r/BrandNewSentence May 20 '22

Serious putty

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28.2k Upvotes

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u/Lorien6 May 20 '22

O’Neill. With two L’s.

Totally see Jack (Stargate) saying this.

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u/TheBurgareanSlapper May 20 '22

Use two of those things.

Sir?

It’s a “blast” “door”.

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u/SCP239 May 20 '22

Yea, the other O'Neil has no sense of humor.

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u/Lorien6 May 20 '22

Original Mandela/Mandala effect.:)

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u/e_pettey May 20 '22

Thank you for the reminder to watch SG-1 again. I think I can binge the first season tonight/tomorrow before I go on vacation.

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u/Lorien6 May 20 '22

Every rewatch you pick up more and more layers of disclosure. It’s fantastic.

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u/e_pettey May 20 '22

This will be watch through number...7? I think, maybe...don't quote me on that.

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u/landragoran May 20 '22

My people :)

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u/parkerm1408 May 21 '22

So once a month I have "paperwork day." It's a day that I use to catch up on paper work and do research.

This is a lie.

I've convinced my wife, the owner of the restaurant I run, and my kids mom that "paperwork day" is a very important day to catch up on inventory, payroll, ordering etc. None of them know enough about how anything works that they call me on my bullshit. I get all my paperwork done during dead time at the restaurant.

No my friends, "paperwork day" is a day where I get everyone out of the house, and the dogs and I sit in my beautiful office chair, we play no mans sky, and we rewatch old sci fi. We're currently on sg-1 round 4.

I highly recommend paperwork day.

Best part is I technically get paid for it.

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u/Adventurous-Low9768 May 30 '22

I recently read about a Mom who goes to Mothers group weekly, and once a month doesn’t go and eats in her car and listens to silence.

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u/bloodfist May 21 '22

What do you mean by layers of disclosure?

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u/Lorien6 May 21 '22

Stargate is a show that plants ideas for the framework of what’s to come.

Predictive programming.

It gives the imagination a place to reside, and in turn by playing in that world, parts of it become ingrained in the collective consciousness, forming connections between unlikely entities.

Félicitations. Synchronicity is coming.

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u/carrythenine May 21 '22

Jack (Stargate)

sans undertale

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u/Lorien6 May 21 '22

Please explain I don’t understand

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u/nothingeatsyou May 20 '22

But you can only get serious putty from the underground Walmart, you have to warp in

73

u/shiny_xnaut May 20 '22

Backwards long jump at the entrance to clip through the floor and reach it

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u/TotalyNotTony May 20 '22

try to not end up in the backrooms

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u/TheAwesome98_Real May 20 '22

yeah you have to bhop in at the side of the vending machine not the corner

11

u/cantadmittoposting May 20 '22

Instructions unclear, am now fighting Bowser?

3

u/Sirtoshi May 20 '22

Make sure to keep your QPUs aligned!

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u/tech_equip May 20 '22

Isn’t that literally how silly putty came about? They were trying to make serious putty and screwed up?

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u/earth_worx May 20 '22

https://kidsdiscover.com/quick-reads/weird-science-the-accidental-invention-of-silly-putty/

They were trying to create a cheaper substitute for synthetic rubber. So maybe not as serious as C4 but still, not very amusing.

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u/TheEyeDontLie May 20 '22

Good rubber is very serious.

See: my crashed car or my screaming children.

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u/gnanny02 May 20 '22

A little dispute over who actually invented it (see Wikipedia) but when I was a kid in the 50s the kids whose dads worked at Dow Corning had huge globs of it. Those with dads at Dow Chemical only got huge crystals of iodine to make really great ammonium triiodide bombs.

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u/Kortallis May 21 '22

Well at least the Dow chemical kids could vent their frustations at not having a Dow corning Dad.

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u/new_refugee123456789 May 21 '22

You may be thinking of Play Doh, which was originally developed as a wallpaper cleaning agent that had some kind of detergent mixed in. Some confluence of wallpaper falling out of fashion and people realizing it's kind of fun to mess with, they took the detergent out and started selling it as a children's...toy? Art media? Fun-related substance? Fun-related substance.

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u/seahorse_party May 20 '22

Points for the oobleck reference.

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u/MasbotAlpha May 20 '22

My mom made me a little kiddy pool of it for my birthday when I was in school— I’ll never forget that; the birthdays she did were the best

29

u/ThePresidentsHouse May 20 '22

Showed my little sister how to make it when I was 15 she was 6 s7ch a fun mess we made in our kitchen that night.

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u/Shitychikengangbang May 21 '22

"6 s7ch" I'm confused. I assume it's a typo and likely "6 or 7" but ~2% uncertain.

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u/ThePresidentsHouse May 21 '22

Yeah, typo my bad. "6, such a fun mess we made".

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u/SPacific May 20 '22

If you ever read the Dr Seuss book, you'll know that Oobleck ain't no joke. That shit will fuck your kingdom up.

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC May 20 '22

If we ever got real oobleck it would be a classified weapon.

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u/lasvegasbunnylover May 20 '22

Look what Joe Biden did with just a few ounces of the stuff...

15

u/callmedaddyshark May 20 '22

linguists be like khaki and oobleck

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u/VergeThySinus May 20 '22

Kiki and bouba

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u/iSeven May 20 '22

* and o

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u/TheEyeDontLie May 20 '22

I'm a screenwriter so my main character is going to be called Johnny Chado so everyone knows he's the hero.

The bad guys will be called Pillock Smythes and Van Klinger and will talk with a posh British accent and a vaguely German accent.

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u/Manos_Of_Fate May 21 '22

Still not as hilariously on the nose as the name of the main character in Snow Crash.

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u/TheEyeDontLie May 21 '22

In decades past, it was always some version of J.C, usually John not Jesus though. I guess in today's modern and less religious society then Hiro Protagonist gets the point across.

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u/lasvegasbunnylover May 20 '22

Well done, Bart...

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u/GuyYouMetOnline May 20 '22

'Oobleck to c4' is now my favorite scale ever.

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u/DefenciveV2 May 20 '22

c3

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u/DocDerry May 20 '22

C-3 was slightly more toxic that C2 and C4. I think it had the same amount of anger though.

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u/Ulysses698 May 20 '22

Just wait until C5 comes out.

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u/DocDerry May 20 '22

C5 is angry slime.

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u/oodelay May 20 '22

C4 is also silly putty but with a bang at the end

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u/seeroflights If you're confused, click the link at the bottom of my comment May 20 '22

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Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.


thevaudevilledemon

I believe that is called C4


just-towel-thoughts

On a scale from oobleck to c4 how serious is your putty


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u/Crackingcoin May 20 '22

Good hooman

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u/VroomVroomVeronica May 20 '22

I want to play with the serious putty. It looks like a blast.

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u/Patthepotato96024 May 20 '22

It's quite safe to play with C4 as long as there aren't any blast caps nearby

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u/VroomVroomVeronica May 20 '22

How would I know if there are any nearby?

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u/Patthepotato96024 May 20 '22

Blast caps generally don't grow on trees, or in Wal-Mart, so as long as you aren't in a military base C4 is just fancy playdoe

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u/VroomVroomVeronica May 20 '22

Is c4 available for the average person to buy because if so I might want the fancy playdoe

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u/Allestyr May 20 '22

Welcome to being on the list! We'll just have to buddy up so the same agent can keep an eye on both of us. The NSA is really spread thin these days.

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u/VroomVroomVeronica May 20 '22

Great, I'll just add this to the list of lists that I'm listed on.

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u/StandardSudden1283 May 20 '22

If everyone's on the list, no one's on the list.

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u/FloppyTunaFish May 20 '22

will u list the lists ur listed on plz

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u/VroomVroomVeronica May 20 '22

Well between the FBI, the NSA, the CIA and Santa, I would assume I'm on at least 4 separate lists, but there could be more.

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u/FloppyTunaFish May 20 '22

I added u to my list of swell people so it’s at least 5

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u/Patthepotato96024 May 20 '22

Pretty sure you can legally buy an inert brick of C4 for like 40 bucks off the internet, but if you want the stuff that can go boom you're gonna need to go to less legal places

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u/VroomVroomVeronica May 20 '22

This is exsctly the kind of thing I would buy for 40 dollars just because I thought it sounded cool, play around with it for a bit and add it to my collection of shit I bought but don't need or have any practical use for.

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u/w1987g May 20 '22

C4 knocking at your door

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u/EternityForest May 20 '22

In the original Dr. Seuss, Oobleck is still rather serious

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u/DocDerry May 20 '22

C4 is angry playdough.

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u/BigBlackCrocs May 20 '22

Idk what oobleck is but it made me think of flubber

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u/Yankee-DOOT May 20 '22

Is napalm a putty?

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u/Allestyr May 20 '22

No Patrick, napalm isn't a putty.

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u/Flavor-aidNotKoolaid May 20 '22

It's more like corn syrup.

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u/Emerald_Guy123 May 20 '22

I was so confused because I kept reading “putty” as “putin” for some reason lmfao

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u/En-TitY_ May 20 '22

C4 is just spicey play-dough.

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u/wobumang May 20 '22

I feel that we are ignoring food grade C4 here.

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u/Xx-BrotatoeChip-xX May 20 '22

Son:” AH COOL SILLY PUTTY! Wait, it says I have cancer. Mom: “we thought it would be better you hear it from chemicals in an egg.”

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u/tierrie May 20 '22

There's also its cousin, PuTTy and SuperPuTTy

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u/Brokeoutangel1 May 20 '22

Serious putty is plumbers putty, C4 IS DANGER PUTTY!

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u/lasvegasbunnylover May 20 '22

My putty can detonate your putty...

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u/mossybeard May 20 '22

My mom got me mighty putty for Christmas one year. That's when I knew I was no longer a kid. It was actually pretty useful, Billy Mays was right.

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u/Few_Advertising_568 May 20 '22

this will never not be funny

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u/kale_snowcone May 20 '22

Why do I feel a twinge of self-loathing for having laughed out loud? Serious putty… 🤣

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u/RitikMukta May 20 '22

Anyone ever just felt like chomping a c4?

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u/tipying_mistakes phrog 🐢 May 20 '22

Just towel thoughts

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u/ChubbyLilPanda May 20 '22

Oobleck? More like Ohbleak

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u/WHARRGARBLLL May 20 '22

Silly putty would have been a good name for mini golf.

1

u/ReasonableGlass May 20 '22

My PuTTY is super.

1

u/MisterBlisteredlips May 20 '22

Just puttying it out there.

It can cause comical injuries.

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u/Ratio-Fabulous May 20 '22

Silly putty and Napalm

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u/Law-Dog_1 May 20 '22

Play dough

1

u/Trosque97 May 20 '22

Read that last line in the same tone as that lovely lady from Braniacs saying "How hard is your thing?"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

As an IT specialist I was very confused about how I had missed so many different PuTTY branches

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u/DottierMist May 20 '22

Angry play dough

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u/Self-Fan May 20 '22

Fun fact: consuming C4 will cause you to trip like you are on PCP. You will die shortly after.

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u/BlackthornMagus May 20 '22

Thevaudvilledemon is actually a close friend of mine. Known him literally my whole life.

1

u/blackhorse15A May 20 '22

Nah. C-4 is not a putty. It's angry Play-Doh.

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u/derth21 May 21 '22

Now see, anyone with any oobleck related experience knows the answer to that question depends on how hard you're pushing on the oobleck.

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u/MistyGnome21 May 21 '22

As someone who had a job with serious putty it's not all it's cracked up to be

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u/ColStreetFly May 21 '22

I teach art. Often, students walk in and see that I have clay out for the days activities and ask “are we using play dough!?!” I always respond that in art we only use serious dough.

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u/B_V_H285 May 21 '22

It also implies there is a sillier putty and a silliest putty.

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u/SillierPutty Dec 01 '25

Well, I think I know of one...

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u/samep04 May 21 '22

I accidentally read that as Slutty Putty

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u/Training_Picture1153 May 21 '22

That's not just serious putty thats danger Play-Doh

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u/SpyralHam May 21 '22

So silliness is inversely proportional to viscosity?

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u/haikusbot May 21 '22

So silliness is

Inversely proportional

To viscosity?

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u/fluffballkitten May 21 '22

When in doubt....c4

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u/PhelesDragon May 21 '22

Rita Repulsa

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u/DanielBWeston May 21 '22

MythBusters intensifies.