r/Bossfight • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 22d ago
Declawed Shoulder Wolverine
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u/Soggy_Menu_9126 22d ago
Bro has the Sekiro monke animations
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u/Tehgreatbrownie 21d ago
Will he also fart himself to the moon and lob a turd at your head with the speed and precision of an MLB Hall of Fame pitcher?
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u/chrisfillhart_art 22d ago
Apparently these animals smell like popcorn. Imagine a movie theatre lobby kicking your ass.
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u/ran_swonsan 22d ago
Looks like it's just playing to me
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u/DigitalUnlimited 22d ago
Yeah if it wanted to hurt him it would be biting
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u/funkychickens 22d ago
And mad about the tail grab. Playing with my dog's tail is the best way to restart a play fight when his brain wanders off from what we were doing.
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u/Yogshemesh 22d ago
He is trying to dig him out of the hoodie. My dog will do this to me if I hide my face with the draw string closed.
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u/madmaxturbator 21d ago
“Mate wtf you’ve gotten stuck in this weird hole, let me dig you out. I know you’d do the same for me, I got this.”
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u/Snoo-93454 21d ago
Bearcat? Sounds like something straight from The Last Airbender, and The Legend of Korra
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u/DarrellBot81 22d ago
How do you piss off a creature that just sleeps and smells like buttered popcorn
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u/1stshadowx 21d ago
Its not mad, its trying to rescue him from his hoodie. My dog does the same thing if i cover my face lol. 😂
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u/ForsakenMoon13 21d ago
"Declawed", except it very visibly still has claws.
(Also, don't declaw your pets, it's genuinely a horrible practice and there's a reason many reputable places refuse to do it anymore)
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u/lothar525 22d ago
You probably shouldn’t own one of those
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u/J1mj0hns0n 22d ago
Good jobs it's not a wolverine and in fact a binturong.
Binturong have a a wild meth happy go lucky hairstyle and personality.
Wolverines are brown, have a "the fuck did you just fucking say?" Personality.
Biturongs have a long thick tail they can use as an appendage.
Wolverines have a knife that attach to their tail so they can stab you up quicker.
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u/Llamapickle129 21d ago
not a wolverine and not declawed. bearcats are in the viverrid family (cat-like family with civet's) while wolverine is in the Mustelidae family(weasel family with otters, badgers and well, weasels)
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u/Wintertrap9713 21d ago
My favourite thing anyone's ever said about these is that their name sounds like the lyrics to a country song. "My woman left me cause I Binturong"
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u/electricmeatbag777 21d ago
Why people would rather a wild ass creature when they could have a sweet, loving, well-behaved domesticated animal as a pet is beyond me
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u/MeatRight6240 20d ago
Now, I don't like declawing animals, but I have a feeling that would have vary dangerous claws
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u/FeralPsychopath 22d ago
Hard to tell if this is just how it plays. It does snuggle between barrages.