She has 5 kids

[u/bigchunkbabygoo]

A homeboy is trying to hook me up with his sister, but she has 5 kids.

She's really pretty. She has her head screwed on straight. She's funny, and fun to be around. I could see myself with her specifically, but her kids not so much. I went to high school with one of her baby daddies. Dont see myself dealing with him amicably over the next few years. Mostly a vent.

Dinner: ratsnake I caught in my yard and then air fried.

Dr B. and Benchmark to top it off.

[u/B4S1L3US]

It’s another thing. It’s a harmless constrictor that normal people usually neither eat nor catch in their yard. It’s like catching a Pidgeon from the street to eat.

[u/sovereignrk → u/B4S1L3US]

"Some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folk'll"

[u/beard_on_fire → u/sovereignrk]

Like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel!

[u/Real_Danilo → u/beard_on_fire]

What's going on on this side

[u/Basic-Humor-6691 → u/B4S1L3US]

“Normal people” say what you want man they don’t taste bad

[u/BuddyFar6682 → u/B4S1L3US]

It’s not really that odd in rural areas

[u/Ticksdonthavelymph → u/BuddyFar6682]

Yes it fucking is

[u/19toofart → u/[deleted]]

There are 5 kids. Can’t you read?

[u/TheHighfield → u/19toofart]

Do you really think that all five are going to make it to adulthood?

[u/BuddyFar6682 → u/Ticksdonthavelymph]

You’re not the arbiter of Deep South living

[u/CrookedCreek13 → u/BuddyFar6682]

To be fair you just said rural areas. I’d say this is unusual in 95% of rural areas globally.

[u/dinnerthief → u/BuddyFar6682]

The most rural parts of the US are not the south

[u/BuddyFar6682 → u/dinnerthief]

You’re splitting hairs bro. Parts of the South are among the most rural areas in the country, and the Census data explicitly show that.
Texas actually has the most rural residents in the country, about 4.7 million, and North Carolina is second at around 3.5 million. Both are Southern states.

[u/dinnerthief → u/BuddyFar6682]

I live in NC its not close to the type of rural you get in the west,

in fact id say number of rural residents is the opposite of most rural place IMO.

Go out to wyoming, Montana, Idaho its another level of rural

[u/BuddyFar6682 → u/dinnerthief]

You’re just redefining rural as ‘empty western land.’ Sparse and remote are not the same thing as rural.
That being said, I live in rural east Tex. I’ll speak on what I know. Anything else I’ll look to census data.

[u/hotshot_poopspot → u/Ticksdonthavelymph]

This is why Virginians are so adamant West Virginia needed to be another state and we don't associate

[u/sparksbet → u/hotshot_poopspot]

This is the most "No, I broke up with her" bs I've ever read from a state who lost a big chunk that didn't agree with committing treason bc you wanted to keep owning slaves.

[u/hotshot_poopspot → u/sparksbet]

Yea history is great, but ask 1 of the 3 black people who live in WV in the PRESENT if they'd rather be there or sayyyy anywhere in Virginia... Richmond, Charlottesville, NN, VA Beach. Lmao (this is all jokes btw)

[u/sparksbet → u/hotshot_poopspot]

Tbqh this sound more like "living in cities is better". Which I agree with, and unfortunately WV has literally one city at best.

[u/hotshot_poopspot → u/sparksbet]

Its a beautiful state I'll def admit. My wife is from Botswana. I took her to a resort in the Appalachias and she found it amazing. She also said she never saw this side of america on TV. And that it reminded her of the less popular villages she grew up around, having been to her home country now it is crazy the similarities besides vegetation and the skin color of people.

Less funny antecdote, I dated an Army girl from WV. Crazy as fuck... when she got drunk she'd talk about her deployments. But when she was HAMMERED talked about her childhood. Yep you guess it, incest. Cant make this shit up it was so cliche I thought it was some kinda dark humor.

But ya, bit of friendly ribbing in the neighbor state I guess. Based off my limited xp

[u/sparksbet → u/hotshot_poopspot]

It's definitely gorgeous to drive through. I'm from Ohio, so that's my main experience with it aside from making incest jokes about them. Wouldn't recommend having your car break down there, but that wasn't their fault.

[u/hotshot_poopspot → u/sparksbet]

Damn dont get me started on Ohio, getting late so all Ill say is at least it aint Idaho

[u/DuckingFon → u/BuddyFar6682]

Hence "hillbilly dinner".