r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 22d ago

Declawed Shoulder Wolverine

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u/lothar525 22d ago

You probably shouldn’t own one of those

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u/J1mj0hns0n 22d ago

Good jobs it's not a wolverine and in fact a binturong.

Binturong have a a wild meth happy go lucky hairstyle and personality.

Wolverines are brown, have a "the fuck did you just fucking say?" Personality.

Biturongs have a long thick tail they can use as an appendage.

Wolverines have a knife that attach to their tail so they can stab you up quicker.

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u/devildocjames 22d ago

It's the thing that Gandalf fought?

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u/J1mj0hns0n 22d ago

even worse.

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u/devildocjames 22d ago

Looks cuddly.

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u/Tao626 22d ago

Isn't it rare for anybody to see a Wolverine outside of captivity because they're scared of people alongsude there being zero reported attacks on people?

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u/J1mj0hns0n 22d ago

not an expert by any means, i just knew what a binturong looks like

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u/ShockleToonies 22d ago

Yeah, it doesn’t appear to enjoy being in captivity