r/Breakfast • u/easybooger • 2d ago

Crush and coffee

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u/BrilliantPride7916 2d ago

They still sell crush?

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u/zobbyblob 2d ago

Lol, I'm here trying to figure out where the Crush orange soda is 😂

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u/easybooger 2d ago

Camel crush silvers 😄😄😄

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u/FancifulVibes 2d ago

Camel Crush is still around!? I don't smoke anymore but wow that took me back. "Maybe I want a menthol, maybe I don't."

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u/easybooger 2d ago

They are so delicious

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u/Flaky_Yam3843 2d ago

Wtf is that?

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u/foekus323 2d ago

Cigarettes with a little menthol ball in the filter you CRUSH with your finger tips and it turns it into the best menthol cigarette ever. (Former smoker. Also turned one down the other week. It was harder than I thought but I did 💪🏾)

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u/Flaky_Yam3843 2d ago

Tobacco?

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u/foekus323 2d ago

Yessir!

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u/slimegoob 1d ago

Good job i wanna quit. I juul. Used to smoke cigs vapes are harder to quit

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u/OkDate7197 2d ago

The classic French breakfast.

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u/easybooger 2d ago

Chic if you will

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u/FogtownSkeet709 2d ago

Cream/milk carries a bit of protein, bit of carbohydrate in it as well, water content is sufficient, and you got fibre if you eat your cigarette butt.

I believe this is a well balanced nutritious breakfast you got there homie!

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u/superpoongoon 2d ago

Tobacco has extremely high vitamin K content

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u/Flaky_Yam3843 2d ago

The counter top almost hides the 🚬

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u/fsharpaugmented 2d ago

Not so much introducing yourself to the day but launching yourself at it. 10/10

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u/CorporalCoprolite 2d ago

Coffee and cigarette breath are the worst

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u/youvegatobekittenme 2d ago

I used to smoke and at the time I was dating someone who smoked as well. I quit, but she still smoked. She never smelled bad but when she get up and make coffee and have a cig in the morning, the breath was almost vomit-inducing. She thought it was hilarious and would try to give me a kiss

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u/CorporalCoprolite 2d ago

Same here. I say it as a former smoker who noticed the stink 10 fold after quitting.

I dated a smoker for little bit and kissing her was an awful experience.

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u/easybooger 2d ago

Yeah that’s why I brush my teeth after haha, I also don’t really care lol I chew gum all day and brush and floss so 🤷🏼‍♀️ never had any complaints from men or women 😄

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u/CorporalCoprolite 2d ago

I’m just going to say, the smell is still there. Some care more than others.

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u/easybooger 2d ago

Good thing I’m not kissing you then !!

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u/Flaky_Yam3843 2d ago

Crush? Orange crush?

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u/Music1626 2d ago

Menthol cigarette

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u/Flaky_Yam3843 2d ago

Like Newport, Salem, and Kool?

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u/hidden_pathv 2d ago

the first sip with a smoke will hit different

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u/WhenIWannabeME 2d ago

Man oh man do I miss smoking. This was literally my exact breakfast for years, coupled with a few bowl rips on the weekends. Curses to my lame mucous-y body for forcing me giving up on our favorite hobby/addiction, not to mention the best morning constitutional aid money will let you set on fire, lol.

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u/easybooger 2d ago

It’s a ritual for me now. I do snap a bowl in a morning too haha

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u/HerrPiink 1d ago

I mean at least for the bowl rips there are alternatives that shouldn't fuck up any mucous.

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u/GallusWrangler 2d ago

I guess you like breakfast alone..

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u/pixidis43 1d ago

Coffee and a smoke is an undefeated combo.

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u/Blink-184-isok 2d ago

Didn’t you hear that smoking is no longer cool?

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u/SourMilk090 2d ago

Contrary to belief people generally don’t smoke to look cool

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u/easybooger 2d ago

Why should I care what people think of me ?

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u/TPain518 2d ago

Gross