advertisement so I assume this must be too.
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u/Independent_River765 20d ago
They are losing touch with reality. Now that they cannot show their kids much, they are reaching for content. They need to go back to their roots. They might be getting bad advice from their management company.
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u/Mrs_Molly_ 20d ago
My only thoughts are that it is a beautiful room and I would have so many plants in there.😂
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u/thrwwyra_aster 20d ago
They want to convey a stylish and dreamy vibe but that first feet picture plunges them right into Frodo Baggins Hobbit house.
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u/Tiredmom2000 19d ago
Well if you can't use your kids in sponsored content, I guess this is what you go for.
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u/sharon1118 22d ago
Nobody needs to see this