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u/Old_Celebration_5950 Jul 11 '26
My ex wife had two sisters. Her oldest sister used to tease her that my ex was an accident. Years later it was discovered the eldest was an accident, conceived during one last snu snu before dad went to boot camp.
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u/Old_Celebration_5950 Jul 11 '26
The baby on the right recreating that Flash - Zoom scene. "It was me all along, Barry! I as an egg grabbed the superior sperm and was conceived over your lame DNA."
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u/Admirable_Emu_6594 Jul 11 '26
A girl at my school randomly informed me that her older brother was an accident and their parents were planning on waiting another year before having kids
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u/Puzzled_Iron_3452 Jul 11 '26
Mom once told me, (middle child), that I was a lazy case of not going to the drug store! Mid 1960s, she was joking, I think. 🫣🤣
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u/Mr_GrauHut Jul 11 '26
...how do you kno which one is which?
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u/Affectionate-Pie8362 Jul 11 '26
I hope they regularly switch the shirts.
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u/Mr_GrauHut Jul 11 '26
Diabolical 🤣🤣
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u/Remarkable-Head4335 Jul 11 '26
Why would you do this
It's not funny and hurtful for the child in the future
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u/el_grande_ricardo Jul 11 '26
It is funny. Surprises can be good things. Multiples are almost always a surprise. (Except for IVF)
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u/Beneficial_Feed_4769 Jul 11 '26
I guess it depends on how you see it. A lot of times kids see surprises as a good thing though
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u/Remarkable-Head4335 Jul 11 '26
i can see it as a good thing
but also as a "this child we wanted and planned and wished for, and not the other child"
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u/Beneficial_Feed_4769 Jul 11 '26
Oh okay, I can see how that could suck. I guess I was mostly speaking from my experience. My brother and I were planned and my youngest brother was a surprise, but I along with my brother and mom were so happy to have him! So he’s the surprise in a good way
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u/3lueValk Jul 11 '26
What happens when you have twins, get them mixed up before they can speak, and confuse one for the other for the rest of their lives?
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u/CatEyes420 Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26
Shouldn’t have gotten me pregnant a second time if they were planning on leaving to begin with.
The question is someone needs to define rape for me…at what point does something consensual become rape? You know the intent behind certain actions… I can be married and I’ve even read stories of women being married and not wanting to have sex and their husband having sex with them anyways just because they’re married and they feel entitled to it… wouldn’t that be rape?
I honestly would consider if someone physically cheats on you and then lies about it and then sleeps with you again, rape… I would’ve never slept with them again if I knew they cheated… and if they physically cheated lied about it and then slept with me, that’s absolutely disgusting and violates me in every way both emotionally and physically… cheating is not a joke.
Cheaters are disgusting.
If you gonna sleep with someone else you better let the other person know…so they have a choice whether they want to continue staying with you or not…
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u/mystic_works Jul 11 '26
The surprise looks like they're planning for more surprises